In honour of SarahBelle. I can't stand men with

[yvr girl]

pointy ears. They should be locked in a basement somewhere. I much prefer men with a nicely curved ear. So there!

[SarahB]

1. Oddly enough...

I'm not so attracted to men with attached earlobes myself. :P

[HEyHEY]

2. How about large genitles? Either of you like guys with big Schlongs?

;-)

I'm sorry I just HAD to post that and risk much flaming....

[SarahB]

3. HEyHEY....

What kind of undies ya wearin'? :P

[HEyHEY]

4. Doh...I'm going to the garden to eat worms now

:-(

[SarahB]

6. Awwww....

:hug:

You know I'd always be happy to see your undies. :D

[HEyHEY]

7. How about my stamp collection...wanna see that?

[SarahB]

16. Here's the real confession...

I probably would.

Would I even be on DU if I were not really a nerd girl at heart? ;)

[yvr girl]

5. I saw this documentary once

This one guy hung down to his knees. I don't even want to think about...the growth factor. Pretty scary, if you ask me.

[bigwillq]

9. Don't be scared!

There's very scary things out there!:hi:

[yvr girl]

12. As scary as that?

All I'm saying is that light sabres are scary.

[bigwillq]

13. But the fun is in trying to play with those light sabres!

:evilgrin:

[frylock]

22. documentary?!

uhhhhhhhh.. we call those pornos down here in the lower 48.

[yvr girl]

26. It was - really

It had psychologists and everything.

[OffWithTheirHeads]

34. Large Gentiles?

Like whom, for instance? I think that Swartzanigger guy is a gentile.

[RagingInMiami]

8. That's not what you said last night

[yvr girl]

10. Shhh...

A gentleman never tells.

[yvr girl]

14. That is just two scoops of wrong

Couldn't you have cropped it a little more?

[RagingInMiami]

18. I guess I could have taken some off the ears

But that would have defeated the purpose

[yvr girl]

20. So not getting the point

Mr. Spock should be like a Ken doll - not accurate, if you know what I mean.

[RagingInMiami]

21. I got the point

I just wasn't biting

[yvr girl]

35. You are such tease

I bet you dipped girls pigtails in inkwells didn't you. Wrong era - never mind.

[SarahB]

17. Damn!

I'm craving a Vulcan mind meld! :P

[RagingInMiami]

19. Do you think he's as pointy down there

As he is up there?

[SarahB]

39. nice turtleneck

:7

[JimmyJazz]

11. Gotta disagree there babe:

Look at these and reconsider:

[yvr girl]

15. Kind of cute, I'll agree, but I don't think the ears enhance anything

plus he has skinny arms.

[JimmyJazz]

23. Not so much in person - more wirey than skinny.

[yvr girl]

25. Not really into wiry

I guess we'll never fight over a man.

[JimmyJazz]

27. I like all types of men - I don't go for one particular body type.

A really good sense of humor is my number one priority. I guess I've learned more as I've gotten older.

[yvr girl]

28. I'm not waiting for Brad Pitt or anything

I just like guys who are a little bigger.

[JimmyJazz]

29. But, I sent you Brad Pitt yesterday. You didn't get him? Damn

UPS - I knew I should have gone with Fed Ex.

[yvr girl]

31. UPS always gets things stuck in customs

I just read that Mr. Pitt is now available. He's actually not my type. (He is yummy and all) But, could you send me George Clooney instead?

[JimmyJazz]

33. How about both? Do them both and then decide which one you want!

[yvr girl]

36. Wouldn't that make me trashy?

But if I'm going to ruin my reputation...what a way to go.

I'll do extensive study and get back to you.

[JimmyJazz]

40. Erm...NOW you're worried about your reputation? Jeez.

Who'd a thunk it? :P Just kidding.

[yvr girl]

41. Hey now - be nice

I'm a tease, not a strumpet. ;-)

[JimmyJazz]

42. I WAS being nice. Trust me. You haven't seen me be mean --

not by a long stretch.

[yvr girl]

43. I am so girl next door - and Canadian to boot.

Hardly worth your best stuff.

[JimmyJazz]

44. I wouldn't direct toward you, Sweet. Never.

I'm saving my most scavery material for someone else ;)

[yvr girl]

45. Is there going to be a smackdown at recess?

I wanna watch.

[NightTrain]

24. Anti-Vulcan bigot!

:P

[rooboy]

30. Yes, it's highly illogical. n/t

[Taverner]

32. I can't stand men who

date the women I want to sleep with. :P

[yvr girl]

37. The early bird

gets the action, I suppose.

[Taverner]

38. Damn Birds! Always getting in the way!

And spreading those diseases!