DU women. Would you marry this man?

[maveric]

Apparently many other women did.

[DoBotherMe]

1. What was it for DWI?

[XNASA]

2. Larry. Your taste in clothes sucked back then too.

So, what was the charge?

[maveric]

8. Public Assholery. And impersonating a journalist.

[hholli1]

3. many women certainly have. nt

.

[underpants]

7. 7 women and Welcome to DU

http://anduin.eldar.org/~ben/funny/html/498.html

[Left Is Write]

4. Not even if I were still single.

[Lavender Brown]

5. What was Larry King arrested for?

Trying to strangle someone with his suspenders?

[underpants]

9. He got mixed up in some trouble with his brother Don

Don King

[tjdee]

6. Men's looks don't matter.

Honestly. I don't know how many times I have to say it, LOL!

As a man you could look like anything and get at least one woman to love you in your lifetime.

[liberalhistorian]

10. I may be single,

but I would never be quite that desperate, lol! And is that really Larry King? Sheesh, how did he get all those women to marry him? I guess money and fame really are the ultimate aphrodisiacs!

[Florida_Geek]

11. Tell me you would NOT marry

[Richardo]

12. Taken on the occasion of his first anti-trust violation?

:)

[Lavender Brown]

13. I like that smile

He's like, "I'm not just a geek now... I'm a badass geek with a record."

[redqueen]

15. OK maybe not *marry*...

but that floral print shirt? Those glasses? ROWR, baby!

[underpants]

16. Hell *I* would!

He passed my price a LONG time ago

[Richardo]

17. Worth: $46.6 billion. How much is that? The '.6' is $600 million...

:wow:

[underpants]

18. Whatever just back up the truck

Oh 10 Billion yeah I will start the negotitations there.

Famous punch line:

What do you think I am?

We already know what you are now we are just negotiating the price.

[Florida_Geek]

24. I have hear from former MS employees that

he is Bi.

[Deja Q]

20. I wouldn't. He was vermin then and he's far more so now.

I could donate $3 to the Tsunami relief fund and I'd still be better than him in terms of (a) income/outcome ratio (never mind that, unlike him, I don't have a tax haven foundation to write things off onto) and (b) that I'm not a blood$ucking leech who thinks that capitalistic imperialism is not the same thing as militaristic conquest.

[Downtown Hound]

21. Whoa! What is this for?

I didn't know Bill had a run in with the law in his wild Pong playing days. Who'd have thought?

[Florida_Geek]

23. Per the Smoking Gun

Microsoft boss Bill Gates was photographed by the Albuquerque, New Mexico police in 1977 after a traffic violation (details of which have been lost over time).

[readmylips]

14. Not my type....

looks like old Steve Allen.

[Deja Q]

19. Hmmm. 12/20/971. He's an old fartie, all right...

Is that Woody Allen or Larry King?

I dig the sideburns, but otherwise...

[maveric]

22. Loveable Larry