Hey Fellas -- How Many Inches Are You?

[THUNDER HANDS]

Poll question: Hey Fellas -- How Many Inches Are You?

I'm pretty sure nobody's ever asked this question before. Might as well be the first one to.

:)

[SeveneightyWhoa]

1. OOHWEEE!

5 and a half manly inches, baby!

[Darth_Kitten]

15. Is it wrong for me to be here????

tee hee...... :grouphug: ;)

[WillParkinson]

73. Not at all!

I mean, when you go shopping you check for the best values, right?

[Loyal]

2. I voted,

but I'm not tellin. ;-)

[SingSong]

3. More than you, no doubt

only those who are insecure seem to be focused on sexual topics so much.

[THUNDER HANDS]

4. unlike those

who constantly reply to sexual topics.

:evilgrin:

[SingSong]

7. You have a point there!

alrighty then............

edit: I never responded to them, but have read some. Damn. I hate the degeneration of the minds of this country. Let's all watch some FOX TV!

[unblock]

5. i'm 67" tall, you must be expecting some very short repondents:)

[arwalden]

6. This Is Just TOO GAY....

... even for ME.

[Loyal]

8. LMAO!

:P By the way, Queer Duck is awesome!

[THUNDER HANDS]

9. golly

I think I should win a prize or something.

:)

[Loyal]

11. Oh, you will.

n/t

[JanMichael]

14. <snarf>

I agree, it's scraping the bottom of the sexually comfortable barrel...

[ForrestGump]

10. 77 inches

You mean, you're not talking about height?

I'd better knock a few off that estimate, then.

A few, anyway.

:D

[Loyal]

12. Knock 74 off

:D j/k.

[ForrestGump]

19. Hey, you!

Behave. :P

It extends, I swear. :-)

[lcordero]

13. Since the polling system started...

I'm surprised that this question didn't get asked sooner

[Wolfman 11]

16. it may be short

but I can catch friction in a pickle jar. it's all about girth.

[FDRrocks]

21. ...

what were you doing with the pickle jar? lol

[Wolfman 11]

23. scientific experiment

purely in the name of science, mind you.

[JohnKleeb]

17. I dont know!

I havent measured him lol.

[Loyal]

18. Him?

How do you know it's not a her? Did you ask?

[JohnKleeb]

20. lol

its a he trust me.

[OneTwentyoNine]

22. Don't know ...my ruler isn't long enough...

And I don't want to walk clear out to the garage for my tape measure...


David

[arwalden]

24. What's NEXT: "Cut Or Uncut?"

Boxers or Briefs?
Commando or Jock Strap?

-- Allen

[THUNDER HANDS]

25. well, since you asked...

(a) cut

(b) boxer briefs

:)

[Padraig18]

28. Hmmm

It does sorta remind me of a gay.com chat room, now that you mention it. :P

[arwalden]

31. Ah... Pick-Up Chat Rooms... Where 6" = 10" and ...

220 lbs = "a swimmer's build" and
45 years old = "college jock" and
rich = "walmart greeter"


-- Allen

[Dookus]

46. yes.... the old "swimmers build"

then I'd remember that Shelley Winters was a swimmer in Poseidon Adventure.

[Padraig18]

26. I would say, but...

...I don't need any marriage proposals; I'm QUITE happy with my Tony, thank you!

:evilgrin:

[SingSong]

27. whoever you are

your ignorance and foolishness is showing. Pull down the slip and get a grip - on your mind, that is.

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

29. 10 but I can buy a bigger one if my partner wants me to.

[ForrestGump]

Hey, SO can we

Least, that's what the ads say that fill my inbox.....

[Booberdawg]

34. Not unless she wants it comin' outta her ear!!

[Loyal]

35. hehe

n/t

[JohnKleeb]

65. lol did you get it in Dildo, Canada

I know ecactly what are you saying lol. I dont the size of mine :cry: I dont measure lol him.

[ForrestGump]

71. Everybody 'gets it' in Dildo, Canada

:D

Some people get it everywhere else, too, lucky personages...

[radwriter0555]

30. PROOF that men suck at MATH...

is all I'm SAYIN.

Ahem.

We know you fellers and your "fish" stories...

[Padraig18]

33. LOL!

Some of us are telling the truth. See the 'unusual talent' posting here from a few days ago. :evilgrin:

[Deja Q]

41. How interesting, your choice of words...

You know what I mean! :evilgrin:

[ForrestGump]

54. That's not just a FISH...that's a MORAY!

I love that song.

[DrWeird]

32. As of sunday, 5:30 PST

three people are totally full of shit.

[Loyal]

36. make it 5

:)

[Deja Q]

39. I wanted to say that, but instead I'll just say

I want to see their proof! :9

[Padraig18]

40. All you need do is ask!

:evilgrin:

[SOteric]

43. Nah.

It's just a bunch of internet spammers trying to make y'all feel insecure enough to make a purchase.

[SmileyBoy]

37. My forearm is approx. 13 inches long.

THAT's how many inches I am.

[arwalden]

47. That's A Bit Much For Me...

... although I've seen others manage.

[Deja Q]

38. You forgot to ask about the girth...

Mine's 5.5" in circumfrence, I know you're dying to know! :D

[listenup]

42. what a total idiot post that should be in a chat room with 12 year olds

goddamn. This is stupid. I know stupid. This is stupid supreme.

[Deja Q]

45. Chill down, dude!

I'm not going to ask which one you voted for... :-) There's nothing wrong with a little puerile fun...

[foxy]

67. Hi Listenup how are you doing?

I haven't been on-line alot lately so I don't really know exactly what has been going on. So how have you been?:hi:

[listenup]

44. Is there a reason you put a black man running for president

as a picture before the bullshit voting?

[Cheswick2.0]

48. What? LOL

That pic of Rev Al has been his sig line for days. Great picture of Rev Al isn't it?

[xray s]

49. The best line in Blazing Saddles was cut from the film

Madeline Kahn has Cleavon Little in her room and says "I want to see if it is true what they say about black men"

The lights go out and she says "It's true, its true!"

The next line was cut...Cleavon says "Lady, you're suckin' on my ARM!"

[Sean Reynolds]

50. I can't post my size.........................

No one should know except for me and the people that will be seeing it.

[Deja Q]

53. Can I see it?

:D I promise I won't tell!

Man, I gotta stop drinking hard liquor before posting... But if it helps, I picked up that trait from watching countless episodes of "Match Game" during the 1970s where they were obviously boozing it up too! :evilgrin:

[Padraig18]

55. LOL!

Awwwww, *I* was gonna ask him that! :P

[Dogmudgeon]

51. 68 inches

That translates to 5'8".

Just a little shorter than the 5'9" average male.

--bkl
Oh, THAT!

[short bus president]

52. You've gotta be shittin' me!

My thread on "dressing left or right" got shut down as "questionable content" after less than a dozen posts, and this one goes to 50-something without the sexnazis throwing a shitfit? Fuckin' shit on all of it. I mean, what the unholy fucktarding hell?!? I will never, ever understand how the powers that be decide these things. Fuck it.

[JanMichael]

56. Ditto.

I fugured this one would be locked after 2-10 posts, yet I was completely mis-taken...

[THUNDER HANDS]

57. I used no obscene language

I see no reason to lock this.

This is a fun and educational, thread.

:)

[FloridaJudy]

58. To quote an old add...

"It's not how long you make it, but how you make it long!"

Guys: size *really* doesn't count to most of all gals! I'm not just being "politically correct", I'm telling the truth!

How well hung you are matters a whole lot less than how skillful you are at finding our clitoris (a million Lesbians can't be wrong) or our G-Spot.

You can have the sexual equipment of Secretariat, but unless you're willing to be adventurous with your fingers and your tongue, you'll stay just as horny as that poor old horse is!

[populistmom]

60. Ditto

:thumbsup:

[ForrestGump]

61. I've been briefed on the location of the G-spot

If required, I am willing to give you a debriefing.

For the good of personkind. I'm such an altruist.

[populistmom]

69. That's good

The women of the world need more altruistic men.

[ForrestGump]

72. It sounds like it

I'm just crying out to be cloned, really. :D

[jus_the_facts]

63. truer words were never spoken...hey guys..learn it...know it...live it...

:evilgrin:

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

70. I can tie a cherry string in a knot with my tongue

[prolesunited]

59. And for your next poll

are you going to ask women how big their breast are? :eyes: Grow up.

[ForrestGump]

62. It'd be more fitting for a woman to ask that, given that a man asked

this question.

Otherwise I'd have done it already. And been told to grow up (yeah, right - as if). :-)

[BiggJawn]

64. 76 inches....

Oh.....Aaaah....you would believe me if I told how long THAT was anyway....

[HEyHEY]

66. Not sure I measure in feet

[FDRrocks]

68. I voted... RIP John Holmes

I won't say what I voted... But I ain't "14 inches.

RIP.

[Jeff in Cincinnati]

74. 73" Tall

That was the question, right?