Help me ...I need a good lawyer

[xray s]

I am Bob Novak. I made a big mistake. I outed a CIA undercover agent. That is a felony. Now I am in big trouble. I am really too old to go to prison. My friend G. Gordon told me what they do to guys in prison. It is not a nice place.

Won't someone please help me? I have a lot of money.

Please?

[Noordam]

1. First go to France and order some Freedom Fries and

then check out more Old Europe and maybe ..... :evilgrin:

[patdem]

2. I am not a lawyer, but I am a seamstress...and I can fit you in the most

well fitted prison suit ever created...forget Armani...I am the Armani of prison wear....get used to it!

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

3. No worries, you have half the Supreme Court

[liberalhistorian]

4. LOL!

The sad thing is, that's probably true. Can you just imagine the wingut uproar if one of the vanishing species known as liberal columnists/pundits had done the same thing?

[sasquatch]

5. Take that money and buy some KY Jelly

:evilgrin: Bribe a guard while you're at it so he'll let you bring it in the "Big House" with you. Try really hard to avoid dropping the soap.

[Padraig18]

6. Dear Bob

As my policeman boyfriend says, this is the time to decide what you want to be: my newest best friend or some poor, brave fool I'm going to help lock up and throw away the key on? Take my advice, and do yourself a favor at the same time:

SING LIKE A CANARY AND BEG FOR MERCY!

Your newest best friend,

The US Attorney for the District of Columbia