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RagingInMiami Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-06-05 02:18 PM
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Fuck. I can't get a C-Section
Turns out, they don't give them to men.
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Gothic Sponge Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-06-05 02:19 PM
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1. C is for Cookie..that's good enough for me!
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Left Is Write Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-06-05 02:28 PM
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4. Well, now I know what to post to the "post your current earworm" thread.
:D
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flygal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-06-05 02:36 PM
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5. "cookie cookie cookie is for me"
:crazy:

we hear that 100 times a day in our house
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Wabbajack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-06-05 02:19 PM
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2. Have your head split open
with an axe like Zeus.
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WannaJumpMyScooter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-06-05 02:21 PM
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3. Come to Brooklyn... we will hook you up, no prob!
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liberalhistorian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-06-05 02:42 PM
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6. LOL!
Believe you me, honey, you do NOT want one, take it from someone who had her only child that way! Painful as all hell and you can't do squat for weeks.
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Richardo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-06-05 02:43 PM
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7. I can't believe my mother had four within a six year span...
...that's courage.
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mr_hat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-06-05 02:56 PM
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9. In our house, we don't say "do squat." We say "make poo."
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mr_hat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-06-05 02:50 PM
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8. Why is the baby on the outside?
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Spacemom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-06-05 03:16 PM
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10. You wouldn't want one
You recover much faster from a vaginal delivery.

Am I allowed to say delivery? :P
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