If you were a pornstar what whould your stage name be?

[MichaelHarris]

So far we have Matcom as 'Buck Ahoy'

[48pan]

1. I Actually Know a Guy Named...

Randy Bone.

No shit!

[MichaelHarris]

3. LOL

wonder if he gets alot of calls.

[skepticalndnc]

35. Busty Puddin

I did the street names once. It was Fluffy Southoaks.

[Must_B_Free]

2. Gusty Winds

because Gusty Winds may exist

[MichaelHarris]

5. that should be

my name after all the cabbage I ate.

[blueknight]

7. my name would be

"hambone pearce"

[TlalocW]

4. Mine would be

Big McLargeHuge

And I would want to star in the title role in "Cap'n Jim's Hat Shoppe of Lust Ahoy."

TlalocW

[MikeBleedsBlue]

6. Try this site....

http://members.tripod.com/~Carter_Phillips/name.html

[MichaelHarris]

8. Hey that's cool

welcome to DU also.

[redqueen]

21. Katie Vegas?

weird.

[MichaelHarris]

24. as long as

there is a craps table and me involved then it's not weird at all.

[Beaverhausen]

26. DeeDee Lustley

:evilgrin:

[sundog]

28. Mark Might

:evilgrin:

[personman]

9. Spanky Wankerbang

It just came to me, as if in a dream....spooky.

[FredScuttle]

10. Going by the standard process

that is taking your first pet's name as your porn first name and the street you grew up on as your porn last name, I would be the unfortunately named:

Fuzzy Smallwood

[MichaelHarris]

11. hahahahaha

Not sure it would get top billing.

[Left Is Write]

14. I can't do that.

Pet name - Muffy. Yes, that works - but I grew up on a numbered street.

Muffy 114th just doesn't cut it.

[FredScuttle]

19. Try the second street you lived on

or just go by "Muffy Streets"....kind of a prep/urban vibe

[MichaelHarris]

27. that

does have a ring to it.

[Left Is Write]

12. Kandy Kiss.

[MichaelHarris]

13. for some reason

that turned me on immensely.

[Left Is Write]

15. There's also the alternate one -

Lucinda Bondage.

[MichaelHarris]

17. Excuse me

while I whup this out. I've been waiting so long to use that line from 'Blazing Saddles" and now is that time.

[Malikshah]

16. Sterling Rodd

I went as Sterling Rodd for Halloween a few years back.

Shaved off the beard part of my goatee--but left the handlebars down to my chin. Used the most nasty fake tan cream to get that orange glow. Bathed in Brut

And put a roll down my leg reaching to the knee-- Called him Otis (as in the Elevator company)...

Oh--it was just too much fun. Will have to trot Sterling out next year. (Had business cards made as well-- "Available for Bachelorette Parties, Bat Mitzvahs, and NOW conventions)

Terribly un-PC and fun.

[MichaelHarris]

18. LOL

the orange tan was the icing on the cake.

[X_republican]

29. Jack Jizmore

Used it on Yahoo for a while. It was my porno alter ego on the message boards.

The only problem was that it was so subtle it went over a lot of their heads.

[MichaelHarris]

30. now

I'm freaked right out. LOL

[xchrom]

20. rick randy?

i don't know -- but i generally am -- randy -- not rick.

[Florida_Geek]

22. True name

i dated a girl named Belinda Screws.....

[MichaelHarris]

25. Now I know

she got some phone calls

[Wapsie B]

34. I knew a woman

with the last name of Pickup. Kid you not.

[StrongbadTehAwesome]

38. I believe you; I know someone who's unfortunately named

Deborah Slutsky.

[Boswells_Johnson]

23. Buster Cherry

I also have an idea for a series of hi-brow porns. The first in the series would be "The Ass Menagerie"

[FredScuttle]

41. perhaps you can star with Buster Hymen (real porn guy)

in "On Golden Blond"

[Boswells_Johnson]

42. LOL!

The guy who wrote the song "The Great Pretender" was Buck Ram, which would work, too

[Wapsie B]

31. Hal Buchanan.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

32. lioness...

[MichaelHarris]

37. I'm buying that

DVD

[DS1]

33. Michael More

[Solly Mack]

36. Glitter Clitter

what? what?

[Wcross]

39. Wesley Pipes

[Norbert]

40. Buck Naked

I had to say that. :silly:

[KG]

43. Dr. Goodbone!

:)

[jellybelly]

44. Assma Hardy

[Norbert]

45. Dick Head

Where I used to work the guy in charge of our parts department had to call a vendor that went by the name of Dick Head. I kid you not. The parts department guy would laugh at the drop of a hat and told me he just barely made it through the phone call without laughing.

Why the guy went by Dick instead of Richard is beyond me.

[Heddi]

46. Lickety Clit

:)

[jellybelly]

50. the best one so far....LOL!

[nuxvomica]

47. Dick Service

Name of a real person who is actually not a porn star. I think it would have a certain je ne sais quoi as a porn star name.

[Schema Thing]

48. Richard Slocum

I know a family of Slocums, and was always a bit jealous of the surname. Talk about marketing!

[Bok_Tukalo]

49. Uranus

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51. Dick Rambone...

Or Rod Hardshaft.