Grown men wander my local mall in groups to make contact with teenage boys

[JVS]

So,when you clicked on this thread did you think I meant pederasts or military recruiters?

My brother commented on the strange similarity a while back

[benburch]

1. Either are likely to leave the young men dead when they are finished. nt

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

18. Or, at the VERY least, fucked. (nt)

[sniffa]

2. i thought diddLers

but now that you mention the recruiters, that wouLd work too... so wouLd the cuLtists. i fucking hate them!

[JVS]

3. Security kicks the cultists out, but recruiters and men who seem to be...

shopping get to stay

[sniffa]

6. i wish they'd kick them out of the train stations

i see so many of the LocaL coLLege kids getting pounced on by them. :grr:

[sui generis]

4. both; either; sometimes at the same time.

Actually, I believe pederasts are usually lone wolves. They don't want competition for their prey.

[Beware the Beast Man]

5. Depends on the mall.

If it's Ross Park or South Hills Village- pederasts.
If it's Allegheny Center- recruiters

[JVS]

7. What about the beloved Monroeville Mall?

I consider it to be my mall. Allegheny center is a fucking dump, isn't one of its anchors a K-mart? But there was an even shittier mall up next to Ross Park, by where Sun Electronics used to be. I was getting a cassette player put into my car one day and had to kill time. All they had there was a shoe store, some guy's tax office, TJ max and a fucking orange julius.

[Beware the Beast Man]

8. Oh, that's Noth Hills Village-

Remember from F911- the recruiters always go to the "bad" malls.

[JVS]

9. That mall is too bad to even attract teenages. Especially because Ross...

Park Mall is right next door.

[ZenLefty]

10. I was thinking religious proselytizers

:shrug:

[JVS]

11. Generally they aren't looking for males in particular

[HEyHEY]

12. I did

[JVS]

13. You did what?

[HEyHEY]

14. I thought of recruiters

In Fact JVS - have you thought of your future?

[JVS]

15. Yes I have. My future is either getting the PhD or quitting that for...

a job to get some fucking money together. That's my future and there's no room in it for putting my ass on the line and risking death.

[HEyHEY]

20. Let's see if the ARMY can get you a PHD?

[JVS]

21. But wouldn't serving interfere with attending classes?

[HEyHEY]

22. Nah! You can do them in the tank

Or foxhole..depending

[JVS]

24. But I don't want to go!

[HEyHEY]

25. That excuse doesn't work with us

We'll be in front of your house 10:00 AM tomorrow....and yes we DO know where you live.

[Wilber_Stool]

28. Oh come on

it's only one weekend a month and two weeks a year.

[name not needed]

16. Same thing at my school

I was tempted to ask if the navy really was the gayest branch of the military, but did not want to get my ass kicked.

[JohnKleeb]

19. I know, Ive been too

I blurted out in class today tips on how to evade the draft :). Is your school Navy ROTC Too?

[JVS]

23. If I had to be in a branch it would be the Navy

because nobody else has a good navy anymore.

[RPM]

26. you don't need a good navy to sink a ship

a couple of those french missles (Exocet?) should do... not a safe place.

[JVS]

27. Better in a ship than in a foxhole

besides, you know that it takes a pretty long time for a ship to sink. Other than the occasional submarine foundering very few ships have sunk in the last 50 years

[RPM]

17. Pedarasts...

Thats why it is fun to miutter derogations to that effect towards the recruiters :evilgrin: