My Space Age pillow developed by NASA

[MichaelHarris]

just lost its spaceageness, it's all flat. I'm calling Neil Armstrong and asking him about it.

[GoddessOfGuinness]

1. Only retains its spaceageness

in 0G

[MichaelHarris]

2. but the TV said billions and billions of restful nights

Damn that Ron Popeil and his Ronco stuff

[OldLeftieLawyer]

5. Hey, don't feel bad

I heard Ron's Spray-On Hair washes off in the shower.

How's THAT for sad?

(Did I just rhyme something? My apologies.)

[MichaelHarris]

10. yeah but

we all know we want a Pocket Fisherman

[Liberal Veteran]

11. I bought a Pocket Fisherman and was really disappointed when it

...turned out to be just another fishing rod. I was hoping for a really little fisherman.

[MichaelHarris]

12. HAHAaaaahahaa

that's funny. If I was good at photoshop I would combine a fisherman head to a pocket fisherman

[OldLeftieLawyer]

13. Speak for yourself

I want Ron.

::: pant, pant ::::

[politicaholic]

3. Hey, just because TANG went into space doesn't make it good either.

Perhaps if you layed down every night with the fear of a system wide shutdown that could leave you drifting in cold space until you were gripped with starvation or madness would make the pillow a little more inviting.

Sorry...Rocketman by Elton John is on the radio as I write this.

[MichaelHarris]

7. As I watched the video replay of my dog monitor I saw

what may be the cause. My dog is having an affair with my pillow, that would explain my morning hair stiffness.

[oppositionmember]

4. Must have lost some heat-shielding tiles

on re-entry.

:)

[MichaelHarris]

9. Welcome to DU

I think the tiles were seperate, an add-on order and I'm cheap

[democracyindanger]

6. reminds me of a line from a movie

"NASA spent millions developing a pen that would write in zero gravity. Know what the Russians did? They used a pencil."

[MichaelHarris]

8. not to mention

Velcro, man what an invention

[Mayberry Machiavelli]

14. Contents may have settled during space travel. Or during a week being

crushed by your raggedy head. :P

[yardwork]

15. Didn't Neil Armstrong go to live in the Spaceship in the Sky?

I don't think he's going to be interested in your complaints about your pillow.