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Valerie5555 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-04-05 12:02 AM
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Another Diplomat joke
How do you torture a diplomat????????????? MAKE THEM TAKE SIDES.
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politicat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-04-05 01:01 AM
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1. I sent that one to my sister....
She's studying Middle East politics with intent to join the Diplomatic Corps....

But she is the MOST opinionated, pick a fight person I know. A VERY poor fit, other than the fact that she can be very charismatic and can convince people to do what is in their best interest, even when they don't want to.

I'll post her reaction if she sends one.

Pcat
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Valerie5555 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-04-05 11:44 PM
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3. Here's one about how a good diplomat is someone who sends you to hell in
such a way that you actually relish the trip.
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The Magistrate Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-04-05 01:27 AM
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2. Diplomacy, Ma'am
Is the art of saying "Nice doggie..." while feeling about for a brick.
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Valerie5555 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-04-05 11:49 PM
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5. An AMBASSADOR is usually a good man or woman who is sent abroad to tell
lies for the benefit of their country.
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lib_1138 Donating Member (143 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-04-05 11:45 PM
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4. hehehehe soo true nt
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