Any lurking Senators of the Republican persuasion here?

[GOPFighter]

Get out! Just leave!

:P


(too much wine tonight...makes me testy!)

[GreenPartyVoter]

1. *snort* Yer killin me!

[Trajan]

2. Dont hold back ....

Put the SMACK DOWN on those bastards ! .....

Oh yeah ... and : put the smack down ....

[mike_c]

3. I don't want to reveal too much...

...but I am a Republican Congressman with a solid porcine constituency-- I won't name the state or district to protect my anonymity on DU-- but I will say that all you liberals are in for a big surprise. Hehehe. All I can say is that we're proposing legislation that will phase in a whole slew of liberal control measures. And don't get me started on measures to thwart the social agenda of homosexuals and other deviants and atheists. Don't worry, the tattoos will only hurt for a minute or two, and seriously, I think cooler heads will prevail and we won't go with the branding and castration option, at least not in the near term. But liberals will have to show some willingness to police themselves. We'll have programs for y'all to denounce one another, presumably with some extra privileges and rations for those who report certain classes of political criminals, especially intellectuals and "free thinkers." That's enough for now, but liberals should be VERY afraid.

[GOPFighter]

4. Groan...

...I guess I should have included Congressmen of the Republican persuasion in my original post. My bad.

Please do not take offense, Sir, if I tell you that your party's enjoyment of majority party in Congress is about to come to a sudden, and dramatic, end. We, the true party of compassion, will try our best to treat outgoing Republican members with the respect they deserve - meaning NONE! No doubt this will consist of humiliating acts of non-torture like those inflicted on prisoners in Iraq. You will be delighted to know that even though they might be extremely painful, they won't violate the "quaint" Geneva Conventions.

Nighty-night.