Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston Separate.

[mzmolly]

I's too bad, they're both good liberals. :(

http://people.aol.com/people/articles/0,19736,1015778,00.html



""We would like to announce that after seven years together we have decided to formally separate. For those who follow these sorts of things, we would like to explain that our separation is not the result of any of the speculation reported by the tabloid media. This decision is the result of much thoughtful consideration," Pitt and Aniston said..."

I'm not one to report on Hollywood tabloid stuff, but thought some might find this of interest.

[Floogeldy]

1. Wow, Jennifer is back on the market

I'm gonna make her mine!!!!!!!!

[mzmolly]

2. Heh. I wonder if Angela really did come between them?

:P

[Bouncy Ball]

6. Honestly I think it was the kid thing

he's been salivating for kids (a few, not just one or two) for about a decade now and she kept putting him off and putting him off, saying they'd start after Friends, then after this movie, then after that movie.

Plus they were apart a LOT for long periods of time (filming) and that's hard.

I think the kid thing became a dealbreaker. Maybe she doesn't know if she wants them at ALL and he couldn't live with that.

[mzmolly]

8. Wow, sounds like you have the "inside" scoop?

;)

[jellybelly]

7. who is angela?

ooooh...you mean Angelina? She did come between them. I can't blame him.:evilgrin:

[mzmolly]

9. Sorry, AngeliNa.

Woops.

[Taxloss]

10. You should see the TV ads she makes in the UK. nt

[Bouncy Ball]

3. They're also a Hollywood couple

and I have milk in my fridge that lasts longer than some of their marriages.

It's like musical chairs, too, they all marry each other at some point.

Gosh, now I won't have to see five million cover stories on the rags about WHETHER JENNIFER IS PREGNANT OR NOT YET!!! God, I got so sick of that. I mean, what a NON story. She's STILL not pregnant, Zippidy doo da!

[SKKY]

4. I told her there was no way I would ever take her back...

...even if she did dump Brad. I wish she would just accept it and be happy for Selma and I.

[Zomby Woof]

5. dupe

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x2376396

[edbermac]

11. OMFG!!!! That's IT!!! Somebody hand me a knife!!!

Life is not worth going on anymore...

:cry::cry::cry::cry:

[silverpatronus]

12. WOOHOO!

BRAD IS BACK ON THE MARKET!

[Deja Q]

14. The black market, I hope! Those secret naughty bits of Brad! Only $49.99!

:wow:



(edit: Spelling :crazy: )

[meppie-meppie not]

18. indeed!

Brad call me at 1-800-I'm yours

[Deja Q]

13. I could care less if they ate yak testicles covered in strawberry fondant.

More amusingly, a fool and his money are soon parted.

Sorry, I don't care what celebrities do. But I care enough to respond to the idea that people need to know and give a damn about what others do. Sorry Ben, sorry Jen. You'll both find lots of other people to copulate with. :hi:

[fortyfeetunder]

15. yawn

nothing to see here folks...

[Deja Q]

16. Well, Brad and Jen saw something... got rather tired of it too, I'd say.

:evilgrin:

[democracyindanger]

17. And yet

you reply and kick the thread to the top again.

[blue neen]

19. Well, I thought maybe they were one of the couples who could make it.

Oh well. Life goes on, but it's a shame.

Hey mzmolly, this is a dumb question (I had some wine tonight!), but is that Conyers as your avatar! If it is, I love it! :hi:

[mzmolly]

22. Yes it is! And, I thought I'd kick this thread just to irritate the

"irritated." ;)

We need a Conyers and Boxer and 29 more avatars to honor those who stood strong for our Democracy on 1/6/2005.

[blue neen]

23. That's an excellent idea!

Mods--could we please have some more avatar choices: Conyers, Boxer, Stephanie Tubbs-Jones, etc. Thanks!

[underpants]

20. As straight as I am I think I might sleep with either of them

but I DO have my favorite flavor.

[Borgnine]

21. I'm pretty sure this is just a publicity stunt...

...to ensure they get on every fluff magazine cover for the next three months.

[AZCat]

24. For those struggling with the loss...

Perhaps you should support our Proposal for a Bradd Pitt/Jennifer Aniston group

[democracyindanger]

25. Brad and Jen avatar now available.

You know you want it.