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Crankie Avalon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-06-05 09:26 AM
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The "The Doctor Is In" CAPTION

"...and if you folks had practiced abstinence instead of
using these condoms, the Good Lord wouldn't of brought
this tsunami business down on you!"
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Bronco69 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-06-05 09:38 AM
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1. "I'm giving each of you a packet of Kool Aid so you can
think like we do in America. Just mix it with water and after one sip you too can be a republican."
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BringEmOn Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-06-05 11:14 AM
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2. In 'Murica, we raise money by sellin' lottery tickets....
...if you survived the tsunami, this could be your lucky day!
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BurtWorm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-06-05 11:19 AM
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3. "I'm just waiting until they bring a savage for me to do an amputation op
on. While we're waiting, here. Have an Alka Seltzer on me."
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peekaloo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-06-05 11:23 AM
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4. Ooooohhh how much for that kitty little girl?
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Archae Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-06-05 11:29 AM
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5. Who is that?
Is that "Dr" Laura?
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IronLionZion Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-06-05 11:33 AM
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6. "You want this life-saving medicine?"
"that'll be $5000 and your soul please. Of course, if you were Christian and Republican, we'd give it to you for free."
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