Girl Gets Cabbage Patch Doll With Obscene Message - Christmas Is Ruined!!!

[Lady Effingbroke]

Girl Gets Cabbage Patch Doll With Obscene Message
Serial Numbers Generated By Computer

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SAN DIEGO -- Christmas Day brought an unwelcome gift for an Augusta, Ga., girl.

Diamond Robinson, 9, received a Cabbage Patch doll from her parents.

The doll comes with adoption paperwork, but in Diamond's case, the serial number was obscene.

Her parents are angry that their daughter had to wake up to profanity on the special day.

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[JVS]

1. That's a million dollar potential sale on Ebay

[smbolisnch]

14. Seriously.

Forget grilled cheese jesus, that cabbage patch doll was sent from satan himself to corrupt 9 year old girls. :eyes:

[yardwork]

2. If they raised her right, how'd she know what that meant?

[Lady Effingbroke]

4. That is exactly what I was wondering!

[MercutioATC]

8. Do you think there's a 9-year-old that doesn't know what "fuckme" means?

???

[JVS]

10. If they raised her in such a manner, they'd be condemned here as...

homeschooling control freaks.

Kids in schools teach each other to swear.

[auntAgonist]

11. she's 9, goes to school probably .. and knows way more

than her parents would ever hope she knows about this world we live in.

sad.

[Florida_Geek]

3. What I find troubling is a "9 yo girl" spotted

a long number ending in JCKME and knew that was bad.... This smells.

[MercutioATC]

7. I think it was "FUCKME".

The little post-it is just covering the F and a small part of the U.

[Bronco69]

5. LOL!

That is sad and funny at the same time! :-)

[Fiona]

6. Oh

that's just the Fuck Me Elmo doll.

[njdemocrat106]

15. I assume that's a type of blow-up doll

:evilgrin:

[Hans Delbrook]

17. Thanks

I needed that laugh.:evilgrin:

[hickman1937]

9. What kind of 9yr old would notice that?

It would $eem to Me that fundie$ are $exualizing their kid$ young The$e days.

[Kat45]

18. Saw the dad on the news, and he's African-American.

Are there African-American fundies?

[Bluebear]

12. They were just on the news here "It RUINED Christmas"!

Drama kings and queens.

[Ilsa]

13. I think these folks have forgotten about the TRUE meaning of Xmas. n/t

[sundog]

16. what stupid dolls those things were

people used to line up outside stores for this????



:wtf: