"Don't be such a freaky ass republican" Overheard at Target just now.

Bouncy Ball

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Fri Jan-07-05 10:36 PM
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"Don't be such a freaky ass republican" Overheard at Target just now.

I was looking at CDs and this guy and girl were on the same aisle. They seemed to be friends or maybe siblings, I don't know. Both in their 20s. Here's the conversation.

Him: What's up with all the gay people in here tonight?

Her: What? Where? Do they have their special identification badges on?

Him: Duh! No!

Her: Oh, did they give you a secret code signal?

Him: Don't be a smartass.

Her: Oh you just have gaydar.

Him: No. I just know.

Her: Oh wait a second, is this Friday? That explains it. It's Gay Night at Target. They get 10% off.

TWO SECOND PAUSE.

Him: ARE YOU SERIOUS?

Her: Are you serious about asking me if I'm serious? Stop being such a freaky-ass republican!

She kinda slaps his arm and walks off, he follows.

Shame I didn't introduce myself to her, we'd get along like gangbusters.

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jellybelly

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Fri Jan-07-05 10:37 PM
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1. Maybe he was trying to pick up those gay people?

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Bouncy Ball

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Fri Jan-07-05 10:41 PM
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3. If you heard his tone

it would make more sense. He said it in a really sneering, hateful way.

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Cha

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Fri Jan-07-05 10:38 PM
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2. That's funny!

"Freaky-Ass republican"..describes it well!

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Justyce

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Fri Jan-07-05 10:42 PM
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4. The week after the election,

my husband & I were getting into a heating argument (non-election related), and simultaneously at our boiling point, we both yelled at each other 'you're acting like a republican!' & 'you damn republican'! worst thing we could think to call each other -- hehehe

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qnr

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Fri Jan-07-05 10:43 PM
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5. heheheh n/t

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Bouncy Ball

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Fri Jan-07-05 10:44 PM
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6. Them's fightin' words in this house!

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pretzel4gore

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Fri Jan-07-05 10:55 PM
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7. on halloween!

imagine, a 'republican' or a 'red stater'! scare the candy right outta householders! you really want to stock up, go as a 'born agin christian!'whooo! scary....

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Bouncy Ball

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Fri Jan-07-05 10:56 PM
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8. My husband wore a big baby costume

complete with giant diaper, bib, bottle, pacifier and everything. He had a cigar in his mouth and he said he was going as a republican.

His bib said "CRY BABY."

Hee hee.

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pretzel4gore

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Fri Jan-07-05 11:05 PM
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9. my kind of repuke... i mean republican!

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StClone

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Sat Jan-08-05 12:03 AM
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10. Same here

The worst insult you can toss at my house is a being called a "Republican".

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Radical Activist

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Sat Jan-08-05 12:09 AM
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11. hehe awesome

everyone should consider it an insult.

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