Best post-Orange Bowl description of Ashlee Simpson:

[Richardo]

Michael Ventre, MSNBC:

Much of the blame for this fiasco falls upon ABC, which hired this female Gilbert Gottfried to headline the halftime show for college football’s ultimate game, matching No. 1 USC against No. 2 Oklahoma.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/6791368/

Made me spew coffee. :D

[Spinzonner]

1. Well, that's what they get for

being upset when she DOES lipsync

[tk2kewl]

2. All she needed to do to win 'em over was show a little nipple

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[Squatch]

3. I read that last night...hilarious...more

..."Simpson eschewed the dreaded "guide vocal" for producing sounds best described as "the sound a tuberculotic infant would make after three days of being subjected to human rights violations at Abu Ghraib."

http://www.defamer.com/hollywood/gossip/ashlee-simpson/ashlee-simpson-hated-on-at-orange-bowl-028920.php

[Brewman_Jax]

4. That description is an insult...

to the real Gilbert Gottfried. He'd do a better job.

As for Ashlee, well, there's always adult films. No singing required. :evilgrin:

[Squatch]

5. I'd hit it.

As long as she kept her mouth shut.

:evilgrin:

Hoooooooo...that was bad.

[FormerDittoHead]

6. Ignore - sorry, didn't understand..

read the msg wrong...

[DS1]

7. Oh god, I finally got chance to listen to a snippet, it sounded like a

cross between a fake orgasm and someone stamping on her toes

:7

[skypilot]

8. I had no idea...

...that Ashlee Simpson was Jessica Simpson's sister until I read this article. In fact, I'd never even heard of her until that SNL fiasco. For the longest time I didn't even know who Jessica Simpson was or what she was famous for. I'd never heard of her until that "Buffalo wings" thing. I'm so out of it as far as pop culture goes.

[Richardo]

10. Stay there, skypilot

I envy you.

[Squatch]

9. And, as usual, the execs are clueless...

"Orange Bowl reps were
"pleased with Ashlee's
performance" but said that
the booing was "just
backlash" from the SNL
mess-up in October of
2004."

http://www.juiceenewsdaily.com/0105/news/simpson_orange.html


What's it going to take to get them to realize that she's a no-talent bimbo?

[Squatch]

11. More...

"During a preshow interview, Simpson, 19, revealed her New Year's resolution: to learn to cook and clean. (She didn't mention singing.)"

http://news.enquirer.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20050106/LIFE03/501060335/1038/Life


LOL

[DinahMoeHum]

12. You gotta admit though, that Trojans and Sooners were united

in their assessment of her: she sucked.

:evilgrin: