Dumbest thing you've done to impress a crush?

[HEyHEY]

Come on...spill it.

[JohnKleeb]

1. hmmmmm

You know, I don't really go out of my way to impress, I like to think I am subtle honest.

[Radical Activist]

2. Take a job on a Presidential campaign

j/k

[da_chimperor]

3. I saved her life by killing a charging rabid wombat with my bare hands n/t

[JohnKleeb]

4. impressive

I just tell stupid jokes or do stupid things.

[da_chimperor]

5. Meh, they aren't that tough. Telling a good stupid joke can be harder

[JohnKleeb]

7. I didnt tell this to a crush

but I was talking with a group of people, and I told them that the best way to remember President Warren Harding is to call him Warren Hardon because of his many affairs.

[da_chimperor]

9. BWAHAHA, warren hardon. That's a good one

[Ekirh]

6. Let her dress me as Britney Spears for Halloween Contest...

Didn't even place :( :( :(

Didn't get the girl either...

[enigmatic]

8. Sing and play "Wish You Were Here" on my guitar in 8th Grade...

to a girl underneath her window; her younger sister told me later her sister laughed the entire time I was there. Ugh...

[Red State Rebel]

10. Jr. High age - oy vey

I memorized the batting averages of the Cardinals to impress a crush who was a huge sports nut, not realizing that they would all change after the game that night. As I recall, I don't even think I had a chance that day to astound him with my baseball knowledge.

Ohhh the heartbreak!