At DEFCON 5 do we

[MichaelHarris]

all meet in the fallout shelter? And what will Redqueen be wearing in the fallout shelter?

[terrya]

1. .

[Gothic Sponge]

2. Hopefully, nothing!

It's a nude shelter.

[LDS Jock]

5. not even a tiara?

a queen always needs a tiara

[MichaelHarris]

17. quit

poking me with your thumb

[LDS Jock]

3. what is going on?

[Renew Deal]

12. We're all gonna die!!!

Sooner or later

[MichaelHarris]

18. Y3K

came early I think

[JimmyJazz]

4. My question is: If rapture occurs during this time - will all of

us still be here or will the trolls all go away (finally)?

[loudestchick]

6. I thought you were ditching us for your buddy list? I'm glad you stayed.

[Coventina]

7. No. WE'LL be taken to heaven

and the trolls will be left behind, much to their surprise.

[MichaelHarris]

19. that explains

my wifes clothes layed out next to me like she was in them.

[StopTheMorans]

8. yeah, i'll bring the plastic sheeting and duct tape

[MichaelHarris]

16. she looks good

in plastic sheeting and duct tape, I've seen the pictures

[da_chimperor]

9. Why the hell are we on defcon 4 anyhow?

[kick-ass-bob]

11. The chicken has left the building.

I repeat, the chicken has left the building.

[TXlib]

14. Because of the FOxNews and NYT media attention

as a result of the slobbering idiots on the site.

[da_chimperor]

15. No shit? I guess it took some time for the load to build.

I was thinking about either that or the boxer announcement.

[MichaelHarris]

24. Hey Fox

ask Oreilly to sell me his Y2K generator, he don't need because Jesus didn't come when Falwell told him he would come. I'll understand if he needs it to warm up falafel.

[MichaelHarris]

20. Skinner spotted

a cruise missle, either that or Elad farted.

[redqueen]

10. A beekeeping outfit.

Sexy, huh?

[TXlib]

13. That's kinda kinky...

Wanna see my stinger? :evilgrin:

[MichaelHarris]

21. mmmmmm

mesh and canvas

[arwalden]

22. DUCK-N-COVER, Baby...

Duck and cover!

[Dedalus]

23. Fallout shelters in general...

...bring back bad memories. When I was in 10th grade and at wrestling camp, there was a tornado in the middle of the night and they woke us all up and hurried us into the basement. The good news was, the girls from the swimming camp had also been rushed down there, and the whole process was so fast that many of them were still in their nighties and underwear and stuff. The bad news? In my grogginess I forgot my glasses, so I couldn't see them.

[MichaelHarris]

25. feel muh brutha

feel around alot.

[kodi]

26. cover yourself in a white sheet and crawl slowly to the cemetery

slowly, as not to arouse suspicion

[HughBeaumont]

27. All I know is that Matthew Broderick and Ally Sheedy better be there.

Or I will feel ripped off.