Locking

[BurtWorm]

[HEAVYHEART]

1. myself

[smbolisnch]

2. in a

[bigwillq]

3. closet

[smbolisnch]

5. full of

[bigwillq]

7. peanuts

[sundog]

10. with

[HEAVYHEART]

13. nothing but

[sundog]

16. my

[HEAVYHEART]

20. one and only

[sundog]

22. favorite

[HEAVYHEART]

26. dog when the sun

[sundog]

33. eclipses

[bigwillq]

41. the moon

[sundog]

this

[bigwillq]

56. time of

[sundog]

74. the fortnight

[Renew Deal]

135. is tonight

[sundog]

157. and I might

[Vinnie From Indy]

185. bust a cap

[7th_Sephiroth]

219. in the ass of

[sundog]

223. Celine Dion

[Vinnie From Indy]

224. Gary Coleman and

[Miami Liberal]

231. Schneider from One Day at A time

[sundog]

232. and the guy who played Larry on "Three's Company"

[Maddy McCall]

246. but he's dead, so

[sundog]

253. I can't really do it anyway

[Vinnie From Indy]

247. but what I really want to

[sundog]

255. do is DANCE

[Miami Liberal]

263. the funky chicken with

[sundog]

266. Star Jones and

[Maddy McCall]

265. James Brown, who just

[sundog]

269. received a lovely gift basket from his

[Miami Liberal]

270. parole officer for

[sundog]

271. hooking him up with with Melissa Rivers

[Miami Liberal]

276. and Joan for the Menage a trois

[sundog]

286. after the E! Golden Globes red carpet fashion special

[HEAVYHEART]

42. and the

[sundog]

45. equinox

[HEAVYHEART]

54. appeared to

[bigwillq]

57. be smaller

[HEAVYHEART]

66. than my brain (hehe...) but

[bigwillq]

78. bigger

[HEAVYHEART]

82. than your growing

[sundog]

84. than

[HEAVYHEART]

112. any

[sundog]

120. caterpillar

[Vinnie From Indy]

136. backhoe

[Miami Liberal]

137. on Acid

[sundog]

161. blotter

[HEAVYHEART]

6. full of

[bigwillq]

8. umbrellas

[HEAVYHEART]

60. with polka dots and

[smbolisnch]

9. peas

[HEAVYHEART]

69. and corn that looked like

[Vinnie From Indy]

85. Little ELVIS Heads

[HEAVYHEART]

95. (Elvis heads! buwahaha) and tasted like

[Vinnie From Indy]

132. a cat's ass

[HEAVYHEART]

139. and smelled just like

[Vinnie From Indy]

159. lilacs growing

[HEAVYHEART]

163. in my head but I

[Vinnie From Indy]

170. I am

[GoddessOfGuinness]

195. what I yam

[Vinnie From Indy]

228. but when I smoke weed I

[Miami Liberal]

236. is what I is but

[Vinnie From Indy]

241. fall asleep and forget to

[Maddy McCall]

248. take off my

[Vinnie From Indy]

256. clown suit and

[Miami Liberal]

264. diamond tiara

[Vinnie From Indy]

38. strippers

[HEAVYHEART]

46. doing

[smbolisnch]

48. dirty

[redqueen]

52. laundry

[smbolisnch]

62. at the corner

[HEAVYHEART]

80. store where the woman who

[smbolisnch]

98. smells like cabbage

[Miami Liberal]

104. and wears her bra outside her clothes

[smbolisnch]

108. and likes to play with her

[Miami Liberal]

129. lollipop collection which she uses as

[smbolisnch]

133. extraterrestrial

[ze_dscherman]

143. antennas

[smbolisnch]

148. to communicate the importance of

[ze_dscherman]

169. infinitesimally small

[smbolisnch]

173. Cockle shells

[ze_dscherman]

186. embroidered with

Bye, past midnight here!

[smbolisnch]

190. happy little

[Vinnie From Indy]

200. smiling penises

[Vinnie From Indy]

189. and potatoes that

[Vinnie From Indy]

214. look like

[Miami Liberal]

233. a man

[Vinnie From Indy]

235. bending over a

[Miami Liberal]

238. large hairy ape who

[Vinnie From Indy]

243. sings like Mel Torme but

[Miami Liberal]

267. smells like a rhino's hump

[Miami Liberal]

144. bait

[GoddessOfGuinness]

197. like sushi

[Miami Liberal]

63. while

[Miami Liberal]

4. cage

[HEAVYHEART]

11. with your

[smbolisnch]

12. pants

[HEAVYHEART]

17. on my head while

[smbolisnch]

21. I spin in circles

[HEAVYHEART]

34. and you

[bigwillq]

43. cry out

[smbolisnch]

50. and throw

[bigwillq]

61. eggs

[smbolisnch]

65. At the poor

[Vinnie From Indy]

71. starving children

[smbolisnch]

72. Who made her

[bigwillq]

81. give them her change

[smbolisnch]

88. Becasue they felt like

[bigwillq]

99. failures who

[smbolisnch]

102. deserved to

[bigwillq]

106. be in charge

[smbolisnch]

110. Of her great big

[ze_dscherman]

146. and oh, so beautiful

[smbolisnch]

151. feet

[GoddessOfGuinness]

199. with corns on every

[smbolisnch]

201. other toe

[HEAVYHEART]

73. man who happened to

[smbolisnch]

77. live in a

[bigwillq]

shoebox

[smbolisnch]

89. in the middle of a big

[bigwillq]

93. hailstorm

[smbolisnch]

101. of rainbows

[bigwillq]

109. and lucky charms

[smbolisnch]

114. but leprechauns made him feel

[Vinnie From Indy]

126. like killing

[smbolisnch]

130. his twisted 2nd cousin from

[Vinnie From Indy]

141. kreblekistan

[Miami Liberal]

150. known as "the land of

[smbolisnch]

toothless

[bigwillq]

152. all hot and bothered

[Vinnie From Indy]

178. "Wee" People who

[Miami Liberal]

182. lick their

[Vinnie From Indy]

191. sidewalks

[Miami Liberal]

193. while they

[Vinnie From Indy]

207. wait for

[Miami Liberal]

208. their venereal disease results

[Vinnie From Indy]

218. delivered by a

[Miami Liberal]

242. cranky Dr. Ruth and

[Maddy McCall]

249. her lover Paris Hilton, who

[Miami Liberal]

259. thinks I'm hot but

[Vinnie From Indy]

53. Batter Up!

[GoddessOfGuinness]

202. and drop the batter

[Miami Liberal]

205. before it drops you

[GoddessOfGuinness]

209. down the well

[Miami Liberal]

15. crazy

[HEAVYHEART]

35. mother who

[smbolisnch]

36. chain smokes

[Miami Liberal]

75. naked

[smbolisnch]

79. While she cries about

[Miami Liberal]

86. her lost youth

[smbolisnch]

96. when she would

[bigwillq]

87. how far the West Wing has tumbled now

[smbolisnch]

92. Because the chimperor has no

[Vinnie From Indy]

117. balls or

[smbolisnch]

122. teeth or

[Miami Liberal]

125. brain cells

[smbolisnch]

128. But he has lots of

[Vinnie From Indy]

138. cool costumes

[smbolisnch]

140. for playing make believe with

[Miami Liberal]

165. local nuns who

[smbolisnch]

175. are very steady on their

[ze_dscherman]

179. monocycles

[smbolisnch]

184. when riding down

[ze_dscherman]

192. the road to perdition

[Miami Liberal]

226. to buy crack from

[Vinnie From Indy]

230. Rush Limbaugh and then

[Miami Liberal]

251. taking the turkey baster and

[Maddy McCall]

252. smoke it with Noel Bush

[Miami Liberal]

262. and the Bush twins who

[Cobalt Violet]

275. shoot smack with

[Miami Liberal]

277. Anna Nicole Smith and

[Cobalt Violet]

279. the ghost of Ted Bundy

[Behind the Aegis]

14. horns

[smbolisnch]

18. For yodlers

[Miami Liberal]

19. made of

[smbolisnch]

24. toenails

[Behind the Aegis]

91. Ivory

[smbolisnch]

118. that helped to

[Behind the Aegis]

131. establish

[smbolisnch]

134. a new framework for

[Behind the Aegis]

145. a religion that

[Vinnie From Indy]

153. centered around

[ze_dscherman]

154. a sacred dogma

[Vinnie From Indy]

172. that requires

[Behind the Aegis]

181. solidarity with

[Miami Liberal]

187. oompa loompas

[Behind the Aegis]

188. and giant

[Vinnie From Indy]

204. nipples of the

[Behind the Aegis]

206. the badger and

[Vinnie From Indy]

221. free roaming marmots in

[Behind the Aegis]

272. leather mini-skirts that

[Miami Liberal]

278. glow in the dark while

[Behind the Aegis]

280. sounds of

[GoddessOfGuinness]

23. lips

woohoo

[smbolisnch]

25. For kissing

[Guaranteed]

27. weasels

[smbolisnch]

29. With very shiny

[HEAVYHEART]

butts

[smbolisnch]

67. which are like bubbles made of

[Vinnie From Indy]

162. crunchy

[smbolisnch]

164. candy coated

[Vinnie From Indy]

174. camel

[smbolisnch]

176. Toes.

[Vinnie From Indy]

30. in my pants

[smbolisnch]

39. or on my favorite piece of

[Guaranteed]

40. which have mustard stains

[smbolisnch]

47. because I dropped my

[Vinnie From Indy]

64. 12"

[smbolisnch]

70. Rod

[Vinnie From Indy]

210. Stewart Doll on my

[Miami Liberal]

68. baby on it's head

[Vinnie From Indy]

90. and it bounced

[Miami Liberal]

94. on Uncle Jessie's knee

[smbolisnch]

105. and he yelled "have......

[Miami Liberal]

113. you seen the Olsen twins around here?"

[smbolisnch]

116. that made him look

[Vinnie From Indy]

121. like Bob Dole

[smbolisnch]

124. the preevert who

[Miami Liberal]

142. likes rainbows and sugar plums

[ze_dscherman]

149. doused in

[smbolisnch]

155. molasses

[Vinnie From Indy]

147. can't stop eatin'

[HEAVYHEART]

156. dog shit

[Miami Liberal]

160. or drinking cat pee

[ze_dscherman]

166. laced with a hefty dose of

[Vinnie From Indy]

168. before he

[HEAVYHEART]

180. ate a whole bag of

[Miami Liberal]

194. powdered laundry detergent and

[HEAVYHEART]

198. a 2 gallons of

[Vinnie From Indy]

196. little infants and

[Miami Liberal]

203. Pepto Bismol

[Vinnie From Indy]

217. which reminded him of

[Miami Liberal]

220. the crazy old guy who used to

[Vinnie From Indy]

234. wear a pair of water wings and

[Maddy McCall]

268. Always maxi pads strapped to his

[Miami Liberal]

28. feet

[Miami Liberal]

31. Salami

[smbolisnch]

32. fetish

[Miami Liberal]

37. Cheetos

[smbolisnch]

44. beacause they smell funny

[Miami Liberal]

49. in the morning

[smbolisnch]

51. on my breath

[Miami Liberal]

55. because I have no teeth

[smbolisnch]

58. and forgot to brush my gums

[radwriter0555]

59. I will gum you with my love

all over

[Vinnie From Indy]

76. only until

[smbolisnch]

83. it gets too slimy from the

[Hillaryin08]

97. the oozing gooze.

[Miami Liberal]

100. fungus growing in my mouth

[jeff30997]

103. And other orifices that

[Miami Liberal]

107. shall remain nameless

[Vinnie From Indy]

111. It was at that time

[Miami Liberal]

115. when William Hung

[jeff30997]

119. Himself to a

[Miami Liberal]

123. the tune of

[smbolisnch]

127. his very own

[ze_dscherman]

158. raw and red

[smbolisnch]

167. turnip

[Spacemom]

171. begat a large

[ze_dscherman]

177. throbbing gristle

[Vinnie From Indy]

183. of a man who

[sundog]

211. often thought of

[Vinnie From Indy]

213. chaos theory while

[sundog]

215. stumbling naked

[Miami Liberal]

222. covered in honey while

[sundog]

227. reading the Cliff's Notes of "Red Badge of Courage"

[Vinnie From Indy]

239. while at the same time

[sundog]

244. secretly yearning for

[Miami Liberal]

245. neutering my cat who

[Vinnie From Indy]

250. talks to me and tell me

[sundog]

257. "the apples are not blue"

[lib_1138]

258. The duck flies at midnight

[sundog]

261. and "those shoes don't go with that shirt"

[flaminbats]

284. ""unless just wearing socks "and stripped butt naked""

[lib_1138]

212. OK

[Miami Liberal]

216. Said the mule to the

[amerikat]

225. ass

[Miami Liberal]

229. hole in one

[Vinnie From Indy]

237. suckers now somebody

[Miami Liberal]

240. get me a sword so

[Vinnie From Indy]

254. I can make

[Miami Liberal]

260. a man out of you but

[meisje]

273. it's gonna hurt

[Cobalt Violet]

274. in a good way

[Bluebear]

281. except when you run out of

[ze_dscherman]

282. threadkillers

[maveric]

283. Like the last post.

[Goathead]

285. Oh me, oh my.