Who want's to join my armpit fart orchestra and choir?

[Beware the Beast Man]

We need more altos! :hi:

*** to the dead serious folk- I think some of you know me enough by now to know that this is not a serious endeavor. I'm making a statement-a juvenille one, but a statement nonetheless ***

[Jack_Dawson]

1. How old are you?

Just wonderin'

:shrug:

[Beware the Beast Man]

4. Old enough to know better, and young at heart.

[Boswells_Johnson]

2. I was an alto, but have put some weight on, so now I'm a baritone

[terrya]

3. By golly, I'm an alto!

:hi:

T

[Padraig18]

5. I'm sure the rest of the 7th grade would be glad to.

And I'm sure you'll get rave reviews from the third-grade boys.

:eyes:

[Beware the Beast Man]

16. Sure, let's bring some gravitas to the Lounge, shall we?

This way, all the forums on DU will be exactly the same. Now we can all be well-informed about such realisitic issues as chemtrails, how the recount will put Kerry in office, and how Bush is at fault for the tsunami. Fart jokes, indeed. How dare I act so immature when I could be fighting for The Cause.

[redqueen]

6. I can't do armpit farts

:(

[lib_1138]

7. Just call me Le Petomaine ;) nt

[livinginphotographs]

8. Got any gigs lined up?

Because I refuse to work with anyone but professionals. I've been in too many amateur armpit fart orchestras to screw around anymore.

[Beware the Beast Man]

11. We're touring "The Works of Mussorgsky" in the Summer.

So we must practice, practice, practice!

[Boswells_Johnson]

12. Might I suggest we do some Elgar as well?

[HamstersFromHell]

15. Mussorgsky?

"Sphincters at an Asshibition"?

"A Night on Bawd Mountain"?

Stop me before I kill again...

[Wapsie B]

9. I can make

disgusting noises with my hands. No armpit farts though.
I think it'd be in the alto range.


:evilgrin:

[sundog]

10. how about tenors? you have any tenor openings?

[Richardo]

13. Any volunteers for the castrati section?

Anyone?

Bueller?

[Beware the Beast Man]

14. I can think of a few...