The Gaped Crusader of all CAPTIONS!!!

[skip fox]

W is "thinking": "Wow! This guy is great! He just nailed a cockroach 20 feet away with a stream of saliva. PLUS his thumb is double-jointed and he can make it look like a hoola-dancer. Drew a skirt on it and everything. Cracked me UP! Wow. Wish I was talented like he is. I'd have had such a great time in school . . . Wow."

[eileen_d]

1. "Someday, son, someday..."

"... all of this will STILL BE MINE!"

[Droopy]

2. Dubya is thinking:

"I may not be the sharpest knife in the drawer, but at least I still have all my teeth. It kind of makes me feel better about myself standing here next to this guy. Inferiority complex schminferiority complex."

[nannygoat]

3. W is thinking...

"That musta been some kind of pretzel..."

[skypilot]

4. Bush's 2004 running mate...

...should Cheney finally keel over.

[7th_Sephiroth]

5. bush's advisors

have told him to allways stand next to someone totally stupid looking so he looks smart by comparison, so far, avent found anyone stupid enough looking yet.

[myomy]

6. Tell um son how it really was over there in Eyerack.

.

[cosmicdot]

7. W: com'on, say it again for me ... suffering succotash ... cracks me up ..

[Deja Q]

8. "I love this guy, he's even more of a Segway rider than I am!"

OR

"This guy is just like me, he'll pick fights and never give up no matter how ridiculous it becomes!"

(look at the toothless wonder, he was either in a bad fight where he should have had the sense to walk away or he was as nimble on a Segway as our idiot* there...)

[maxanne]

9. "he sure is cute,

but will I get herpes if I suck on his lower lip?"

[Braden]

10. Karl you wont believe it.....

that kid has too much pride to let people believe he is bruised and lost teeth over a pretzel.