Nobody likes you.

[Magrittes Pipe]

Not even your mom.

Accept it.

[rooboy]

1. Why do you think I spend so much time on the Internets?? n/t

[Richardo]

2. ...and No Guy Will Ever Fancy Me

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x2364620 :D

[Lavender Brown]

6. Rubbing salt in my wound

x( ;-)

[MichaelHarris]

15. nice set of

pixels

[Justitia]

3. And I wear it as a badge of honor! LOL -eom

[LeftPeopleFinishFirst]

4. Already accepted.

NT

[prolesunited]

5. But I thought *you* liked me

:cry:

And my mom is dead. :cry::cry::cry::cry:

[StopTheMorans]

7. horseshit. why hasn't Skinner banned me yet?

he must like me. right? :shrug:

[MichaelHarris]

14. I'm on

the Short Bus to Bandom as we speak. I have an E-ticket.

[StopTheMorans]

16. i put my credit card in the machine, but it couldn't find my e-ticket

what do i do? :cry:

[MichaelHarris]

19. you must

have a pre-boarding pass, Skinner only gives those to the "special" people.

[StopTheMorans]

22. wait, they told me that I was "special" in elementary school

but I'm not special anymore? :shrug: :cry:

[MichaelHarris]

23. did you have to use

the plastic scissors? The one's that wouldn't cut dick.

[kick-ass-bob]

20. That means nothing.

He doesn't like hedges either, but yet HE'S STILL HERE!!!!!!!

[BiggJawn]

8. Of COURSE my mom doesn't like me.

She's DEAD.
I dust off her box on the bookshelve every year on her birthday.

[sniffa]

9. oh god

i knew it. :cry:

[miss_kitty]

10. Now, tell me something I DON'T know

:evilfrown:

[Patiod]

11. And your mother dresses you funny

[redqueen]

12. I know.

Thanks for reminding me.

:cry:

[MichaelHarris]

13. I know

but Imma still here just bangin' away.


p.s. Can we say bangin' at DU?

[democracyindanger]

17. that's not what your mom told me last night

:evilgrin:

[TXlib]

18. Guess I'll eat some worms.

[terrya]

21. I know that...

You're mean.

:cry:

[SOteric]

24. And yet, they're still trying to get into my undies.

Go figure.

[TXlib]

25. Even if they're made of asbestos?

[SOteric]

26. You bet. It's the stuff underneath that's smokin' hot.

:evilgrin:

[DS1]

27. Have I mentioned that I'm an MD recently?

:-)

[SOteric]

28. I think we discussed that last night, actually.

:7

[TXlib]

33. Tease!

[radwriter0555]

29. I do. I'm perfectly fine with it.

It's the story of my life.

[tigereye]

30. you mean nobody likes you, al

:evilgrin:

[sundog]

31. I already knew that... give me some new info

[IronLionZion]

32. oh yeah, well YOUR mom loves me!

so there :P

[liontamer]

34. it's true

they only want me for my body :cry:

[Worst Username Ever]

35. *sob*

[gpandas]

36. my mom told me first n/t

[qnr]

37. That's a relief. n/t