Who here has ever been crapped on by a bird?

[nytemare]

I suppose one day it will happen to me, not just my newly washed car.

[Coventina]

1. My friend sitting next to me on the beach got it.

We were all kicking back on a San Diego beach when he got nuked by an overhead passing Seagull.

Everyone but him got a good laugh out of it.

[nytemare]

2. Ick! n/t

[Murphys_Unlawful]

3. They hate me. I swear they just wait for me to come outside!

[nytemare]

4. That sucks!

You must have hunted them in a previous life. :)

[bobbobbins]

5. I got crapped on by a country once

[nytemare]

9. That must have been stinky! n/t

[MemphisTiger]

6. Right here playing golf. Right on my hat.

[yvr girl]

7. I have and I can't recommend it

It was a lovely summer day. I was having a hot dog for lunch - sitting on a bench outside. I felt this splat on my head. Of course I had to check out the situation with my hand. Yuck. Lunch ruined. I basically had to wash my hair at work.

[XNASA]

8. I have. The most embarrassing thing about it was......

It was an ostrich.

[eyesroll]

10. I have pet birds.

No biggie.

[CornField]

11. One got my 4-year-old daughter when we were at the zoo

She still talks about it with great disdain. LOL!

[AlCzervik]

12. Me, a duck hit right on the top of the head when i was 7

[Zuni]

13. Yes. Twice

Once on a ferry boat, once in my backyard.

[dolo amber]

14. I was...just over a week ago

Serves me right for not noticing the pigeon-laden power lines I was standing directly under. x(

[Magrittes Pipe]

18. Those were starlings.

There goes your career as an ornithologist. :eyes:

[dolo amber]

22. Meh...they're all pink on the inside

:7

[Magrittes Pipe]

24. Pigeons taste better.

:9

[neweurope]

15. More than once. And it's really funny with our horses when the cherries

are ripe. They can't get at the cherries themselves - so they wait for the starlings to discover them. The starlings come in great numbers and the horses gratefully eat all the cherries the starlings knock down. Afterwards they are hardly recognizable with their white backs.

[seemunkee]

16. Seagulls, god damn seagulls

Three times.

[auntAgonist]

17. my first husband and I were in Trafalgar Square...

A pidgeon crapped on his head. It wasn't long after that he started to go bald .... hmmmm.

[shawmut]

19. Yes...

Walking in Boston a bird crapped on me ... And the worst part is I did not realize it right away. The crap was HUGE and showed up real well on my dark colored hoodie.


It could have been on me for over an hour for all I know ... :o

[miss_kitty]

20. my car was parked

and I was not in it. I had left the sun roof open for like the first time, and a fucking SEAGULL crapped in it.
There must've been high fives and drinks all around in the seagulls' bar that night. :(

[Magrittes Pipe]

21. I get crapped on by birds on a regular basis.

And in return, they get food, head scratches, cuddles, and kisses.

I'm getting SCREWED on this deal! :grr:

[Tyrone Slothrop]

23. Several times n/t

[RPM]

25. my wife and sister-in-law within 3 innings of one another.

At Yankee stadium, the birds flock in around 4 PM (when the usual 1 PM games end). On this date, the game was at 4 PM and the birds arrived during the pregame and shat on my (at the time) future sister-in-law during BP. They shat on my wife, who was sittting to her sister's right, during the 2nd inning. They never got me.

[MisterP]

26. I've waded through puddles of pelican poo while I volunteer

[jswordy]

27. Do you mean...

SEN. BYRD?

Some folks here thought that happened yesterday!

ROFL

[youngred]

28. twice

the second time I looked up and said I sure hope that b....dammit.

[mogster]

29. Once, a dove dropped on my head

...when I was on my way out from a restaurant to go partying.
I had to go home and wash instead, the dove had eaten something disagreeable :D