OXYMORONS for the 21st Century

[NightTrain]

Supreme Court Justice

Radio Personality

Honest Republican

Courageous Democrat (Subject to deletion depending on tomorrow's events in Washington, D.C.)

Sports Figure Hero

Objective Journalism

Microsoft Works


Any additions?

[oxymoron]

1. huh?

:P

[hickman1937]

2. Fundamentalist Christian

Any who's ever bothered to read the Gospels(as opposed to cherry picking them) knows that Jesus was a radical.

[baldguy]

3. House Ethics

Social Security

Reality Television

Corporate Responsibility

and the ever popular Military Intelligence

[McCamy Taylor]

4. Justice Scalia

[RagingInMiami]

5. We can't forget compassionate conservatism

[cruadin]

8. Clearly, great minds think alike, only some slower than others. n/t

[RagingInMiami]

10. It was the "n/t" that tripped you up. n/t

[cruadin]

12. LMAO---cheers. n/t

[cruadin]

6. Compassionate Conservative. n/t

[teach1st]

7. President Bush

An oxymoran for the ages...

[BlueJazz]

9. Health Care

[Seabiscuit]

11. The "Clean Air" Act

[nightwish_chick]

13. When I saw this I couldn't help but say...

Rush Limbaugh. Wouldn't he be one anyways? He's one of those Oxy-contin-morons.

[Seabiscuit]

14. Operation "Iraqi Freedom"

[RagingInMiami]

15. fair election

[RagingInMiami]

16. liberal media

[Catchawave]

17. Fair and Balanced Fox News nt

[Left Is Write]

18. George W. Bush.

Oh...wait...you said OXYmoron.