How 'bout a Little Humor

[OxQQme]

<snip>
Little Hannah on the corner holding a box. Curious, he runs over and says, "What's in the box, kid?"
Little Hannah says, "Kittens, they're brand new kittens."
Bush laughs and says, "What kind of kittens are they?"
"Republicans", says Little Hannah.
"Now that's cute", Bush says and goes on his way.
A few days later, Bush is running with the Vice President Cheney and he spies Little Hannah with her box just ahead.
He says to Dick, "You gotta check this out.", and they
both jog over to Little Hannah.
Bush says, "Look in the box Cheney. Isn't that cute?
Hey, kid, tell my friend what kind of kittens they are."
Little Hannah replies, "They're Democrats."
"Whoa!", Bush says, "I came by here the other day and you said they were Republicans. What's up?"
"Well", Little Hannah explains, "their eyes are open now."

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Dozens of laffs 'cause we can't gnash our teeth all the time.

[TyeDye75]

1. Funny as I was reading it I half expected it to end with Cheney and Bush k

Killing the kittens

[Oversea Visitor]

2. Old MacDonald has a farm

yeeya yeeya ooooh
And on this farm there was a chimp
yeeya yeeya ooooh
and a vote vote here, and a vote vote there,
and a vote here vote there vote everywhere,

Anyone like to continue the song

[tavalon]

3. Older, but still good.

I heard that one before the chimp had jumped out of his Texas tree.