I will die in August of 2053, at age 84

[redqueen]

Probably from a heart attack.

http://www.okcupid.com/death

You?

[Dr.Phool]

1. I'll die in May 2052

At age of 100. Probably shot by a jealous husband.

[kick-ass-bob]

2. 88.

April, 2061.

[Midlodemocrat]

24. Me. too.

but twenty years sooner. From Cancer.

[SW FL Dem]

133. Age 88 in May 2046

from cancer

[Murphys_Unlawful]

3. I will die in 2003 june 11th...

Wait a minute... I'm still here.

[MadAsHellNewYorker]

4. January 2065, age 82

Heart Attack

[Lavender Brown]

5. NO!

:cry:

[tjdee]

6. September 2060, when I'm 84. They don't factor in nuclear disaster, though

That's a good age, if I had to pick one.

[kick-ass-bob]

11. guess I'm just holding on till you go.

see above.

[notadmblnd]

7. 82.8

cancer. I was hoping I'd be younger when I die.

[Richardo]

8. Me: February 2039 at 82 from heart attack...

What a weird questionnaire: "Hold in your farts?" :wtf:

[smbolisnch]

16. Oh yeah, I meant to mention that!

How strange is that question! lmao

[redqueen]

20. It can be fatal!

You shouldn't interfere with natural bodily funcitons, man.

[Richardo]

32. With me, NOT holding them in can be fatal...

...to others. I have the most obnoxious digestive system.

Enough information, everybody? :7

[smbolisnch]

39. snarf!

eom

[underpants]

28. Heart failure here TOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The fart question probably has to do with expanding you r stomach and therefore eating more than you should.

I loved the "Holding on too Long" and "Gun Ownership" for the History of...Family or You

[Kire]

46. My mom holds in her farts.

I always knew it couldn't be good for her.

[Radical Activist]

9. "You will be shocked by our accuracy

in the last few seconds of your life." That is too fucking funny.

[TOhioLiberal]

10. you are going to outlive me...

I will die in 2043 at the age of 81. Porbably of a heart attack.

[ronnykmarshall]

12. April 2039 - 78 years old

Heart Attack

[smbolisnch]

13. Freaky, wow.

That's frightening!

According to our research, you'll be dead by


May 2066
at age 87


- probable cause -



old age

Hopefully, it'll be in my sleep!

[underpants]

31. Yeah but probably not

probably a long painful illness but you will "Hold on for too long"

:hi:

[smbolisnch]

36. Well, I will just pretend it's accurate, then I can relax :)

[cmf]

14. September 2065

from cancer.

:(

[jdots]

15. Don't count on it

the neocons could all light a fart at any second and blow the planet out of orbit.
Knowing when you are going to die must be frightening.

[JimmyJazz]

17. 90 - old age - I'm not telling what year - I know some of you can do math

:P

[Richardo]

22. Yes, but others of us are PoliSci majors...

...and need a calculator for 7+6 :dunce:

[SW FL Dem]

134. Hey this former poli sci major can add n/t

[EstimatedProphet]

18. November 2045, at 83

Likely cause-cancer.

[silverlib]

19. 85 from stroke

[BurtWorm]

21. May you rest in peace.

:cry:

[HEyHEY]

23. Hail of RCMP gunfire!

[sleepyhead]

25. June 2038

Age 83. Heart attack.

[dolo amber]

26. 2056, age 89

Cancer.

That's pretty impressive considering the life I've lived thus far. :D

[Lone_Star_Dem]

124. We're dying in the same year at the same age!

Want to get together and have a going away party? :D

[dolo amber]

125. Hey, definitely!!

If we time it right, we won't even have to worry about being hungover! :7 :toast:

[underpants]

27. May 2046 79.2 years old ----- I loved two of the "conditions"

Family or You

History of

Holding on too long
Gund Ownership

[Richardo]

29. Yeah, what's 'Holding on too long' mean?

Was that just a question for men? :evilgrin:

[underpants]

33. RELEASE!

I can't say that THAT crossed my mind.

:bounce:

[Zenlitened]

Another condition was "ugliness"

Is that physical appearance? Personality? Political party affiliation?

:D

[smbolisnch]

41. LMAO, who would admit it anyway? nt

[Radical Activist]

51. That's what I thought, but then I admitted to frequently being impressed

with myself. I think self-confidence must make a person live longer.

[smbolisnch]

64. I put occasionally :) nt

[Zenlitened]

30. March 2046 at age 82. Probably of cancer, but...

... there's a 13% chance I'll die of loneliness! :D

[underpants]

35. I had 13% cxhance of drug overdose

I said a FEW times

[Zenlitened]

54. Let's get together and share that stuff...

... you won't overdose, and I won't be lonely!

:toast:

[baldguy]

34. April 2048

at age 84, heart attack

And I had plans for that month too!

[RevolutionaryActs]

37. January of 2067, age 81.

probable cause: Cancer.


I have NO idea how they came up with cancer..... :shrug:

[achtung_circus]

38. February 2048, at age 92

probable cause- cancer.

[Drifter]

40. Can I have your stuff ?

Cheers
Drifter

[Kire]

42. 18317.3 days left on this earth.

I've already lived 37% of mylife.

I die of a stroke at age 80.

[Radical Activist]

43. I will die at age 85.7, May 2063

WHY YOU DIE?
56% stroke
24% ulcers/bowel toughness
13% overdose
5% drowning of the lungs
2% wounds

32% of my life is over it says. God that scares the shit out of me. Why can't I just stop getting older? Help me Peter Pan!

[fujiyama]

118. I have a very similar number

It said 85 from old age in the year 2066.

I was impressed and glad it was so much but it kinda does freak me out to know that about a third of my life may have passed me by already.

[nickinSTL]

44. 2056 - age 84

Heart attack.

I think this is wrong. I HIGHLY doubt I'll make it to 84.

Heart attack is highly likely, though.

[dean_dem]

45. Ugliness shortens lifespan?

And would somebody admit to a family history of ugliness on a questionnare?

[Kire]

58. maybe it measures self-esteem

If you think you are so ugly that you answer the question yes, then that might say something about your mental health?

[amazona]

88. there's something called FLK

My friend is a special education teacher and they have this politically incorrect code for "funny-looking kid." There is a correlation between being physically unattractive and being ill.

[proud2BlibKansan]

103. That is true

I teach special ed and and an FLK is a kid who looks funny enough that they probably have some learning problems. The most obvious example is a kid with Down's syndrome. But there are kids with FAS (fetal alcohol syndrome) who have some very strange facial characteristics, low set ears, funny shaped heads, etc. And I taught a kid with Fragile X a few years ago who had a very strange shaped head. It was almost square.

It is not a definitive diagnostic tool, but an FLK kid is usually referred for testing in lower elem school. But there have to be other problems present, we can't say FLK is the reason we are referring the child.

[RPM]

47. April 2064, age 88. n/t

[Tafiti]

48. Me?

Death from cancer in 2057 at age 77.

[Zenlitened]

49. My result: "You have 15060.5 days left on this earth"

Anyone know how I can create a countdown clock on my desktop? :D

[Beaverhausen]

50. May, 2048 at age 89.

Old Age.

[da_chimperor]

52. January, 2071 at age 88 from cancer

I'll quit smoking long before that, so we'll see if I live to 100. :D

[Bill McBlueState]

53. I'll die in October 2061 at age 82

From a stroke!

Halley's Comet is supposed to return in the summer of that year. I've always secretly wanted to hold on long enough to see it again, since I saw it the first time when I was six. Pretty cheesy, huh?

[Xipe Totec]

55. I Died Already

Nov 2nd, 2004.

[Beaverhausen]

60. Was it the smoking that got you? or the held-in farts?

[Xipe Totec]

63. Brain Aneurism

My head exploded.

[Beaverhausen]

65. oh...duh!!! sorry I'm a little slow today

old age kicking in early I guess.

[Xipe Totec]

69. LOL!

Hey, you can blame it on too much New Year's partying :party: :toast:

[billyskank]

56. 2060, aged 83, probably from cancer

Ok....we'll see.

[truebrit71]

57. 2052.. Murdered by the jealous husband of an 18-yr old bride....

...and her twin sister.....


:evilgrin:

[Worst Username Ever]

59. Nov 2062, old age. Maybe I'll be able to see Haley's comet someday.

[Catchawave]

61. 81 - Cancer

I'll take it :)

[Orsino]

62. Shot at Age 95 by a Jealous Husband

...per the old joke.

[u4ic]

66. May 2058, at age 92

from cancer.

56% cancer
24% car accident
13% loneliness
5% drowning of the lungs (??)
2% wounds

[Lydia Leftcoast]

67. My expiration date is April 2042

:-)

I'll be just short of 92.

[NYC Liberal]

68. January 2072, at age 84

because of a heart attack.

[Spacemom]

70. September 2047

At the age of 76.

WHY YOU DIE?
56% heart attack
24% ulcers/bowel toughness
13% loneliness
5% drowning of the lungs
2% wounds

You have 15587.5 days left on this earth.
You've already lived 44% of your life.

[bicentennial_baby]

71. March 2065 Old Age

age 88...let's hope so!

[GoddessOfGuinness]

72. June 2041 at age 83 from cancer.

Ugh! Do I have to live that long?

[Lorien]

73. I'll die a month later

at the age of 88, of a stroke (though personally, I think it'll be way sooner than that)!

[Metatron]

74. Feb. 2058 at the age of 89

possibly due to cancer. Of course, I am shooting to live to 100. :)

[NewJeffCT]

75. April 2045 age 78

From cancer

[complain jane]

76. July 2056 at 89 of stroke.

[Gothic Sponge]

77. I will die in May 2054 at age 87.

Stroke.

[kittycat1164]

78. Me? I'll live till 2049

and die when I'm 85. Damn, I hope I have the money to enjoy all those years!

on edit: from Cancer. Oh joy. :(

WHY YOU DIE?
56% cancer
24% car accident
13% loneliness
5% drowning of the lungs
2% wounds

You have 16366.0 days left on this earth.
You've already lived 48% of your life.

[Dzimbowicz]

79. April 2042, probable cause: cancer

:shrug:

[WoodrowFan]

80. I died last year

kidding, July 2041, age 82, Cancer.

[Wapsie B]

81. April, 2043 at age 86

of old age.

[tk2kewl]

82. Holy shit! It said I would die tomorrow!!!!

Oh, never mind. My bad.

[LeftyMom]

83. Apparently cancer gets me at age 85

Sorta wierd that there are no diet questions on this quiz. :shrug:

[StrongbadTehAwesome]

84. worn the same pair of pants for two weeks straight

what does THAT have to do with longevity???

Oh, and I die at 83 of cancer. That seems about right.

[amazona]

89. if you travel a lot...

Maybe this is TMI but there is a group of people who backpack as it were around the globe with only one or two changes of clothes and presumably if you are in this group, while you might have a great time while you're here, it seems unlikely that you'll live as long as if you'd stayed home in a quiet place far away from dangerous beaches where people die from shark attacks, hurricanes, and alcohol abuse, and the whole party lifestyle.

Also, if you are just plain on the street and this is why you're wearing the same clothes for two weeks street, well, it's a given that street people don't live as long as the housed because of lack of access to shelter, decent food, and health care.

So I think it's a fair question.

[ismnotwasm]

85. 88

Of old age.

[Spider Jerusalem]

86. July 2057, age 79, probably of cancer.

[amazona]

87. supposedly when I'm 97

The last time I took the test, they said 106 but I knew that couldn't be right. Or maybe "faith-based" science has gained ground since then and so we all have shorter life expectancies?

[ZombieNixon]

90. January of 2074.

Age 86, most likely from old age.

[Jack_Dawson]

91. So we're both 35?

I'm not much for math, but...

Is that right?

[terrya]

92. November, 2043. I'll be 88.

[gollygee]

93. I'll be 96 and die of old age

in April.

LOL

[MissMillie]

94. April 2047 at age 83

probably from cancer.

[DeposeTheBoyKing]

95. Did you read the language closely?

Mine said BY October of 2044 from a heart attack (age 82). It did not say IN October of 2004.

[redqueen]

100. No, I did not!

Good catch... thanks. :hi:

[Placebo]

96. I'll be dead by June 2068, from Cancer.

You will be 82 years old.
You have 23181.2 days left on this earth.
You've already lived 23% of your life.

Fab. Just fab. Where did the time go?

[Politicub]

97. 2059 at age 86 from a Stroke

That's pretty sobering! It said I've already lived 37% of my life.

[mvd]

98. August 2061, age 85 of old age

If I could have added how old my two living grandparents are, that would have improved the result even more. :-)

[MisterP]

99. 82, heart attack

[proud2BlibKansan]

101. January, 2042

Age 88

[sakabatou]

102. Old age at 98 on December of 2085

[fujiyama]

120. Wow

That's pretty impressive.

[legally blonde]

104. I will die

in 2064 (age 84) from cancer. What a morbid little survey :crazy:

[Boswells_Johnson]

105. September 2053, 80 yrs. Cancer. That's fine, any older and

I'd have to worry about having solid bowel movements anyway...

[Calico Jack Rackham]

106. 2063

at 87 years of age from the "Big C".

[Danmel]

107. 92!

I'm gonna take the big vacation in January 2052 at the age of 92! And I'm gonna die of old age!

(A palm reader I met over the summer in NYC told me I'm gonna live to be 100- she scared the ever loving shit out of me- she looked at my hand and started describing me to a tee- I met her at an outdoor concert at the World Financial Center. I have no idea how she came up with the stuff she said but it was really accurate and not general. So I figure if we average them out, I;m gonna live to be 96, which isn't too bad, as long as they've run out of Bushes by then!

[Solly Mack]

108. January 2054 at age 90

[jellybelly]

109. I'll die from a stroke when I'm 84

"you're healthier than the average female"
whatever...:shrug:

[Zing Zing Zingbah]

110. December 2070 at 91.7 years of age.

Probably of a stroke.

They wrote 92 years, but I wouldn't be 92 until April 2071.
What a weird quiz. Glad I got good results.

[Zing Zing Zingbah]

111. If only one person in your entire family is obese,

does that mean your family has a history of obesity? I said yes because my father is, but he is the only one in my whole extended family.

[Tom_Foolery]

112. I took the test twice...

The first time, I put in the correct information; and I will live until 2041, dying at 81. The second time, I put in the worst case scenario; and I will be dead by 2014 at the age of 54.

[UrbScotty]

113. Early 2070's from a heart attack

I have 24448.3 days left.

[goodboy]

114. I'll be dead by January 2050, probably from a heart attack.

[Doctor_J]

115. April 2039, age 82

BTW, RQ, could you post some more pics of yourself in the gallery? It might help me live longer.

[Cadence]

116. It said 2048 at the age of 76

from a heart attack. :(

[Samurai_Writer]

117. I've got 42 more years!

March 2047
at age 86
from cancer

I just turned 44.

[SarahB]

119. November 2059 at age 88.

Probably cause- cancer.
BUT I do have " more health & vitality than the average woman." :D

[THUNDER HANDS]

121. 2064, 86 years old

I'll be one old DUer by then.

[Lone_Star_Dem]

122. November 2056 at age 89 of old age.

It said I had more health & vitality than the average woman. I wonder where I'm I'm hiding it.

Hey, any other 2056er's want to get together and have a going away party?

[ornotna]

123. October 2062

According to our research, you'll be dead by

October 2062
at age 86


- probable cause -


old age

Edit
OOPS! I forgot to put the right birth date in, everything above this line is a lie.:P

[SOteric]

126. At age 91

of Cancer. But I suspect if it's lookin' for me, it'll get me long before then.

[DS1]

127. Jan 2058 at 84

Heart attack - damnit - I wanted to go out in some fun way

[SOteric]

152. The fun is all in how you acheive the heart attack.

Though, personally, I don't think you're ever going to die. That would mean that either God or Satan would have to agree to take you and right now neither of them want to be shown up. :evilgrin:

[serryjw]

128. Strange they didn't ask about

sex life or happy marriage certainly an indicator of a long life.
Doesn't anyone find it stange that no one is dying in their 60's or 70's?

[JohnKleeb]

129. Well

November 2068
at age 81

[no name no slogan]

130. August 2057 at age 88, probably from Cancer

That's about 20 years longer than I expect to live, so it's like a bonus!

[Elidor]

131. Is it too early to pay my respects?

I hope it was quick and painless. So sorry to hear of your departure.

[cruadin]

132. May, 2043---aged 86, probably cancer.

<sniffle> so young........so young.

[Thor_MN]

135. Dang, August 2050, probably of old age. I was hoping for

while bedding my 22 year old wife.....

[IronLionZion]

136. August 2064 age 81 of heart attack

I have way more health and vitality than the average man.

[IronLionZion]

137. that site has a decent political one too

http://www.okcupid.com/politics

[alittlelark]

138. I got December 2053 - stroke at 89 yrs old

[SKKY]

139. At age 81 from cancer in 2051...

..But worse than that, I didn't realize I was a "Fart Holder Inner". I need to work on that.

[Redleg]

140. August 2047 at age 83.

I have slightly more than half my life to live!

[Baja Margie]

141. September 2040 age 89 of stroke.

Great.

[Rhiannon12866]

142. I will die at age 92, of cancer

:shrug:

[fleabert]

143. may 2065 n/t

[TXDemGal]

144. Age 79

from cancer, in the year 2041. My life is 53% over. Clearly I'm on the downward slide.

And, as I can plainly see, I have no more health and vitality than the average woman.

[Historic NY]

145. heart attack April 2028......can we get Vegas odds on this....age 72..

I guess I'm average...

[Guaranteed]

146. August of 2060. I'm GONE, baby.

I know you'll all miss me. :)

But, I'll be 81 and cranky by then. Maybe you won't.

Heart disease, BTW. Like all of my family dies of (they live long, though).

[Magrittes Pipe]

147. January, 2057, age 82.

WHY YOU DIE?
56% cancer
24% ulcers/bowel toughness
13% loneliness
5% drowning of the lungs
2% wounds

I could see the bowel toughness, but cancer? :shrug:

[Crankie Avalon]

148. February 2034, age 67, of cancer...

...I guess I'll never know how Social Security will turn out.

Well, take care everyone (may as well get the good-byes out of the way now and not wait till the last minute). :hi:

[LWolf]

149. October 2038

Heart attack, age 78.

[livinginphotographs]

150. Cancer, at age 76, in March of 2056.

By then, we'll probably be on President Bush the 8th or something, so I won't be missing much.

[Briarius]

151. August 2065 at the age of 65

from a heart attack