Raindrops on roses, whiskers on kittens, bright copper kettles...

[LDS Jock]

I can't find *any* of my favorite things!

[davidinalameda]

1. I have 3 cats

with lots of whiskers

do you want me to send you some?

[sui generis]

you're going to chop your cats whiskers off and send them?!

you are Cruella DeVille, I knew it.

[davidinalameda]

8. just a trim

and no I'm not Cruella

well, one year for Halloween...

[LDS Jock]

17. you got a pic of that?

POST IT!!

[motely36]

28. I was cruella a couple years ago too

but I don;t think I have any pictures :)

[LDS Jock]

4. send me the whole cat

I don't want you cutting their little whiskers off :cry:

[MissBrooks]

2. I've got all of them....

and warm woolen mittens...

[XNASA]

3. Not even schnitzel with noodles?

:shrug:

Here in the Midwest we have plenty of snowflakes that stay on our nose and eyelashes.

Whatever a noselash is....

[sui generis]

7. mmmmmmm schnitzel with noodles

brings out the kraut in me

[LDS Jock]

14. you're German?

my ex is from Germany :scared:

[sui generis]

23. yes but I'm a good witch

ich bin ein bavarian

we're a little more easy going than those uptight northerners

[LDS Jock]

24. uh oh.. I remember him telling me over and over

what terrible German the Bavarians speak. Almost as bad as the Austrians.

[sui generis]

27. yes, the northern germans are so "superior"

to us southern bumpkins. I guess it's the same everywhere.

I guess there must be a reason why the Octoberfest is in Munich and not snooty Berlin. Maybe we're a bit friendlier? They also think the bavarian and austrian lederhosen thing is so provincial . . . but some of those southern boys are glorious no matter what they wear.

Personally I think anyone who chooses to wear black all the time, and only until something darker comes along, is pretty boring. They also have prissy accents when they speak, kind of like a scot putting on a fake high brit accent. Then they go home and sling tongue at each other in their real northern dialects anyway, so don't listen to your ex.

Even the castles in southern Germany and Austria are whitewashed and clean and inviting. When you go north, they have all those dreary gray heaps of stone.

What more can I say? Glad you got away!

[LDS Jock]

29. I'll have to share your post with him

I don't know how Germans define what is north and south but looking at a map, Frankfurt (which is where he is from) doesn't look that north, or really too far away from the much dreaded south. He had such strong feelings about it it was fun to use against him. I'll I had to say was "You sound just like Ahnold" and he would lose it.

Ahh.. lederhosen. There was a German restaurant in Ft. Worth at one time where the male waiters wore them. Damn they looked hot. It took me forever to calm down enough I could walk out of the restaurant when finished.

[sui generis]

37. Frankfurt is the equivalent of . . . Kansas City

sort of like our midwest, and as you know some folks up there just think anywhere not in the midwest is pretty unwholesome.

Okay, I've insulted midwesterners, Frankfurters, Berliners, Kansas City-ites(?), and any German who is not Bavarian. Who's next?

The south is beautiful, you should go some time:

[LDS Jock]

9. no.. and I haven't seen my cream colored pony either

you guys better give it back!

[MissBrooks]

13. I thought schnitzel was noodles!?

Isn't schnitzel .... no...that's spaetzel!

Sorry!

[XNASA]

16. Sounds like someone has a few brown paper packages tied up with string...

...sitting around the house.

[kick-ass-bob]

5. Dude, I'm right here!

:P

[LDS Jock]

11. awww.. you're right.. you *are* my favorite thing

:loveya:

[redqueen]

6. Oh like you coulnd't just find something, wrap it up in bright paper

and tie a string around it.

[LDS Jock]

15. its just not the same

these were my very favorite things :cry:

[DinahMoeHum]

10. Oh brother! don't get me started! I remember doing a parody

of this song ages ago. Ver-r-r-r-y raunchy lyrics.

:evilgrin:

[LDS Jock]

12. ok now, share

don't start it if you won't finish :P

[DinahMoeHum]

18. I only remember the last few verses, but it's a beaut. . .

"...when the prick grows, when the juice flows,
when he's feelin' grand,
Just fart in his face and put him in his place,
And then he can use...his hand!"

:evilgrin::evilgrin::evilgrin:

I recall seeing this parody in a book by sports writer Mariah Burton Nelson titled "The Stronger Women Get The More Men Love Football"

:smoke:

[LDS Jock]

21. ohhh.. you are raunchy

:spank:

[peacebird]

26. don't be such a tease!!

give us the rest of the song!

:smoke:

[DinahMoeHum]

33. problem is, right now I can't remember the rest. . .

and I don't have the book in front of me (mentioned in post #18, reply to #12)

:evilfrown:

[zbdent]

19. If you start into "Climb Every Mountain"

I'll smack you.

That's what you get for slowing the movie down to a crawl. That's a prime BM break.

[booksenkatz]

20. Here in Michigan: give me a few months and I'll give you a

silver-white winter that melts into spring... we call it MUD SEASON, though (not very lyrical, is it?)

[bleedingheart]

22. "chickens on springs..."

my favorite muppet parody of that song...with Gonzo..

[Squeech]

25. Chocolate

I mean, what use is a bright copper kettle anyway? (Unless you're a moonshiner.)

[motely36]

30. Oh Please, I think we all know your favorite things!

:evilgrin:

[LDS Jock]

34. lol.. I can't say those favorite things

I think its against DU rules

[Lady Sonelle]

31. And Nail Studded Mittens!

Smacking a bottom
With a paddle that stings...
These are a few of My favourite things!

Lady Sonelle

[LDS Jock]

35. who the hell ARE you???

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=2365080&mesg_id=2365629&page=

[qwertyMike]

32. "I like Apples"

John Lennon


Simple man, simple dream

[LDS Jock]

36. I thought you were refering to Good Will Hunting

I got her phone number.. how do you like them apples?