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UdoKier

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Sat Jan-08-05 02:03 PM
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MASSIVE FLAMEBAIT HERE!

Edited on Sat Jan-08-05 02:08 PM by UdoKier

I not only don't hate Michael Bolton, I actually liked his rendition of Otis Redding's "Sittin' on the Dock of the Bay".

:P

Dig those tresses!

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HEyHEY

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Sat Jan-08-05 02:04 PM
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1. ...Get a rope..

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acmavm

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Sat Jan-08-05 02:04 PM
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3. where's the nearest tree?

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Liberal Veteran

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Sat Jan-08-05 02:05 PM
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4. To painless....I say gargle with drano.

And he'll even sound like Michael Bolton.

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Coventina

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Sat Jan-08-05 02:04 PM
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2. The mods better lock this before

I KICK YOUR ASS!!!!!
:spank:
</skittles>

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Solly Mack

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Sat Jan-08-05 02:06 PM
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5. That's just wrong

Don't go insulting Otis Redding that way.

I'm sorry but you deserve this :spank:

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Karenina

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Sat Jan-08-05 02:28 PM
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11. AAAACK!!!

:puke: :spank: :puke:

AAAACCCCKKKKK!!!!

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Solly Mack

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Sat Jan-08-05 02:33 PM
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14. You spanking me? lol

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Karenina

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Sat Jan-08-05 02:50 PM
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16. NEEEEEIIIN!

I was jes' "pilin' on!" S-I-L tours with him. AAAAACCCCKKKKK!!!!

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Solly Mack

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Sat Jan-08-05 03:02 PM
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18. Hasta be a neat job... even if I don't like his music.

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Joe Power

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Sat Jan-08-05 02:08 PM
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6. Have you tried licking toilet seats in public restrooms?

It is a similar thing. :kick:

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ET Awful

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Sat Jan-08-05 02:18 PM
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7. Similar in some ways, but the public restroom licking shows

better taste :)

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Joe Power

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Sat Jan-08-05 03:29 PM
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19. You are correct!

Less hair involved, as well.

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Midlodemocrat

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Sat Jan-08-05 02:20 PM
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8. I not only don't hate Michael Bolton, his Christmas CD is my favorite.

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Sat Jan-08-05 02:20 PM
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9. LOUD NOISES

I'd like to smack him with my guitar.

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prof_science

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Sat Jan-08-05 02:20 PM
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10. Michael Bolton?

No talent ASS CLOWN!

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Left Is Write

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Sat Jan-08-05 02:29 PM
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12. I don't hate him either. I just don't want to listen to him.

Unless the song is "Fool's Game" from 1982. ('83? one of those two years.)

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Orsino

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Sat Jan-08-05 02:30 PM
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13. "Dock of the Bay" WAS Good...

...but nothing I've heard since has impressed me. He may or may not be the Antichrist, but I've just found him to be deadly dull.

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UdoKier

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Sat Jan-08-05 09:43 PM
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20. Yeah, I agree. It's mostly dull stuff.

And his version of "When a Man Loves A Woman" has been Overplayed to death.

But the hatred for this guy is a bit out of proportion.

If you're gonna hate on somebody, why not hate on a true hack, like Avril Lavigne or Kid Rock?

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Raster

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Sat Jan-08-05 02:40 PM
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15. Udo, Udo, Udo. M.B. sounds like he hasn't had fiber in his diet for years

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Misunderestimator

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Sat Jan-08-05 02:52 PM
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17. Blech

:puke:

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