You know your getting old when...

[Lone_Star_Dem]

You honestly forget how old you are.

I was just having a conversation on the phone and I mentioned how I was 37. When I got off the phone my daughter said, "Mom, you do know you're only 36, right?"

Geeze, the memory is the first thing to to.

[Bok_Tukalo]

1. You see a mother and daughter together

and realize you are attracted to the mother.

[GOPisEvil]

3. Heh...exactly.

I consider myself 37, too, even though my birthday isn't until June.

[Lone_Star_Dem]

4. I guess we're just making the transition easier.

However, I plan on stopping at 39 for at least five years. Or until someone finds me out. :P

[GOPisEvil]

16. Believe me - I won't rat you out!

It's our secret. :D

[WCGreen]

10. And you want to hump the daughter and make slow passionate

love to the mother.....

This is a great age, when the mother and the daughter look so delicious...

I know that's a male CP comment but hey, once in a while you have to let the wild side out......

[Left Is Write]

11. I wonder if that ever happens with my daughter and me.

She's 17 and I'm 38. Do you suppose sometimes I'm the one getting checked out instead of her? :)

[Bok_Tukalo]

15. I'm 39 and I would say yes

The first time it happened to me, freaked me out.

[Lone_Star_Dem]

24. Hell yes they are!

I was watching a father and son walk off after a football game this fall. It was the father's butt I was checking out, it was one mighty fine butt, too!

[PartyPooper]

2. The bones are the next to go after that!

Believe me I know!

:D

[AccessGranted]

8. Don't Even Mention Bones

I'm only 43 and I've already had a total hip replacement. ROFL!

[DrZeeLit]

5. Oooh, this is a little story, but...

... I was teaching jr high. And one evening we had a dance. We had to stand by the door and "check in" students (hey! security was tight in the 80's... ha ha).

Well, I was checking in this girl whose name sounded familiar. I had dated a guy with that name. So I said is "so and so" your brother or uncle?

No.

Her dad.


Oh my gawd. He was old enough to have a daughter in 7th grade.

YIIIIKES... that meant I was old enough to....

Oh yeah. I was.
DUH.
What was I thinking... brother? Talk about DENIAL.

[Sal Minella]

6. It's not "getting old," it's a temporary something-else.....

I did exactly the same thing at exactly your age, believe it or not, except my mother was in the room and she said, "No, honey, you're 36 -- I remember, I was there."

This has never happened to me again in the two decades since, so cheer up!!! It must be that being a Sexy Thirty-Something Woman causes individual braincells to misfire occasionally, or something....:hug:

[Lone_Star_Dem]

25. I like your theory much better!

My brain is just having a though time handling all my sexiness. :P

[Left Is Write]

7. Does it help if I am older than you and acutely aware of it?

:D

My daughter was having an argument with her father on my birthday last year (he and I are not together; she was in MN with him on my birthday, and I was here with my husband and my other two children).

She mentioned it was my birthday. He said, "Oh, she's 39." She said, "No, Dad, she's 38." He insisted that I was 39, and that I am ten years younger than he is. She insisted that I was born in 1966 and was therefore turning 38.

She was right, of course. That same visit, he wrote me a check to cover her travel expenses. He spelled my name with a K. I spell it with a C.

[Lone_Star_Dem]

26. LOL!

I wonder why you ever divorced that one? :eyes:

[Canadian Socialist]

9. Well, I'M only 19

with 30 years experience.

[NightTrain]

12. ...you start misspelling simple words like "you're."

;)

[Lone_Star_Dem]

27. That's one of my words.

Misusing then and than is another. If you read me here you'll notice I do it all the time. I know better, yet it happens. :P

[WCGreen]

13. When I was in the Hospital this past summer

I was pumped full of adivin and morphine, weird dreams I had must say...

Anyway, for a whole day I was trying desperately to call Mrs. WC Green on the remote control....

All I ended up doing was pissing off the nurses and aides cause they had to keep checking on me....

Anyway, if you got this far, Mrs. WC Green found a card that says, you guessed it, you know your getting old when you try to make a phone call with the remore.....

[Osamasux]

14. My wife kept aging me like that.

Rounding up my age by a year, then two, then three. It got to the point where I honestly lost track and had to stop and figure out how old I really was. I finally got her to stop by explaining that I was aging fast enough on my own, I didn't need any help!

[damntexdem]

17. You get tired of 'senior moment' jokes.

Young folks forget things, too.

[Billy Ruffian]

18. 36?

Geez, you're jailbait!

[mtnsnake]

19. You know you're old when you turn 94 freakin years old like me

but I was sick for 40 years, so I'm only 54 :smoke:

[Mojambo]

20. Geez, I'm 31 and I do that

I gotta cut back on the weed.

[Archae]

21. When...

What doesn't hurt, doesn't work.

From this 45 year old...

[Redneck Socialist]

22. When people post in some incomprehensible IM speak

and you have no idea what they are trying to say.

WOOt Teh roxxorz something or other. What the fuck happened to learning how to type? x( x( :mad:

[baldguy]

23. You take off your glasses

then get distracted by some small, inconsequential thing - like turning around - then you forget where you put them.

"Let's see, I was walking to the kitchen - then I took them off - then when I did the other thing I didn't have them. So they must be right... no, they're not there either...."

[Bozita]

28. Wait a while ... Then you won't remember ever wearing glasses

Coming soon to someone very close to you.