I am tempted to go to Walmart right now and buy some Jerky

[Must_B_Free]

Jack Links terriyaki

what else should I buy from Walmart?

Oh yeah I forgot, I'll drive my SUV there.

[tcfrogs]

1. Light Bulbs

I remember Wal-Mart had great prices on Light Bulbs.

[autorank]

2. Holy shit, I'm laughing out loud at the title...Slim Jims for me please.

for which I will gladly repay you Tuesday.

[Must_B_Free]

5. ewww slim jim is gross

I hate that you can squeeze that white pus oil out of it... And the flavor is ultra gross.

[toddzilla]

6. mechanically. separated. chicken.

need i say more?

[autorank]

15. How about a box of shaped meat?

[pnorman]

3. From WALMART??

Buy some castor oil to marinate that jerky in!

pnorman

[merwin]

4. Buy as much cheap chinese crap that you can get your hands on.

[Radical Activist]

7. Get one of those "Support the troops" ribbons for your SUV

I'm sure they'll have some.

[Coldwulf]

9. they're

made in China, just like the American flags on the freepers cars

[seito]

8. Could you pick me up one of those yellow magnets, shaped like a ribbon

Somebody painted mine orange and drew a big FW on it.

Thanks

[Must_B_Free]

10. FW?

Fat Wallet is what FW means to me...

by the way I didn't go but I also didn't get to sleep last night.

[NuttyFluffers]

19. perhaps pressed meat into the shape of a yellow ribbon.

that might be a hot seller.

[Cuban_Liberal]

11. Note to self: do not beat MBF.

:spank:

[Rabrrrrrr]

12. Grab a fur or a leather coat, too. Some leather gloves.

And a cart full of ammo for your assault weapon hunting rifle.

And as many fullscreen version DVDs that you can find that have been properly censored by WalMart so as to take out the anti-American and antio-family-values stuff, but that leave all the good Christian killing and violence in.

[Must_B_Free]

13. But what about Dennis Miller books?

should I buy them out?

[Rabrrrrrr]

14. Yep. Grab some of those, too.

And try to buy some sneakers made by child slave labor from Indonesia. They need all the help they can get from us now.

[maveric]

16. A Murkan flag and a Toby Keith CD.

[NightTrain]

17. Do they have Ann Coulter's book, "How To Talk To A Liberal (If You Must)?"

If so, could you grab me a copy? I bought the book when it first came out, but the pages kind of, um, stick together now.

[Shananigans]

18. I thought you were serious!

Bastard!

[Must_B_Free]

20. if only you knew

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