Does anyone find it strange that Bush has BLACK pets?

[jellybelly]

I don't...some weirdo in GD does:scared:

[JohnKleeb]

1. heh his mistress is black

:)

[jellybelly]

2. yeah, but she's a hottie...in an evil sort of way

:P

[JohnKleeb]

3. Condi? no way

[jellybelly]

4. She is...kind of...

I have a thing for women:cry:

[JohnKleeb]

5. There's nothing wrong with having a thing for women

:).

[jellybelly]

6. But some repug women are hot

:cry:

[JohnKleeb]

7. I dont know what to say

I don't find condi hot.

Look at this cute dem woman who I would convert to Judaism for :D. Not the best pic of Natalie Portman to be honest.

[jellybelly]

8. natalie....what a goddess...

I'd convert into a man for her....is that possible, "converting" to a man? whatever, she's beautiful...

[JohnKleeb]

9. converting in to a man? isnt that called transvestism

:). She is beautiful, I agree. If you ever feel like converting in to a guy, you can borrow my spare jacket :D.

[jellybelly]

10. are we the only ones here?

GD is dead...the Lounge is dead...we're all alone and we're not even thinking sexy thoughts...

[JohnKleeb]

11. heh

well to be honest, transvestism has never been an opition, Ive considered because I would make an ugly woman.

[jellybelly]

12. hee hee

what a great come on line!

[JohnKleeb]

13. I try :)

I don't have the right figure for it either being built like a high school linebacker.

[RadicalMom]

18. That would be a good thread to start..which men make the ugliest women?

[JohnKleeb]

19. be my guest

[ikojo]

20. Kleeb....you'd be a welcomed addition to the tribe

Come on over and Good shabbos to you!

[JohnKleeb]

21. If I had more curlier hair and darker eyes

I bet you I could pass for Jewish :).

[ikojo]

22. You could always get a perm....

I am sure Natalie would not mind that.

Now learn to say Oy vey and learn to like gefilte fish....

[JohnKleeb]

23. How do I go about giving up pork?

Hah, I hardly ever mess with my hair but if its for Miss. Portman, :).

[ikojo]

24. Study Judaism under a Reform rabbi and have a

Reform conversion....

Orthodox....very strict (Joseph Lieberman is an orthodox Jew)

Conservative...not as strict....you're supposed to keep Kosher but many do not. I avoid pork and shellfish and such but don't have a kosher kitchen. I also enjoy cheeseburgers...

Reform....the most liberal of all the Jewish denominations. It is not considered binding on a Reform Jew to adhere to the dietary laws...you can have your pork and Natalie Portman too!

So, dear Kleebeleh, there is a place in the Jewish community for you. C'mon Natalie Portman awaits.

[izzie]

14. I wonder who cleans up the dog droppings?

I live with a dog and 3 very large dogs in the main house. It is a problem.Have the twins got jobs yet?

[JohnKleeb]

15. I dont know but I bet it will be their first

[izzie]

17. Well I drive a Ford so what did you think I would think of?

??????

[sportndandy]

16. Too late for a Condi Rice remark

Sometimes I think Bush is Rice's pet.

Imagine Eartha Kitt as Condi Rice: Come to me Bushman my pet.

[Placebo]

25. No.

I have a black cat, and so did Clinton. (Okay, black & white)

And I love Scottish Terriers too! HA! Take that!

[miss_kitty]

26. those pets did not ask to be born black

nor did they ask to be the bushes' pets.

I bet they get better medical care than most Americans. Lucky dogs