What's the strangest thing you consistently say to other people?

[qnr]

What off-the-wall comment do you often use in real life, not necessarily about yourself.

Mine would probably be, (generally, when people are discussing the oddities of the human race): "I'm just hanging around, waiting for the first interstellar colonization effort."

[punpirate]

1. When someone says...

... "oh, I didn't see you there," I invariably say, "that's because I was practicing being invisible." :P

[qnr]

4. heheh I've said something similar :)

[Richardo]

48. When I drop something I say:

"That concludes our gravity demonstration for today."

[qnr]

73. lol - "I meant to do that" is mine

[Floogeldy]

2. "I'm just killing time until kickoff"

Or like:

Q: What are you going to do after graduation?
A: Order a pizza and rent a movie.

[qnr]

6. that's my kind of attitude

[HEyHEY]

3. Whenever someone says somethign like "You have a small pecker"

I always answer "DOes you mother tell you everything?"

[qnr]

5. lol

[yardwork]

39. Do people actually say that to you?

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

7. the strangest thing I have ever said, or ever will say... well, two things

President Bush

and

Governor Schwartzengger

[qnr]

8. man, that just /hurts/ to have to listen to

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

15. That is what kept me from doing 30. I wanted Clinton's signature

on my retirement.

[MnFats]

9. "You have brought shame upon your ancestors."

whenever someone has screwed something up.

[qnr]

10. hahahah! love it

[Lautremont]

11. "Go, thou, and sin no more."

[qnr]

12. whew!

[Lautremont]

18. Well, I'm kidding when I say it.

I don't know from sinning.

[qnr]

20. yeah, I wanted to add an "or less" to that, but didn't want to offend you

[Lautremont]

24. Little chance of that!

Anyway: go, thou, and sin no more.

[qnr]

27. or less

[The empressof all]

13. Ooops, where's your handbasket

as in going to hell in

[qnr]

14. heheh Where am I, and why am I in this handbasket?

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

16. To answer your post honestly...

Wow. I see the fuck-up fairy has been here again!

[qnr]

21. hehehe ... that sounds so boatswainish!

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

23. Why, how could that possibly be, my dear fellow?

As you are no dobut aware, I have lots of 'em.

[qnr]

26. no doubt!

[BrotherBuzz]

17. "Times have been better"

Four words that few people can disagree with. Most often it leads into very pleasant and positive discussions that can travel in any number of directions, from history, to science, to political talk. You never know till you get there.

[qnr]

22. that's true. As is the inverse

[The Magistrate]

19. The Time Of Day, Sir Often Gets Mis-Placed

It is quite common for me to wish someone good morning well after dark....

[qnr]

25. At the tone, the time will be 97:84:204, Coordinated Galactic Time

Blooorrp!

[The Magistrate]

41. Oh, That Helps A Lot, Sir

By now, anyway, it would seem 'Good morning" is appropriate, at least in my time zone....

"A man might as well go out his door with his hat on his feet and his shoes on his head!"

[barackmyworld]

28. Hi pot, this is kettle, you're black

my bf was so confused...he had never heard the "pot calling the kettle black" expression!

[qnr]

30. Wow. I was just watching Anchorman, Ron never heard the phrase

"When in Rome, do as the Romans do" So I guess it does happen.

[bobbobbins]

51. dump him

[HEyHEY]

29. I just remembered a few

"I'm not saying, I'm just saying is all."

"I'm not gay, I'm just partying!"

"It's Ted Menzies!" DOn't ask

[qnr]

31. that 3rd one sounds vaguely risque.

[CanuckAmok]

32. "As they say in China, 'that's the way the egg rolls'."

Don't know where I picked it up...but I say it nearly habitually.

[qnr]

33. Took me a good five seconds to catch on to the "egg rolls" bit

blasted incipient senility!

[henslee]

34. Hop off big guy.... you're done.

[qnr]

36. interesting that these (see below)

[Fiona]

35. I like to begin stories with

"Back when I was a whore in Montana..."

[qnr]

37. (see above) two posts came in one after the other

[Blue-Jay]

42. Where is Monana?

whore.

[Fiona]

44. I have no idea what you could be talking about

I typed "Montana". Then I accidentally clicked "edit".

[Blue-Jay]

45. haha.

[Blue-Jay]

38. "Well, fuck me in a dog suit".

I've been saying that lately. I heard it from a friend years ago and it just came out of my mouth the other day. Her other favorite was "Jesus Christ on toast points!" Yeah, she's a little weird.

[bobbobbins]

52. you're one of those furries aren't you?

[Blue-Jay]

88. No, but I know someone on DU who is.

At least I suspect it. :D

[NoodleBoy]

40. "silence of the spam..."

along with "the spam is watching you..." and "hey, there's a spider on your back."

when a friend of mine is talking about/to a certain person on the phone, I repeatedly say 'ass mohawk," repeating sentences and replacing words and such. ie, 'so when are you going to the ass mohawk?' 'how's the ass mohawk at that place?'

random goat noises are fun too.

[qnr]

74. Great, now I have an image of a goat with an ass mohawk eating spam n/t

[Radical Activist]

43. I hate it when that happens!

It's not an odd thing to say but I say it at odd times.

Like, "Pakistan just launched a nuclear bomb against India!"
me: I hate it when that happens!

[Done]

50. I do that too.

I'll be watching a movie where the world blows up.
I'll say "I hate it when that happens" B-)

[mcscajun]

46. "Time is an illusion; lunchtime, doubly so."

If they've never read The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, they look at me very strangely. If they have, we have a nice chat. :)

[qnr]

53. Ah yes, I remember it well :)

[KitchenWitch]

47. "pay no attention to the man behind the curtain"

What can I say, I am a Wizard of Oz freak.

[qnr]

54. I've been thinking of that line a lot since 2000, actually n/t

[StopTheMorans]

49. i qualify statements with errant gender-specific phrases

as in, "your breasts look pretty good, for a girl" :silly:

[qnr]

56. that would get a person thinking

[SKKY]

55. When something pisses me off, I like to blurt out...

.."For Fuck's sake!" I don't know exactly what it means, but I do feel much better afterwords. Nothing like a good "F Bomb" to take the edge off.

[qnr]

58. Aye matey!

[Magrittes Pipe]

57. "I love you."

:scared:

[qnr]

59. wow... I'm getting these mental images of some of the recipients n/t

[Magrittes Pipe]

75. They're pretty horrific.

Except my mom. She's hot. Of course, if she weren't hot, she wouldn't make so much money down on the corner.

[dolo amber]

60. Whenever someone asks if they can join me

I always say "Why, am I falling apart?" :D

I should really get a little monkey with a drum set to follow me and do rimshots... :think:

[qnr]

63. heheheh what a crack-up you are

[Magrittes Pipe]

72. I thought you already had one of those.

:o

[Murphys_Unlawful]

61. That doesn't belong in that hole, it really doesn't.

[qnr]

64. why am I getting a mental "kaboom" image? It doesn't seem appropriate

[Murphys_Unlawful]

69. Your hobby is confusing people, well you did it again! Thanks.

I think.

[qnr]

71. heheh

[nytemare]

62. "I'm Just PEACHY!"

Whenever I am asked how I am, no matter how I am, this is my answer. The real definition of "peachy" escapes me, but I am always just peachy. Even if I am not peachy, if I tell them I am just peachy, maybe they will leave me the heck alone.

[qnr]

65. I always tell them I'm "horrible" just to break the "I'm fine" monotony

peachy-keen!

[Richardo]

66. When they sarcastically ask: "Having fun yet?" I say: "Non-stop."

That always gets a chuckle.

[qnr]

67. Mine is: "Loads & loads - enjoying myself immensely!" n/t

[thoughtanarchist]

90. "When they sarcastically ask: "Having fun yet?" I say:

WWWWHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEE!

[DelawareValleyDem]

68. "There's your answer, fishbulb"

Only one person ever recognized it.

[qnr]

70. They didn't have Google on hand Bart n/t

[obreaslan]

77. I'm disrespectful to dirt! Can you see I am serious!

[giant_robot]

89. Woo-hoo! Mr. Sparkle is my new desktop!

Thanks, obreaslan!

[Patiod]

93. Not woo-hoo -- Wa -chew!

[Patiod]

83. We actually say that occasionally around our house!

No kidding! It's our #1 favorite episode

"I see you are interested in distributing Mr. Sparkle in your home prefecture...."

[Touchdown]

76. "Stewardess; I must have this recipe!"

Guaranteed they never heard that before.

[qnr]

79. heheheh My compliments to the chef n/t

[obreaslan]

78. "I don't know half of you half as well as I should like....

and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve!"

[qnr]

80. ok Bilbo :)

[tk2kewl]

81. I am going to fuckin' kill you...

and not necessarily in that order

[qnr]

82. Wow. That's quite the attention getter. heheheh n/t

[Patiod]

84. Instead of "thanks" : "you're a goddess!" or "you're the King!"

I picked the latter up from a semi-Asperger's boss who had a short list of odd saying he could go to when he was forced to interact with humans. "You're the King!" applied for anything from getting him a cup of coffee to working the whole weekend.

Another one (I didn't pick up) -- if one of us asked "what are we going to do about it?" he'd say "We? We? You got a mouse in your pocket?"

[qnr]

86. well, there's a pattern, that mouse bit reminds me of the royal "we"

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

91. I often use "You, (sir/madam), are a Great American.

for the same thing.

[qnr]

92. Though one would wonder what, precisely, "A Great American" would

be interpreted as, these days.

[Xipe Totec]

85. Tastes like peach but without the orange

When asked what a mango tastes like.

[qnr]

87. ummmm ok heheh n/t

[Rob H.]

94. "You're cuttin' into my drinkin' time"

Used when someone is delaying me or taking forever to ask/explain something. Said in a good-natured way, of course. :)

[qnr]

97. (scribble)(scribble)(jot)(jot)

[Hand]

95. "Why did you do that?"

I say this (deadpan, if I can manage it) when someone, say, spills an entire sack of flour on the floor or some similar massive mishap. It generally results in exasperation; occasionally, violence. Fun!

:silly:

[qnr]

96. heheh that would be a hoot

[jpgray]

98. "Christ in a blanket!" somehow seems so right to me (nt)

[qnr]

100. Great, now I'm thinking of stuffed cabbage. n/t

[Misunderestimator]

99. "Whatever, man" and I try to say it like Charlize Theron in "Monster"

:evilgrin:

Great flick, by the way...

[qnr]

101. always a good line, and yes, great movie. n/t