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yvr girl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-05-05 01:37 PM
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I have a major kink in my neck, can someone please take pity on me
and give me a massage. Either that, or some serious drugs would be appreciated.
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commander bunnypants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-05-05 01:38 PM
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1. I can kick you in your knee
and you will forget about your neck

CB
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yvr girl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-05-05 01:42 PM
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3. You're too kind.
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Beware the Beast Man Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-05-05 01:39 PM
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2. I have one too.
We can massage each other....
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yvr girl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-05-05 01:43 PM
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5. ... it will be purely medicinal
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Beware the Beast Man Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-05-05 01:50 PM
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7. Absolutely. Keep your hands where I can see 'em
Edited on Wed Jan-05-05 01:50 PM by Beware the Beast Man
:D
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demnan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-05-05 01:43 PM
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4. Heat
You need a heating pad.
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yvr girl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-05-05 01:44 PM
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6. That's actually an idea
I have one of those things you throw in the microwave.
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AngryAmish Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-05-05 01:51 PM
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8. A burrito?
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BurtWorm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-05-05 01:51 PM
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9. Awww!
:nopity:
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