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My NPR stations not coming in today, so I switched over to Clear Channel to see what up and they were going oooooon and ooooooonnnnn and ooooooonnnnnn about how France is our bitter enemy and has always been, and the history-re-writing text books are pretending we have been allies. Then last night on Scarborough country, I landed on it and put my fingers in my ears and screamed la-la-la-la till I could get away from it, but between my fingers I could sense what seemed like a big discussion about how God wreaked this havoc on these muslim countries because they have ssssinnnnnnnnnnned. Then on the DU someone posted about a Baptist nut job in one of the red states said that all the Swedes are gay, and that is why God punished them so severely. Then I landed on Pat Robertson's wonderful news hour and his lady friend was asking him what God has been telling him lately. He said that God has been saying that all these Muslims are going to come to Jesus and find their way to a Christian future. Then today one of you wonderful DU'ers posted how the * administration is happy to have the tsunami excuse to establish a military presence in that muslim area of the world and then I HAD A VISION!!! Boys and girls, I had a vision that just as the fearless leader monkey left Afghanistan in a terrible, bombed-out condition, to go and attack Iraq--who aint done nothing to us a-tall--and now that Iraq is a complete and utter shambles, Monkey-Boy* would just look so cool, Christian, compassionate, successful and downright JamesBondish if we just fled Iraq and went to the Indian Ocean countries to be heroes, and then if the sex-slavery stuff doesn't stop IMMEDIATELY, why we could just start shooting the people off the streets, and Haliburton could take all the billions donated for rebuilding and rebuild the place for the people--after we kill them, that is, making tremendous profits along the way. God, please save us from this mentally-disabled failure (mentally disabled people please forgive me, but what would you call him?).
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