I'm sorry, but Anna Nicole Smith is as sexy as a jar of olives.

[Gothic Sponge]

I hate those damn TrimSpa commercials.

[RoeBear]

1. As sexy as

olives stuffed with silicone

[CO Liberal]

2. She Looks and Acts Like an Anorexic Zombie

I think she looked better with the extra weight.

[shanti]

20. personally

i thought so too. she seemed happier, but that could've been the drugs talking. poor thing, she's probably in a lot of pain to medicate herself so heavily.

[CO Liberal]

24. I Read That She Was Under Treatment For Depression

And it was the lithium that made her act like she was in slow motion.

[hippiechick]

3. She's an inspiration

... to stay AWAY from drugs, get an education, and keep oneself truly healthy.

Thick or thin, she's a disgusting bimbo. :puke:


:hippie:

[ET Awful]

4. Nah, the olives are sexier, I like olives :) n/t

[CitySky]

14. I was thinking the same thing.

mmm... olives...

[ET Awful]

16. I was going to say . . .

I wouldn't mind sucking a pimento out of an olive, but that was just too crude :) n/t

[kitkatrose]

27. Looks like we're on the same page.

:evilgrin:

[tjdee]

5. That's because you know what a vacuous tomato she is.

She should never have said anything after her Guess spots.

We've seen her all liquored up and out of control, for years, now all of a sudden she thinks she's vamp material again just because she's thinner?

When she says "Do you like my...body?" it's laughable.

Uh, no.

Pretty:


Now, "duhhhh...." :

[Patsy Stone]

6. She's about as pickled as one too! :) n/t

[noshenanigans]

7. Really, it's sad...

what happened to her.. or, what she let happen to her, I guess.

She used to be *amazingly gorgeous*. Really, I don't think those "Modern Marilyn" comparisons were far off.

However, she did go down in a mega-entertaining way. And if I knew anybody with a death pool, I'd take her in a heartbeat.

Did anyone see that VH1 special they did about her where her cousin came from Texas to see her? The cousin had, like, no teeth, and made a complete ass of herself. Heartwreching, but great television.

[shanti]

21. saw it

it was a very bizarre episode, one of those things that you stumble upon while channel surfing. :crazy:

[Osamasux]

8. Some people just don't have the good sense to die young.

[jrthin]

9. She oozes sleaze.

I wonder why TrimSpa wants to be associated with such a sleazy persona.

[noshenanigans]

13. Indeed..

I can't imagine a diet pill wanting to belittle their major health breakthroughs by associating themselves with such a person.

</sarcasm>

[tridim]

15. Because sex sells

And men who don't look beyond her breasts apparently find her sexy.

When I look at her I see a dumb, plastic, gold digging, liposuctioned, drug addict.

[jrthin]

25. I understand that sex sells,

but there is nothing sexy about this woman. When one sees her ( me in particular) I feel like I need to take a shower. Sex sells, sleaze doesn't ( I don't think?).

[bobbobbins]

10. i love olives

[mattclearing]

11. Yeah, they are about as entertaining as stabbing oneself in the eye. n/t

[underpants]

12. The little version or the big

BOOOOHAAAAAAAAAAW

[GreenPartyVoter]

17. I liked her better with more "meat" on her

[Tweed]

18. I just found out she is hot again yesterday

[forgethell]

19. Sexy as

a plate of Spam

[FM Arouet666]

22. You are a sick bastard

but I feel your pain. Actually, I would like to feel her pain. There is something about her, she is sleaze, she is a money digger, a nut, a drug addict, and was recently really really fat. But, I see it too. Damn Y chromosome, we need a cure for this.:evilgrin:

[SweetLeftFoot]

28. Yeah ...

she's the female equivalent of a "bit of rough"

[Norbert]

23. I disagree with you. I think olives are an aphrodisiac,

I think she is maybe as sexy as a can of stewed prunes.

[MrScorpio]

26. The woman gives me the creeps...

And I'm sex crazed.