Doesn't anyone have any "Yo MaMa" jokes?

[Murphys_Unlawful]

Yo mama is so dirty that Saddam Hussain tried to import her bath water to use as chemical weapons.

[davidinalameda]

1. here's some

Yo mama's so big, when she bent down to tie her shoes, her face got burnt from re-entry.


Yo mama's so big, that they had to change "One size fit's all" to "One size fits most"

Yo momma so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!

Yo momma so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone!

Yo momma so stupid she took a umbrella to see Purple Rain.

Yo momma so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes.

[StopTheMorans]

2. no, i have to go put some water in yo mama's bowl

damn, you're trying to get to 1000 posts quick hey? :D

[Murphys_Unlawful]

3. Gotta fill the day.

[Cocoa]

4. Q.Why shouldn't you drive a minivan off a cliff with three cellos in it?

A: Because you could fit in at least one more.

[Murphys_Unlawful]

9. Huh?????? Over my head.

[Az]

15. Whats the difference between a cello and a tramolene?

You don't wear shoes to jump on a trampolene.

[northzax]

18. damn you

I was going to post that. SHHH, no one explain it...

[ohiosmith]

5. Yo MaMa's so stank, her yeast infection is sour dough.

[Amaya]

6. Yo mama so stupid

when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon

[liberalitch]

7. I saw yo mamma kickin' a box down the street...

I said "what cha doin'?"
She says "Movin' "

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

8. Yo momma's so big they need the Chinese alphabet to size her bra (nt)

[bobbobbins]

10. Yo mamas so fat...

she has to keep Yen in one pocket and Pesos in the other.

[Murphys_Unlawful]

12. HaHaHaHaHa..... That one got me going. Kudos.

[sundog]

11. Alert! This is clearly an attack on MaMas

You crossed the line! ;)

[Murphys_Unlawful]

13. Nooooooo...

Just the dirty, fat, etc. Not all MaMa's.

[sundog]

16. OK, at least it's not a "Dead yo MaMa" thread

:7

[Amaya]

14. Yo mama so ugly they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower

[CO Liberal]

17. Yo Mama's So Dumb...

...she thinks Taco Bell is the phone company in Mexico.

:-)