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ghostsofgiants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-04-05 02:34 AM
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What would Jesus do for a Klondike bar?
Edited on Tue Jan-04-05 02:35 AM by primate1


(Yes, way too much time on my hands.)
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Jesus H. Christ Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-04-05 02:36 AM
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1. I'd tell a dead baby joke.
Then tell everybody to kiss my ass.
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ghostsofgiants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-04-05 02:39 AM
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3. Hmm. Your ideas are intriguing to me...
...and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.
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Fiona Donating Member (993 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-04-05 02:42 AM
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6. I just became a Christian.
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Jesus H. Christ Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-04-05 02:44 AM
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8. That's OK.
I've recently converted to Islam.
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Fiona Donating Member (993 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-04-05 03:00 AM
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11. well that puts me in quite a pickle...
I'm now a muslim christ-lover. Cheeze-it, this is complicated.
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JVS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-04-05 02:38 AM
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2. Die on the cross to wash away the sins of the world with his blood
and the sad part is that he never did get that klondike bar
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ghostsofgiants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-04-05 02:41 AM
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4. Homeboy got ripped off
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Jesus H. Christ Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-04-05 02:41 AM
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5. A klondike bar's worth a third coming.
I never got to sample one before my tragic boating accident.
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Nomad559 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-04-05 02:44 AM
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9. Timmy's Wish - Video
Timmy's Wish
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ghostsofgiants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-04-05 02:56 AM
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10. That was brilliant
Slow start, but damn dude, str9 heat.
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