I dreamt I was in bed with a DUer last night, but

[yvr girl]

I'm not telling who.

[pdx_prog]

1. c'mon.....spill it....

we have wayz of making yous talk.....

[yvr girl]

6. It's more fun to hear you speculate

Who do you think 'lights my fire'?

[JimmyJazz]

28. Do you REALLY want us to speculate?

I could, ya know :7

[yvr girl]

29. As you wish

The wilder the better.

[JimmyJazz]

30. Wilder? How about we play a little Truth or Truth here?

[yvr girl]

31. Sure. Dare

[JimmyJazz]

34. No. The name of my game is Truth or Truth - Dare or Dare was

last month.

I'm going to assume the person is male and ask - Is he between 5'8" and 5' 10"

[yvr girl]

35. Never met, can't be sure.

[JimmyJazz]

36. oops. I forgot the IRL question first - damn. I'm slipping.

American?

[yvr girl]

41. To the best of my knowledge, yes.

[7th_Sephiroth]

2. was i good?

lol

[JimmyJazz]

3. what a coincidence - so did I...and I'm not telling who, either.

:P

[DS1]

4. yeah, that's nice

:eyes:

[Khephra]

5. I dreamed that I was fist-fighting Tony Soprano

in giant Godzilla suits.

True story.

[Beer Snob-50]

7. you can tell everyone

it was me! go ahead!!

[pdx_prog]

8. hmmmmmm...

male or female?

[yvr girl]

9. male

[JimmyJazz]

10. Oh puleeze - don't be so silly - we ALL know who it was.

None of will tell, though - we promise :)

[RagingInMiami]

12. Jimmy Jazz knows

Cause she was also in the same bed

[JimmyJazz]

18. Erm no - I failed kindergarten - I never did learn how to share my toys.

:P

[JohnKleeb]

21. gotta be an idiot to fail kindergarten

then who am I to speak.

[JimmyJazz]

24. just the sharing of the toys part - I did okay with play dough

and cutting and pasting.

[JohnKleeb]

26. I never learned cursive but that came later

[yvr girl]

14. Oh, you think so, do you?

[JimmyJazz]

22. Hmmmmm - I've got a pretty good idea -

:P

BTW - I know everything that goes on in the lounge - trust me.

[JohnKleeb]

25. ok tell me about me and acid :)

[yvr girl]

27. You know all my secrets?

Now I'm afraid.

[Wat_Tyler]

11. If it's HEyHEY - I'll fight you for him.

He's all mine, dammit!

[yvr girl]

16. I've never offered to show HEyHEY my panties

He's like the little brother I never had.

[Wat_Tyler]

19. I have.

And I have quite the collection.

[JohnKleeb]

23. aww thats cute

:)

[LeftPeopleFinishFirst]

13. IT WAS SKINNER, WASN'T IT?!

:gasp:

[JohnKleeb]

15. YEAH! I AM LIKE SHOCK AND APPELLED

:D hiya.

[yvr girl]

17. Somehow, that would be so wrong

[JimmyJazz]

20. Ooooh was his little dog there, too?

just asking :shrug:

[Kat45]

32. Was he good?

:bounce:

[yvr girl]

33. This was in my dreams - why would it be otherwise?

[Skittles]

39. I'VE HAD BAD SEX IN DREAMS BEFORE

GAWD WHAT DOES THAT SAY ABOUT ME

[StopTheMorans]

44. it's actually very common; in most people, sexual dreams aren't that

erotic (i.e. they usually happen in very weird situations). at least that's what an article i read told me :shrug:

[yvr girl]

45. I'm not sure

You should work on it though

[jonnyblitz]

73. I always wake up before anything happens..

what does that say? :P

[StopTheMorans]

37. *smokes cigarette*

[yvr girl]

42. Was it good for you?

[StopTheMorans]

46. except for the part where you kept calling me "Commander-in-Chief"

it made me think of * :cry:

[yvr girl]

48. Ok, that's just icky

I would never think of YOU that way.

[StopTheMorans]

51. awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww...

:loveya:

[yvr girl]

54. So, are you in love with me yet?

You won't regret it.

[yvr girl]

56. Did I rush it? We can just be wild and crazy instead.

[StopTheMorans]

63. well, to be honest with you, i drove home from work and just walked

in the door now. but, we can still be wild and crazy :evilgrin: :spank:

[yvr girl]

64. Oh, baby

If you spank me, are you also going to kiss me better?

[StopTheMorans]

83. wait, i have to kiss you too?

i thought we were just going straight for the gold :evilgrin:

[yvr girl]

84. Have to? It's not normally considered something you have to do

More like, you get to, and consider yourself lucky while you're at it.

[StopTheMorans]

85. oh, wait, sorry, it was my first time

could you tell? :silly:

[yvr girl]

86. First time at what?

I have trouble believing that.

[StopTheMorans]

88. smoking a cigarette

quite honestly, i've never taken a puff of anything in my life :D

[yvr girl]

90. I prefer my men smoke free

I tried cigarettes when I was a kid - I broke out in hives - I never tried them again.

I'm more of a snuggler.

[StopTheMorans]

91. well, if you're looking for a snuggler, i'm your man

*snuggle snuggle* :P

[yvr girl]

93. I'll keep that in mind if I ever get to Boston

I hear it's awfully cold there.

[StopTheMorans]

165. only if you're outside...

[Skittles]

38. WAS IT ME YVR GIRL

TELL ME YOU FREAKING TART

[yvr girl]

43. You're beautiful, but it was not a woman.

[Skittles]

49. hey!

that picture was 30 years old! I've aged OK but I don't want DUers thinking I am stuck in time! :D

[yvr girl]

52. I'm sure you're even better now that you have more 'character'

but you're still not my type.

[Skittles]

53. LOL

very strange guys find me their "type" :o

[GoddessOfGuinness]

40. At least you remember who it was...

Or is that not a good thing?

[matcom]

47. did my errection last more than 4 hours?

:scared:

[yvr girl]

50. I don't remember you calling your doctor - so no.

[pdx_prog]

55. So, who was it?

[yvr girl]

58. That's for me to know, and you to speculate about

[pdx_prog]

59. It was Kleeb!

[yvr girl]

61. Now be good

I am not a cougar.

[matcom]

60. obviously it was my doctor

since she KNOWS he didn't get a call from ME!

[yvr girl]

62. Is your doctor a DUer?

[billyskank]

57. I don't think it was me!

:(

[Longgrain]

65. Mind if I waltz right in here...

:walks though whistling...:

[yvr girl]

66. Whatcha whistling?

[Longgrain]

67. "Strangers in the night"

Scoobie doobie doo...

[yvr girl]

71. I think it's

Shoobie, doobie doo...

[Longgrain]

76. It was scoobie the way we were singing it...

[yvr girl]

79. We?

I thought you were just watching and whistling?

[pdx_prog]

69. Were they "sponge worthy"?

[yvr girl]

75. That's the good thing about dream sex

It's very safe - you don't need to bother with any of that protection stuff.

[GOPisEvil]

68. Whoever he is, he's quite the lucky boy.

:-)

[yvr girl]

70. What a nice thing to say

:loveya:

[GOPisEvil]

77. *blush*

:loveya:

[LDS Jock]

72. I'm planning on dreaming of a DUer tonight

did you see this?
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=2356459&mesg_id=2356498

[yvr girl]

78. I did not

is Kick Ass the man of your dreams?

[LDS Jock]

80. he is now

I always like Bob, but never knew what he looked like.. he is a hottie!.. too bad he is straight :(

[pdx_prog]

81. ok.....has he posted in this thread?

Been on today?

[yvr girl]

89. He has posted today.

He post regularly.

[Guaranteed]

154. Does he have a pug that pees standing up?

And an obsession with exploding toilets? :)

[LDS Jock]

74. was it Skittles the cat? n/t

[Maddy McCall]

82. Honestly, you need to get out more.

:-)

[nini]

87. The real thing is MUCH better than the dream

:evilgrin:


*lights cigarette* :-)

[Maddy McCall]

92. Is your real thing who I think it is?

Is there a romance astir in the lounge??? :-) If it's who I think it is, congrats!! :-)

[nini]

94. depends on who you think it is

:-)


thanks

[Zomby Woof]

95. ssssshhh!!!!!!!

Some of us dream, others DO. :evilgrin:

[nini]

96. some of us did BOTH!

:P

[Zomby Woof]

98. True!

Wet dreams, wetter reality! :evilgrin:

[nini]

100. LOL

shhhhh.. we're gonna get in trouble here!

:loveya:

[Zomby Woof]

102. I live to threadjack dangerously!

:loveya:

[JimmyJazz]

114. erm...ew....

There really is such a thing as TMI - ya know.

[Name removed]

115. Deleted message

Message removed by moderator. Click here to review the message board rules.

[yvr girl]

117. I call for a little decorum in my thread please

Good heavens.

[Zomby Woof]

119. You basically got away with a 100+ post sex thread

Decorum would be a hypocritical sham. :D

[yvr girl]

120. It was imaginary sex

It's a dream thread - that's my story.

[JimmyJazz]

123. you would know all about hypocrisy, wouldn't you?

[JimmyJazz]

121. Here's more TMI - no sex threads allowed

That's disgusting for you to post that to me. I am completely offended.

[Zomby Woof]

124. Put me on ignore

Or don't read my posts. This whole thread is a sex thread. Mine is but a single post.

Orgasms are BEAUTIFUL and nothing to be embarrassed about. I am anti-puritannical, unlike 99% of Americans. :D

[JimmyJazz]

125. I'm hardly puritanical, but that was rather offensive - particularly

since I don't even know you. I find the pornographic spelling particularly rude for this forum. And, you can put me on ignore as well. Then we'll be even.

[Zomby Woof]

126. LOL

I like the personal attack above, calling me a hypocrite. Care to provide evidence?

YOU addressed me, and I replied. You risk being offended when you talk to me. That's the way life is - toughen up!

No way I put you on ignore. I would miss your enlightening posts!

[JimmyJazz]

127. Hypocritical is when you have a "never apologize" mentallity

except for when it comes to those who have offended you - only then doyou expect an apology.

Don't tell me to "toughen up" - I'm plenty tough. It's not like I'm crying on this end - I just find your post offensive. Oh, and I'm also smart enough to recognize sarcasm when I see it.

[Zomby Woof]

128. I never asked for anyone's apology

So um, yeah. :eyes: No one offends me around here.

But are you smart enough to not read a post by someone you repeatedly find offensive? ;-)

[JimmyJazz]

130. M'kay. I can do the eyes roll thing, too. It really is just a silly

emoticon. See: :eyes: - And people do offend you around here - we all do. We are all silly and sophomoric and juvenile and beneath your contempt.

[Name removed]

131. Deleted message

Message removed by moderator. Click here to review the message board rules.

[JimmyJazz]

134. That is so unfuckingbelievably offensive.

And you know it. Why are you doing this to me? You fucking thrive on this shit don't you? Why me? Why not just admit that your post may have been construed as offensive to some and move on from there instead of picking a fight with me?

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

136. That's very funny

very, very funny

[short bus president]

139. Zomby... give it a rest this one time, man.

Look, lots of us appreciate yer humor, but when someone doesn't, there's no need to take it personally.

If yer lookin' for a fight, come down to Tucson around Easter. I'll kick sand at ya.

[Zomby Woof]

140. didn't take it personally

I just love messing with the usual clique who holds onto grudges forever and a day. ;-)

[JimmyJazz]

142. Since when am I part of a clique - you know nothing about me.

You've never even acknowledged my existence. Why tonight?

[miss_kitty]

145. jesus. Jimmy and I just started posting yesterday

how could we be part of this dreamed-up clique of which you speak?:tinfoilhat:

[FuzzySlippers]

153. I can attest that Jimmy and miss_kitty

were not here before yesterday.

[miss_kitty]

159. SEE?

My source.

Thank you, FS.

[JimmyJazz]

161. Do I know you? Are you part of the anti-ZW clique I've heard

so much about? Just asking. ;)

[FuzzySlippers]

163. Me? I just started posting tonight.

How could I be part of any clique?

[JimmyJazz]

164. You are part of a harem, not part of a clique!

;)

[sundog]

156. .

:eyes:

[yvr girl]

141. This was such a happy little thread and boom

The vibe has completely changed.

[Zomby Woof]

143. Always happens

When my Fan Club shows up and starts in with the usual. They aren't happy unless they are on my ass, LOL. Part of the charm of DU.

Still, as I said, this was a sex thread from the beginning, and I am surprised it wasn't locked long ago. I commend you!

[JimmyJazz]

144. WTF - I am not part of your "fan club" - I have no idea what you

are saying - you posted something that, IMHO, crossed the line and I let you know - Now I'm having you throw your dirty underwear on me and you wonder why I'm offended?

[miss_kitty]

147. like I said

ick on a stick.

[JimmyJazz]

149. uber ick on a stick

:7

Jeez - it's one thing to get laid - it's another to take out a full page ad in the New York Times.

Maybe that's what people do when they don't get it so much :shrug:

[Schema Thing]

158. Sheesh, who can afford the NYT anymore

I find that if you announce your latest act of congress and include John 3:16, you can get a free 1/4 page in the local Greensheet or NickleSaver.

It's worth the effort just for the "attaboys" at the coffeeshop though.

[Amaya]

146. Member of the ZombyWoof fan club

:)

[Zomby Woof]

150. Hey Sweetie!

FINALLY! A calm in my storm! :D Whew! Some folks are a bit obsessed with me tonight. :o

:loveya:

[miss_kitty]

160. "Some folks are a bit obsessed with me tonight"

Buwahahahahahahahahaha!

'Tis a dream' thread. :7

[yvr girl]

148. I am so not taking sides here

Don't drag me into it. I luv you both.

If you read most of the thread, it is quite tame, not graphic at all.

[Zomby Woof]

151. True enough

I am a bit vulgar, but I didn't know it was flame-worthy!

Sometimes the messenger matters more than the message to some good folks. Sorry, yvr! I will leave quietly. :-)

[JimmyJazz]

157. The messenger means nothing to me - the message did --

why can't you just accept that instead of feeling personally attacked by my posts? I don't personally attack anyone here. Ok, maybe the one time when I started with "Hey Troll..." but he was, so it doesn't count...

BTW - if you think that a reference to someone throwing their dirty underwear on you isn't a personal attack, you may want to reconsider.

[miss_kitty]

155. It WAS quite tame

It got icked out by the "we're fucking' couple, who seem to think:
1) We need to be told over and over and over again and
2) I apparently am jealous of something-of what-I'm not being told. I guess the accuser has no cogent answer to share. Or my words are too big, and he's still looking them up.

PS. No one wants you to take sides. sorry about your thread going to hell in a handcart

[miss_kitty]

133. uh-where'd she call you a hypocrite?

I saw a post saying "you would know all about hypocrisy, wouldn't you?" but is that the same as calling you a hypocrite? Sounds like a compliment on your intelligence to me

BTW yours and ninny's cybersex posts are pretty much ick on a stick. And I pretty much ignore them. But there are lots of them. TMI, TMI. I am SURE there are websites that welcome cyber googoo eyes and more.


Here's a thought: How about Phone sex? It's private. Or cybersex via PM? It too is private.

OK We Geddit. You two are doing it. We don't need other info.

:eyes:

[Zomby Woof]

135. Was wondering when you'd show up!

Jealousy isn't pretty. ;-)

[JimmyJazz]

137. Now why in the world would she be jealous? She's with me.

:7

[miss_kitty]

138. Are you attacking me personally

Accusing me of a non-existant feeling?

Of whom or what do I have to be jealous-if that is your position of my state of mind. I am mystified.:wtf:

On Edit: It IS a Dream thread. I forgot. Dream on guy. It innit gonna happen.;-)

[Maddy McCall]

122. Awwww...that is soooo sweet!

Congrats to both of you. :hug:

[yvr girl]

97. Is that why your New Year's was so good?

[Zomby Woof]

99. Yep

:P

[Schema Thing]

101. Oh I really doubt that, Mistress nini!

You haven't seen yourself in my dreams.

None of you could possibly live up to my fantasies of you!

:smoke:

[Zomby Woof]

103. The reality of nini FAR surpasses your feeble imagination

;-)

[Schema Thing]

105. Easy for you to say

You've never mind-fucked me!


er... have you?

[nini]

106. cough cough

LOL

[nini]

104. oh.. put out your cigarette!

the real thing is always better.. definitely in this case :D

[Zomby Woof]

107. That's getting into the thick of it!

:D :D :D :D :D

[nini]

109. HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

brat!! I'm still at work here!


LOL

[Zomby Woof]

110. Oh yeah! Work!

:evilgrin: How thick of me!

[nini]

113. you're bad

:spank:

[Schema Thing]

111. Hah

The gods consult with me when they create new fetishes.

We're working on some exciting stuff right now, to coincide with the opening of KinseyII-Revenge of the Moralist in the fall.

[WilliamPitt]

108. Was there massage oil involved?

[yvr girl]

112. Perhaps...

I do like a good, long, long, long, long, long massage. It's unlikely I would refuse one in person - I certainly wouldn't refuse one in a dream.

[LDS Jock]

116. it was grovelbot wasn't it?

confess!

[yvr girl]

118. I confess that I am not familiar with grovelbot

sorry.

[Guaranteed]

152. ^ That's a "yes"

:)

[Lostnote03]

129. She's Baaaaak !!!....btw I apoloize for having not said "frankly I don't..

....give a damn".....Haaaa!!!...Happy New Year!!!

[yvr girl]

132. What???

I so don't get your comment. Did I go away?

[Lostnote03]

162. Don't mind me any...lol....The OP..

....reminded me of my chances in the lottery!!!!...Lol...HPN!!!