DUTV is casting for their new reality show.

[Beware the Beast Man]

Poll question: DUTV is casting for their new reality show.

We're putting seven DUers in a house to who stops being nice, and starts getting real. Which type cast suits you the most?

[matcom]

1. DRUNKEN TEASE!!!!

:bounce:

[ronnykmarshall]

22. Same here.

I'll kick your ass for the role!

Maybe I should have picked "The out-of-control psycho" instead?

[terrya]

2. The naive bumpkin would be me.

[Ganja Ninja]

35. That slot should be reserved for a guest freeper.

At some point in the show we can use bumpkin for fishing bait.

[Drifter]

3. What !?!?

No Juggler.

There are never any Jugglers on these shows.

Cheers
Drifter

[derby378]

4. What? No "semi-intellectual goofball" option? (n/t)

[DS1]

5. I'm not sure what sactimonious means, but I think the prick part sums me

up nice :-)

[Beware the Beast Man]

7. Don't worry, I think it suits you.

:evilgrin:

[DS1]

15. even when you spell it right

:7

[nickgutierrez]

6. I'm the one that doesn't talk to anybody.

Now fuck off. x(

[Susang]

27. Liar!!!

You will talk to me or else! :P

[goodboy]

8. no category for me, professional musician with colorful past who

doesn't think before he speaks, who's charming and inviting, but has a temper if pushed too far.

[kick-ass-bob]

9. I can be any of the above!!

[the Princess]

10. Bossy bitch with a mouth like a truck driver

and who can't keep her hands off good lookin men.

*snort*

Got room???

[Beware the Beast Man]

12. Vote "drunken tease"

:D

[the Princess]

19. OK then

I agree!!

I was thinking Drunken Slut - but I like your idea better!

[Beware the Beast Man]

21. Well, I was going to put "drunken slut"

but I wanted to be gender non-specific, for flame reasons.

[sniffa]

16. ooh, very nice

grrrr

[the Princess]

20. Back atcha babe!

:evilgrin:

[Left Is Write]

11. I don't think any of those really fit me.

[JimmyJazz]

18. Me neither!

:( I guess this means we aren't loved :cry:

[sundog]

30. uhh, you are the angelic southern belle

who spends her quiet moments finding ways to get people voted off :P

[JimmyJazz]

33. Oh so very close, sundog - but I don't have a southern accent.

:hi:

Oh - and I wouldn't plot to vote you out of the house - I promise :)

[sundog]

34. you have to fake the accent

it's part of the disguise O8) - that way you won't be voted out-- they'll all say: *oh, she's too nice to vote out* but in reality... mwwwwhahahahah :evilgrin:

[Magrittes Pipe]

13. Depends who else is in the house.

I could either be the drunken tease, the sanctimonious prick, or the out-of-control psycho, depending upon my company.

[Bunny]

14. I don't know what type I am, but I will almost certainly be the first

person that gets voted out!

[sundog]

24. nope, I'll be voted out before you

so THERE! :P

[Bunny]

25. Oh don't push me, sundog!

:P

[sundog]

28. Oh, I'll push

(this is the scene where we get into a big shouting match & the other contestants silently judge us & decide which one will get the boot)

I assume you have an alliance, because I do not... this is why I will naturally be the first to go. :7

[Longgrain]

17. Probably somewhere between

The one who doesn't talk and the naive bumpkin...

(I'd love to meet the drunken tease tho...;) )

[redqueen]

23. I'm not sure.

What do you think?

[RagingInMiami]

32. You are the hottie that everyone lusts over

[RagingInMiami]

26. I'm a drunken tease

who becomes an out-of-control psycho when he doesn't have any booze or anyone to tease.

[Susang]

29. You forgot Indie Rocker!!!

How could you? :cry:

[meganmonkey]

31. How about a stoner hippie chick?

Cuz hippie chicks rule!

I have credentials - I am an official stoner bear, and I am 55% hippie (sorry, I went to college and I have a real job)

:hippie:

[JimmyJazz]

36. I won't vote for you if you won't vote for me....

By the way, your fly is open :P

[meganmonkey]

37. Oooohh!!! My first alliance!!

:hi:

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