First Graders Caught Trying To Have Sex At School

[matcom]

yes. FIRST GRADERS!

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IPS police and Marion County child protection workers are investigating an incident involving two first-graders who officials said were caught trying to have sex Wednesday at an Eastside school.

District officials worried that the incident may have signaled that at least one of the 6-year-olds had been abused before. A child psychologist acknowledged that possibility but said the behavior simply could have been an attempt to copy something seen on a video or cable TV.

"One of them may be a victim," said Indianapolis Public Schools Superintendent Duncan Pat Pritchett. "We're waiting for the conclusion of the two investigations. At that age, that's learned behavior."

The names of the two children have not been made public. But the girl and boy, who were released to their parents, received five-day suspensions and could be booted from classes at School 69 for the rest of the year.

"It's extremely troubling because of their young ages. I have never in my life experienced anything like this," said School 69 Principal Gary W. Davis, a 22-year educator.

The incident unfolded after the boy and girl left the school cafeteria about 9 a.m. after breakfast, according to IPS officials. The two left with another group of students and were under the supervision of a teacher, headed to their first-floor classroom. The boy and girl somehow slipped off unnoticed and ducked underneath a stairwell.

There, they were interrupted when older students walking up the stairs heard noises and investigated.

The two had removed some clothing but weren't engaged in sexual intercourse, district officials said. School police and Marion County Child Protection Services were immediately contacted. The school sent letters home to parents explaining what had happened and the action taken by the school.

http://www.indystar.com/articles/9/207547-4979-009.html

[flvegan]

1. School 69! Bwahahaha! No, not funny.

[Renew Deal]

15. That's just too funny

The School 69 part. :silly:

[ohiosmith]

2. School 69?

[GRLMGC]

3. Good Lord

that's just disturbing.

[Worst Username Ever]

4. um, school 69?

That is jsut a weird coincidence. Gross.

[Placebo]

5. 69

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[redqueen]

6. Sad.

Very sad.

[JohnKleeb]

Damn

[Done]

7. School 69, What are they teaching those kids!

I guess they got in trouble for doing it the old fashioned way :mad:

[mcscajun]

8. "The two had removed some clothing..."

In my day, they called that "playing doctor" not "trying to have sex".

Sheesh.

[jmm]

9. I could see suspending them if they were 16 but 6?

They might need some professional help but a five day suspension and possible expulsion won't do them any good.

[gollygee]

11. That was my thought too

after the obvious "school 69" joke . . .

You don't punish victims, and it's likely one of these kids is a victim. What message does suspension send these already confused kids?

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

14. Punishists. They run everything now. Sickos. (nt)

[Zuni]

10. What is wrong with this?

Just kidding..

[underpants]

12. My wife's co-worker's 5th grader was taught oral sex how to this week

COndoms and all.

[sniffa]

kids in my kindergarten topped that

so i never bat an eye Lash

[sniffa]

13. did you know

that if you hit the post button twice by mistake, it doubLe posts.

[BringEmOn]

16. Johnny Fuckherfaster!

Sorry...very old grade school joke.