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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-04-05 03:45 PM
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Asshole/bitch test
I scored a 53%: You are abrasive, some people really hate you, but there may be a group of other tight knit assholes and bitches that you hang out with and get you. Everybody else? Fuck ‘em.



http://www.fuali.com/test.aspx?id=115
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kick-ass-bob Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-04-05 03:48 PM
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1. Fuck! only 45%.
I have to work on it som more...



You may think you are an asshole or a bitch, but the truth is you are a good person at heart. Yeah sure, you can have a mean streak in you, but most of the people you meet like you.
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peacebird Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-04-05 05:25 PM
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35. damn - me too....
45%

a definite underachiever.
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Joe Power Donating Member (778 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-04-05 03:48 PM
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2. I'm a bigger asshole than you are! :P~
64 %

You are abrasive, some people really hate you, but there may be a group of other tight knit assholes and bitches that you hang out with and get you. Everybody else? Fuck ‘em.
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-04-05 03:49 PM
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3. Alas, only a part-timer. 44%
You may think you are an asshole or a bitch, but the truth is you are a good person at heart. Yeah sure, you can have a mean streak in you, but most of the people you meet like you.
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kick-ass-bob Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-04-05 03:50 PM
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6. well, I don't like you.
THere. Feel better?
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-04-05 03:51 PM
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7. Yes, actually. You suck, too!
Wow - being an asshole is easy - and fun!
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kick-ass-bob Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-04-05 03:55 PM
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12. I must do all my part time assholeness at work.
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JimmyJazz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-04-05 03:59 PM
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17. Did you see mine further down? Apparently, I'm a wuss.
I'm not really a wuss, am I? Really? :cry: :cry: :cry:

:P
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-04-05 04:00 PM
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19. That did seem a bit low for you!
But you're not what I'd call a wuss. Don't despair!
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JimmyJazz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-04-05 04:04 PM
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21. Thank you, dear...I'll stop crying now.
But, I could use a hug I suppose.
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-04-05 04:18 PM
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24. Okie doke.
Do't go thinking I'm turning into a softie now or anything! :hug:
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THUNDER HANDS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-04-05 03:50 PM
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4. 22%
"

I am not an asshole or a bitch, more like an asshole and bitch target. I have no backbone, and fold at even a slightly insincere look. I need to stop crying, I am such a wuss.
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Debi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-04-05 03:50 PM
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5. I scored an 81%...
I think I just found my New Years Resolution!!!
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StopTheMorans Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-04-05 03:51 PM
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8. 63%, not as good as I expected
YOU ARE 63 % ASSHOLE/BITCH !

You are abrasive, some people really hate you, but there may be a group of other tight knit assholes and bitches that you hang out with and get you. Everybody else? Fuck ‘em.

:grr:
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murielm99 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-05-05 08:25 AM
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61. Me too!
And what is so bad about that?

Being a bitch is a BAD thing??
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Rhiannon12866 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-04-05 03:54 PM
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9. You are a 44% Asshole-Bitch
You may think you are an asshole or a bitch, but the truth is you are a good person at heart. Yeah sure, you can have a mean streak in you, but most of the people you meet like you.:-)
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Droopy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-04-05 03:54 PM
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10. 32% asshole
<table align="center" width="250"><tr><td align="center"><div style="font-size:18px;font-family:Verdana"><b>I AM 32% ASSHOLE/BITCH!</b></div><a href="http://www.fuali.com/test.aspx?id=115"><img src="" alt="32% ASSHOLE/BITCH" border="0"></a><div style="font-size:10px;font-family:Verdana">I may think I am an asshole or a bitch, but the truth is I am a good person at heart. Yeah sure, I can have a mean streak in me, but most of the people I meet like me.</div><div style="font-size:12px;font-family:Verdana"><a href="http://www.fuali.com/test.aspx?id=115">Take the ASSHOLE/BITCH test at Fuali.com</a></div></td></tr></table>
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da_chimperor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-04-05 03:54 PM
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11. 31% ASSHOLE/BITCH, so that means i'm part-time
I'd say it's right on.

'You may think you are an asshole or a bitch, but the truth is you are a good person at heart. Yeah sure, you can have a mean streak in you, but most of the people you meet like you.'
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Strawman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-04-05 04:22 PM
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27. same here, 31% n/t
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JimmyJazz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-04-05 03:55 PM
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13. I'm 11% bitch - damn, I need to work on that!
Edited on Tue Jan-04-05 03:58 PM by JimmyJazz
"You are not an asshole or a bitch, more like an asshole and bitch target. You have no backbone, and fold at even a slightly insincere look. Stop crying, you wuss"

That's not really accurate - I have a backbone. I'm just diplomatic is all :P
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Solly Mack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-04-05 03:56 PM
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14. lower than I expected
YOU ARE 52 % ASSHOLE

You are abrasive, some people really hate you, but there may be a group of other tight knit assholes and bitches that you hang out with and get you. Everybody else? Fuck ‘em.
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boneygrey Donating Member (651 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-04-05 03:57 PM
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15. 78% Looks like I'm
the number two asshole here. So far.:smoke:
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NamVetsWeeLass Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-04-05 03:58 PM
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16. YAY......
YOU ARE 74 % ASSHOLE/BITCH !

You are abrasive, some people really hate you, but there may be a group of other tight knit assholes and bitches that you hang out with and get you. Everybody else? Fuck ‘em.
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ohio_liberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-04-05 03:59 PM
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18. 82%
:thumbsup:



You are one of those people that love to hear the sound of their voice. That and your lousy attitude make for a mixture as toxic next-day-mexican-dinner-ass-drip.
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Goldeneye Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-04-05 04:03 PM
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20. ...I'm spineless...
Edited on Tue Jan-04-05 04:06 PM by Goldeneye
YOU ARE 18 % ASSHOLE/BITCH !
18% ASSHOLE/BITCH
You are not an asshole or a bitch, more like an asshole and bitch target. You have no backbone, and fold at even a slightly insincere look. Stop crying, you wuss.
...rock on, I'm a spineless wuss!
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arcane1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-04-05 04:06 PM
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22. 35%- part-timer
You may think you are an asshole or a bitch, but the truth is you are a good person at heart. Yeah sure, you can have a mean streak in you, but most of the people you meet like you.
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devilgrrl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-04-05 04:14 PM
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23. 27%


I may think I am an asshole or a bitch, but the truth is I am a good person at heart. Yeah sure, I can have a mean streak in me, but most of the people I meet like me.

Eat that my detractors! :evilgrin:
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-04-05 04:20 PM
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25. 38% asshole
You may think you are an asshole or a bitch, but the truth is you are a good person at heart. Yeah sure, you can have a mean streak in you, but most of the people you meet like you.
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Maddy McCall Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-04-05 04:22 PM
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26. Ha! If they REALLY knew me.
Edited on Tue Jan-04-05 04:26 PM by Maddy McCall
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maveric Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-04-05 04:26 PM
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28. 81% with a pic of Dennis Leary.
I didnt think I was that bad.
Well Fuck em all!
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Lone_Star_Dem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-04-05 04:30 PM
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29. 33% Bitch
I disagree. I am not a part time bitch, I apply at least 40 hours a week to my trade. Hell, I'm even in the Union! }(
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bigwillq Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-04-05 04:42 PM
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30. 29%
YOU ARE 29 % ASSHOLE/BITCH !

You may think you are an asshole or a bitch, but the truth is you are a good person at heart. Yeah sure, you can have a mean streak in you, but most of the people you meet like you.
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Rambis Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-04-05 04:47 PM
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31. 28% I need to go punch a neocon
Edited on Tue Jan-04-05 04:47 PM by Rambis
in the face:)
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mzmolly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-04-05 04:54 PM
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32. 26% here.
You may think you are an asshole or a bitch, but the truth is you are a good person at heart. Yeah sure, you can have a mean streak in you, but most of the people you meet like you.

;)
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WritersBlock Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-04-05 05:14 PM
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33. 73%. I must start trying harder. n/t
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Guaranteed Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-04-05 05:19 PM
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34. 21%- I'm an asshole or bitch target. I need to stop crying,
because I'm a wuss.

LOL don't even fuck with me.
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slutticus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-04-05 05:37 PM
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36. 42%
I may think I am an asshole or a bitch, but the truth is I am a good person at heart. Yeah sure, I can have a mean streak in me, but most of the people I meet like me.

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tinnyguy1777 Donating Member (222 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-04-05 05:38 PM
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37. 72%--Damm----------
my ol' lady is right. I must be an asshole. And, all this time, I thought those other assholes were assholes.
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Texasgal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-04-05 05:39 PM
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38. 9% bitch target
You are not an asshole or a bitch, more like an asshole and bitch target. You have no backbone, and fold at even a slightly insincere look. Stop crying, you wuss.

:cry: :cry: :cry:
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Kire Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-05-05 12:37 AM
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52. most of the people I meet like me
no wonder I don't do so well in business
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Done Donating Member (680 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-04-05 05:41 PM
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39. 21% Wuss
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Darranar Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-04-05 05:44 PM
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40. 78%...
Edited on Tue Jan-04-05 05:44 PM by Darranar
You are one of those people that love to hear the sound of their voice. That and your lousy attitude make for a mixture as toxic next-day-mexican-dinner-ass-drip.
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Dukkha Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-04-05 11:39 PM
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41. Holy Crap! 96% without lying


Take that you fucking losers!
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koneko Donating Member (628 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-04-05 11:43 PM
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42. 42%
Dammit! I'll have to try harder next time!
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RevolutionaryActs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-04-05 11:45 PM
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43. 14%,
You are not an asshole or a bitch, more like an asshole and bitch target. You have no backbone, and fold at even a slightly insincere look. Stop crying, you wuss.

I am not a wuss you fucking quiz!
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NightTrain Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-04-05 11:46 PM
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44. I AM 46% ASSHOLE/BITCH!
I may think I am an asshole or a bitch, but the truth is I am a good person at heart. Yeah sure, I can have a mean streak in me, but most of the people I meet like me.


Go figure. :shrug:
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lib_1138 Donating Member (143 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-04-05 11:46 PM
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45. 72% But I work harder nt
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Arkana Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-04-05 11:46 PM
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46. 65% asshole!
"You are abrasive, some people really hate you, but there may be a group of other tight knit assholes and bitches that you hang out with and get you. Everybody else? Fuck ‘em."
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ghostsofgiants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-04-05 11:50 PM
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47. 76% asshole
You are one of those people that love to hear the sound of their voice. That and your lousy attitude make for a mixture as toxic next-day-mexican-dinner-ass-drip.



Sounds about right.

I actually did every test on that site a few weeks ago. I'm a sad, bored individual.
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JanMichael Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-04-05 11:54 PM
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48. Only 33% like you and the other asswipes.
Edited on Tue Jan-04-05 11:55 PM by JanMichael
I may think I am an asshole or a bitch, but the truth is I am a good person at heart. Yeah sure, I can have a mean streak in me, but most of the people I meet like me.

PS~ I hate fucking html too.
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tibbir Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-04-05 11:57 PM
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49. Jeez, only 17%
People do try to use me as a target, though. But I do have a backbone most of the time. I'm just quiet about it.
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deadparrot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-05-05 12:13 AM
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50. 31% asshole/bitch.
Edited on Wed Jan-05-05 12:15 AM by deadparrot


I'm pretty quiet, so I had a feeling.
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DaveinMD Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-05-05 12:35 AM
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51. my score
YOU ARE 42 % ASSHOLE/BITCH !

You may think you are an asshole or a bitch, but the truth is you are a good person at heart. Yeah sure, you can have a mean streak in you, but most of the people you meet like you.
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sundog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-05-05 12:40 AM
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53. 42% - part time asshole
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ronzo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-05-05 12:52 AM
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54. YOU ARE 27 % ASSHOLE!
YOU ARE 27 % ASSHOLE!
27% ASSHOLE/BITCH
You may think you are an asshole or a bitch, but the truth is you are a good person at heart. Yeah sure, you can have a mean streak in you, but most of the people you meet like you.
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msgadget Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-05-05 04:26 AM
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55. 30%
"You may think you are an asshole or a bitch, but the truth is you are a good person at heart. Yeah sure, you can have a mean streak in you, but most of the people you meet like you."
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NewJeffCT Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-05-05 06:15 AM
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56. 30% for me
YOU ARE 30 % ASSHOLE/BITCH !

You may think you are an asshole or a bitch, but the truth is you are a good person at heart. Yeah sure, you can have a mean streak in you, but most of the people you meet like you.
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RebelOne Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-05-05 06:36 AM
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57. 28% Asshole/Bitch
I really didn't think I would score that high.
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tsakshaug Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-05-05 07:00 AM
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58. 26%
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FlyByNight Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-05-05 07:00 AM
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59. 46%
:evilgrin:
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kittycat1164 Donating Member (616 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-05-05 07:08 AM
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60. good Lord--4%??????
YOU ARE 4 % ASSHOLE/BITCH !

FOUR PERCENT????? I'm a failure!
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