Important question regarding war...
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Sun Sep-28-03 06:29 PM
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| Important question regarding war... |
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If there were an epic battle between General Tsao and Colonel Sanders, who would win?
There armies, of course, being composed entirely of poultry.
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| Padraig18
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Sun Sep-28-03 06:31 PM
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He's probably read Sun Tzu, and the "Art of War". :P
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| Droopy
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Sun Sep-28-03 06:35 PM
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He would give General Tsao high blood pressure and heart disease with his fried chicken.
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| Dufaeth
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Sun Sep-28-03 07:02 PM
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| 3. Colonel Sanders hated Jews |
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One of my former teachers met him and asked if he could introduce him to his students. Sanders response: "Are any of them kikes?"
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| DrWeird
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Sun Sep-28-03 07:10 PM
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I've heard from a reliable source that General Tsao really despised Guatemalans.
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| mike_c
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Sun Sep-28-03 07:29 PM
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| 5. General Tsao, hands down.... |
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Colonel Sanders can stick his 11 herbs and spices where the sun doesn't shine. Sauce! We want spicy sauce!
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| baldguy
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Sun Sep-28-03 08:18 PM
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You don't really think that's CHICKEN, do you?
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| Deja Q
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Sun Sep-28-03 08:31 PM
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| 7. Colonel Sanders is a CHICKEN, period! |
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Tsao rules! He's no chicken, he just coats it with his sauce! :9
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