I am holding a live baby as I type.

[Wat_Tyler]

Funnily enough - she laughed when I looked at the dead baby jokes - just what the hell does that mean?

[Fiona]

1. It means she's a sociopath

kill her now.

[Wat_Tyler]

5. I dunno - the courts tend not to look too kindly on that sort of thing.

[Fiona]

25. courts, schmourts...

just say she was poking around the electrical outlets.

[Wat_Tyler]

27. and I imagine the fork taped itself to her hand all by itself, hmm?

Bad girl, Fiona! Slap!

[matcom]

2. LIVE???

can't you give it back?

:scared:

[Wat_Tyler]

To whom? Wal-Mart?

I may have lost the receipt.

[matcom]

11. well for GAWD SAKES!! you CAN'T keep it HERE!!!!!!!!

build a cage for it out back or something!

[Padraig18]

3. It means that's about the maturity level they appeal to. n/t

[smbolisnch]

4. I don't know

how anyone can find those jokes funny :shrug:

How old is the baby? :)

[Wat_Tyler]

6. She is nearly seven months old.

Youngest blonde I've had on my lap yet.

[smbolisnch]

8. LOL, no comment.............

[RevolutionaryActs]

19. Well you realize the jokes are for shock value right?

No one who tells them would ever even THINK of harming a baby.

Yeah the jokes are crude, yeah they're sick and twisted, not to mention demented, but that is the whole point of them. Shock value.

[smbolisnch]

21. Of course I realize that.

I just think it's totally distasteful.

[RevolutionaryActs]

22. Yes, of course, thats the point.

Its like people who like Jackass, or Tom Green... totally tasteless and therefore the reason why people like them.

I don't laugh at dead baby jokes, but its fun to see peoples reactions when you tell one. Just stirs the pot, so to speak.

[smbolisnch]

29. Well I laugh at Jackass and Tom Green.

So why am I not laughing now?
I don't even have kids, I am pro choice have no personal issues regarding dead babies.
What if we have a DUer who recently lost a baby. Would it be fun to see their reaction?
It's not worth arguing about. It's an attention thing, I'm sure, so I won't be giving that person any more.

[Pithlet]

7. What the f is it

with the dead baby jokes, anyway?

Has everyone lost their fucking minds here? Seriously, what the hell is wrong with people?

[smbolisnch]

9. Good question.

[Padraig18]

10. Thanks for the e-mail.

We are in COMPLETE agreement!

:thumbsup:

[Amaya]

12. Awwwww

give her a big smooch. I love baby smell :)

[Wat_Tyler]

13. No problem.

[TrueAmerican]

14. Big Baby, laughs at death?

Sounds like a Republican. ;)

[BlueFlu]

31. Since the MSM is now quoting DU posters, I would not put it past...

... GOPers to post outrageous posts here trying to make "posters at DemocraticUnderground" look like nutcases.

I'd almost go to freeperville and do the same, but it is impossible to out-nut-case freepers!

[arwalden]

15. Can You Guess What *I'M* Holding? (Hint Inside)

HINT: It helps to MAKE babies.

[Wat_Tyler]

17. Hooray!

[Fiona]

28. A turkey baster?

[arwalden]

30. You Silly Girl...

It's an adult beverage! An alcoholic cocktail!

[Fiona]

32. heheh

you said "cock". I'm alerting.

[arwalden]

33. So Did You!

:hi:

[slackmaster]

16. Baby what?

:shrug:

[Wat_Tyler]

18. Seal.

In fact, it's formerly-famous 90's pop sensation Seal - I reverted him back to babyhood using alien technology.

[Magrittes Pipe]

20. It means her father is one sick fuck.

:D

[Wat_Tyler]

23. Lucky we don't know who the bastard is then, eh?

}(

[Magrittes Pipe]

36. I've got something to confess, buddy.

:evilfrown:

[HEyHEY]

24. Don't do it wat - we've got your mom here - she wants to talk

[Wat_Tyler]

26. Tell her I can only get her an ounce.

If she wants any more, she'll have to wait 'til Tuesday.

[tigereye]

34. best laugh I've had today guys

must be giddy.

[Wat_Tyler]

35. Cool.