The world is going to end in 4 days.

[Gothic Sponge]

You can't stop the aliens. It's too late.

[autorank]

1. Sponge, IT'S NEVER TOO LATE. RALLY ROUND THE CHEWING GUM!

[goodboy]

2. how did you know we were here?

[Gothic Sponge]

3. I'm wearing the special glasses to see them

[goodboy]

12. wow...well, no worries, we're just here to take W back to planet dipshit

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

4. Don't be silly. We have almost 8 years left:

http://www.themareks.com/xf/future.shtml

[SOteric]

5. Kewel. This means I'm not doing laundry.

[Cadence]

6. Is this in response to the asinine

"Is the Tsunami the sign of the Apocalypse" headline on Msnbc tonight? I was flipping through the channels and couldn't bring myself to stop and actually find out what they were saying. I figured anything they could possibly be saying with that lead had to be a complete waste of time.

[Gothic Sponge]

8. No, this is just me wasting bandwidth on nonsense.

[miss_kitty]

7. I don't have to clean my apartment!

yay!

[saltpoint]

9. Do you think it will, I mean, really? Because it could, you know --

-- or then again, it might not. What then? It's so difficult to say, really. Because who, really can predict these things? You know? It's just not laid out on the table very well. Why doesn't the Bible say if it's going to be in four days or not -- I mean the exact day you mentioned, you know? I mean, why isn't it in there? It should be. Well, it seems like they would have put it in there. It certainly seems important enough to put in there. And how will it all end if the time zones aren't all the same? That sounds like a super mess to me. You know? And like, what if somebody is taking a crap or something, you know, right when the world ends? Talk about inconvenient. I just don't know how this is going to work. If only they'd tell us. Really, I just feel as curious as the next person. It's such a big thing, too. The world coming to an end. Holy moly.

[Deja Q]

10. You mean this?

http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/doctor_who_four_to_doomsday/

[Porcupine]

11. You tell us AFTER I paid my rent....

I could have gone to Vegas with that money.