I bet you can't guess what I have in my shed!

[Murphys_Unlawful]

Best answer gets a body thump and two high fives.

[XNASA]

1. Well, like me, you're a Chicagoan.....so.........

I'd say.......

A snow blower, a basketball and a box of sidewalk salt.

[CO Liberal]

34. A Cow and a Lantern?

:-)

[Murphys_Unlawful]

69. I keep that in the barn.

[CO Liberal]

70. Not According to the Song

One dark night when we were all in bed,
Mrs' O'Leary put a lantern in the shed
And when the cow kicked it over, she winked her eye and said
"They'll be a hot time in the old town tonight."

[Murphys_Unlawful]

76. This isn't Mrs. O'Leary's funking shed Bucko!

[ProfessorGAC]

36. And, Firewood For The Hearth!

Also, we've got all the Christmas decor stored in there. Oh, and the bikes! We have a small garage, and a big shed.
The Professor

[XNASA]

53. Hearth? You country folk and your hearths.

I keep my firewood where everybody else does. On my neighbors back porch. Now that the boys are big enough to carry a stack, I just send them over a couple of times a week. ;-)

[ProfessorGAC]

57. Your Firewood? Or Your Neighbor's Firewood?

Methinks i suspect theft!
The Professor

[XNASA]

60. Details.

After I stuff it in my fireplace, it becomes my firewood.

[Murphys_Unlawful]

72. What about your neighbor?

[XNASA]

77. I would never stuff my neighbor in my fireplace......

Even if it was really cold outside.

[Murphys_Unlawful]

79. But, what if he ran out of wood and it was cold outside?

[XNASA]

82. Then I'd chop his shed down.

And use that for firewood.

[Murphys_Unlawful]

87. You are smart! I wish I could be your neighbor... uh wait.

[Murphys_Unlawful]

58. Wouldn't it be funny if that neighbor kept their firewood on...

their neighbor's back porch.

[XNASA]

64. That it wood. That it wood.

[sui generis]

2. it better not be another meth lab dammit

it wasn't enough that you done gone blowed yer bathtub clean outta yer trailer, now wuz it?

[Murphys_Unlawful]

90. Mmmmmmmmm...... Meth.

[motely36]

3. A dead body?

[Murphys_Unlawful]

5. I gave up killing a long time ago.

[motely36]

9. dookus?

[Murphys_Unlawful]

16. Maybe but I'm not exactly sure what that is.

[motely36]

20. Sorry, you are probably too new to remember him

He used to post here all the time and then left abruptly.

[Murphys_Unlawful]

25. Damn him...

Let's find him!

[LDS Jock]

104. OBL? or maybe the missing weapons of mass destruction?

[Murphys_Unlawful]

105. No weapons at all

[LDS Jock]

103. lol.. I miss Dookus

[JVS]

4. the bodies

[maveric]

35. An industrial sausage press?

Thats gotta be it.

[Murphys_Unlawful]

61. That would hurt.... ouch!

[kick-ass-bob]

6. the molotov cocktail???

[Murphys_Unlawful]

10. Nope, but you better check your shed... heehee.

[nickgutierrez]

7. Need some wood? n/t

[Murphys_Unlawful]

12. No fireplace, thanks anyway.

[Liberal Veteran]

8. Jimmy Hoffa?

:D

[Murphys_Unlawful]

14. No, but I know where he is....

but I can't tell.

[Bertha Venation]

11. Spread?

:shrug:

[obreaslan]

13. Another Shed, only slightly smaller?

:shrug:

[Murphys_Unlawful]

18. Come on, what's the point of that?

[obreaslan]

43. You have to have a place to the third shed...

Which is just a little smaller than the second one. Want to hear about the fourth shed? ;)

[Murphys_Unlawful]

45. Yeah... I'm curious now!

[obreaslan]

65. The fourth shed...is well...It's best we don't speak of it here...

I will contact you when the time is right. For now, "The turnip is in the brown pot, but only after the first snow" Now go. ;)

[Murphys_Unlawful]

67. The bums are cooking lasagna at half-past sunrise, out.

[sniffa]

15. 26 bodies

and some cLown make up

[Murphys_Unlawful]

19. What a wierd combo???!?!??!!

[XNASA]

22. Not if your last name is Gacy.

[sniffa]

30. you just saved me the hassLe of getting that scary pic of him

[Beer Snob-50]

17. any semblance of talent that de bears and da bulls

once had?

[Murphys_Unlawful]

21. It's been so long....

I don't remember them having talent.

[underpants]

23. A Vietnamese pot bellied pig deep fat frier

?

[Murphys_Unlawful]

26. Mmmmm.... pot bellied pig.

[RevolutionaryActs]

24. Moonshine?

[Murphys_Unlawful]

27. Nope, keep that in my desk drawer.

[warrens]

28. No idea, but if you build another shed

Will we be able to call you "Two Sheds"?

[Murphys_Unlawful]

29. Hey, two sheds are better than one.

[ProfessorGAC]

37. "Now, In This Second Shed, You Would Keep. . ."

"No, i really don't have two sheds! I came to talk about my music!"
The Professor

[redqueen]

31. A freezer?

[Murphys_Unlawful]

32. Do you know what the temp. is outside?

No one needs a freezer in the shed. What a waste of electric.

[redqueen]

40. Well in TX you do, if you want to keep any large amounts of frozen food.

:shrug:

[Murphys_Unlawful]

46. True... not in the windy city though...

not this time of year.

[notadmblnd]

33. a head in a tupperware bowl? /nt

[Murphys_Unlawful]

41. What kind of head?

[notadmblnd]

92. a head of lettuce of course/ nt

[MissMarple]

38. A new bike, the varoom, varoom kind.

:D

[Murphys_Unlawful]

42. I wish... those are sooooo cool!

[gfr4656]

39. you're a pimp

you've got a couple of hoes in there don't you

[Murphys_Unlawful]

44. Ok... that was the funniest one so far.

[gfr4656]

47. thanks it was my first post now this is my second

[redqueen]

49. Welcome to DU!

:hi:

[Murphys_Unlawful]

51. Sure enough... Welcome to DU! Glad you came!

[bigwillq]

54. Welcome to DU!

:hi:

[matcom]

48. The Olsen Twins?

if that isn't it i'm tapped out

[Murphys_Unlawful]

55. I'd be an idiot if they were in there...

They would be in the bedroom!

[yvr girl]

50. Will Pitt, Matcom, Zombywoof and GOPisEvil .... and

some toys.

[matcom]

52. BULLSHIT!!

those are MY toys! x(

[yvr girl]

63. Didn't you learn how to share?

[Murphys_Unlawful]

56. That would stink up the shed, no thanks.

[the Princess]

59. I know I know..................... oooo oooo - I know!!!!

You have Ann Coulters removable penis!!!!

[Murphys_Unlawful]

66. I want no association! Nuff said!

[mr_hat]

62. My pony? The one I didn't get for Christmas?

[Murphys_Unlawful]

68. He kicked me...

so I shot him before I could get him in there.

[Spacemom]

71. A bumpersticker that says

"My other shed is a shanty"

[Murphys_Unlawful]

74. No... I have no bumpers on my shed. Sorry.

[billyskank]

73. A cold fusion reactor?

A perpetual motion machine?

The ark of the covenant?

[Murphys_Unlawful]

75. I do pretty well but my shed isn't that big.

[billyskank]

80. Erm, erm....I know!

A neutron star!

No?

How about the missing link?

[Murphys_Unlawful]

83. If I had that, it wouldn't be missing!

[Murphys_Unlawful]

78. It's bigger than a bread box!

Do people still use a bread box?

[billyskank]

81. George W Bush's military records?

[Murphys_Unlawful]

84. No, but I wish I had his head in my shed.

[Murphys_Unlawful]

85. No, but I wish I had his head in my shed.

[Dzimbowicz]

86. Since you are in Chicago...

would it be the Blue's Brother's cop car?

[Murphys_Unlawful]

88. It's torn to shit... fell off that bridge in milwaukee. Nope.

[Murphys_Unlawful]

89. Bigger than a bread box, smaller than my shed.

[uppityperson]

91. air?

[Murphys_Unlawful]

93. That would be a no!

[uppityperson]

101. What, no air? Then a vacuum!

[Murphys_Unlawful]

102. That would be on the outside of the shed.

[meisje]

94. Star Jones?

How big is your shed?

[Murphys_Unlawful]

95. Not that big!

[Murphys_Unlawful]

96. My shed is sooooo mysterious!!!!!!!

[yellowcanine]

97. Dick Cheney?

[Murphys_Unlawful]

99. Wasn't he "Bernie" in the movie "Weekend at Bernie's"?

Nope.

[goodboy]

98. A shrubbery!

[Murphys_Unlawful]

100. That's rubbish!

[buddhamama]

106. absolutely nothing

you probably don't even have a shed. :-)

[Murphys_Unlawful]

108. Oh... I have something in my shed...

Just One thing.

[buddhamama]

110. a punching bag

covered in photos of the Bush Admin. or a dart board with George's likeness on it.

edited spelling

[Murphys_Unlawful]

111. I've got a dart board in every room...

With all of the people I can't stand.

[montana_hazeleyes]

107. Osama?

[Murphys_Unlawful]

109. Son of a ....

Bitch! I wish. Everyday I would take time out just to fucking torture him. But not too much. I would want him to live a long filled life with torture.

[RebelOne]

112. A dead deer?

[Murphys_Unlawful]

113. The closest yet..... hmmmm???

put your thinking caps on.

[bleedingheart]

114. Bear?

[Murphys_Unlawful]

117. Nooo... that's scary!

[bleedingheart]

115. A Live Deer?

[Murphys_Unlawful]

118. Nope!

[bleedingheart]

116. A family of rabbits?

[Murphys_Unlawful]

119. Awww, so cute and cuddly! Sorry.

[Done]

120. Dead or alive?

[motely36]

122. You spin me right round baby

right round like a record baby right round round round

:P

[Murphys_Unlawful]

125. Excellent! Bravo... you have a great voice!

[Murphys_Unlawful]

123. Not living. Does that answer anything?

[GumboYaYa]

121. America's Integrity...after watching the Gonzales hearings

I know for a fact that it is not in D.C.

[Murphys_Unlawful]

124. Ya got that right!

[Done]

126. Is it Santa and his Reindeer?

[Murphys_Unlawful]

127. No, lemme help. Not living, bigger than a bread box...

I didn't kill it. Let's work with that.

[amazona]

128. black widows

That's what I used to have when I had a shed.

[Murphys_Unlawful]

129. Yuck, I hope not!

[nytemare]

130. The George W. Bush guide to propah pranunsheashun

The copy you couldn't sell at a garage sale?? :)

[Murphys_Unlawful]

131. No, but when I was a Genie I had someone become....

Dubya's personal "quick make up a definition for this word" guy.

[nytemare]

132. LOL n/t

[Murphys_Unlawful]

133. Yeah, it was a fun lil thread.

[revree]

134. JIMMY HOFFA?

[Murphys_Unlawful]

135. POST #8

[DelawareValleyDem]

136. Trent Lott's real hair?

[Murphys_Unlawful]

137. No, thank you please come again.

[qnr]

138. The inside of a shed? n/t

[Murphys_Unlawful]

139. Yes, can you guess what's in it?

[qnr]

141. I did, "the inside of a shed" heheh --- no, wait! Air! -um.. a collection

of 78 RPM SP records?

[motely36]

140. Your stuffed dog?

:hi:

[Murphys_Unlawful]

142. And the winner of guess what's in my shed is.... drum roll....

motley36 CONGRATS, here you go...

body thump and two high fives :toast:

[motely36]

143. Just don't tell anyone I cheated

nudge nudge wink wink

:P

[Murphys_Unlawful]

144. You didn't cheat!

nudge nudge wink wink

[uppityperson]

145. A what!!!! Next question is why.

You're weirder than me. I keep mine in the freezer.

[Murphys_Unlawful]

146. That's why I had him stuffed, I had food to put in the freezer.

[uppityperson]

149. you don't werk hard to put food on your family you demoncrat?

[Skittles]

147. I bet I can you freaking pervert

nt

[Murphys_Unlawful]

148. I don't think you can!