Which men make the ugliest women?

[RadicalMom]

It's a simple question. Living or dead.

I'll start:

Woody Allen

Martin Scorsese

Frank Sinatra

[JohnKleeb]

1. Me

[RadicalMom]

6. Braggart!

[JohnKleeb]

7. bragging? I dont think so

[RadicalMom]

8. Don't make me laugh!

[JohnKleeb]

9. I was commenting

[RadicalMom]

11. Groucho's on TCM right now,..that's one ugly potential woman.

[JohnKleeb]

15. hahah

[Guaranteed]

14. Kleeb is neither woman nor man. Simply Kleeb. nt

[JohnKleeb]

20. I am glue?

[KitchenWitch]

2. Gene Hackman

[RadicalMom]

5. I saw "The Birdcage." He looked like someone at a Bush rally,

or maybe on PTL.

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

3. Charles Bronson

[Heidi]

4. Ann Coulter.

[RadicalMom]

10. oh, is that human??

[Heidi]

12. Was that a requirement?

Whoops! }(

[RadicalMom]

16. Well, I guess not. That opens this to other "things."

[bloodyjack]

13. Rupaul

Remember that...person?

[RadicalMom]

18. I remember the name but not the person.

[bloodyjack]

25. (s)he was kind of lame

[SnowBack]

51. More like kinda COOL

RuPaul has a great sense of humor, and a great attitude... And looks pretty good I'd say...

[RadicalMom]

17. My hubby just added Don Imus and Barbara Bush.

[jdonaldball]

19. Margaret Thatcher

[roguevalley]

21. mick jagger and keith richards.

[RadicalMom]

22. Oh, STOP! My sides are starting to hurt.

[JohnKleeb]

23. Yeah hes ugly as a guy too

[RadicalMom]

24. Boris Karloff, Vincent Price.

[jdonaldball]

26. Ariel Sharon

[RadicalMom]

27. Mickey Rooney, Mobey,...hmmm, Mickey Mouse, which leads to

Michael Eisner, Jeffery Katzenberg (personal vendetta).

[jdonaldball]

30. Back in the 1940s the Disney animators, who were underpaid

and overworked and deprived of the professional credit they deserved, made a cartoon (not for the public) of Mickey Mouse buggering an animator up the ass. Walt found it and watched it and knew it was about him, and he fired them all. Walt was a fascist bastard.

[RadicalMom]

32. But he was a beloved fascist. My hubby is a screen cartoonist -

worked for Eisner and Jeffrey at Disney for years, at Dreamworks, for Katzenberg, who we dislike less, but they are all out for their top buck, no matter who gets screwed. He just wants to get back to work. Come to think of it Walt would make a pretty ugly woman, especially after all the years of freezer burn.

[jdonaldball]

35. Yes, at least Walt cared about quality

and he knew quality when he saw it. And he had some talent of his own. The animation coming out of Disney now is junk, in my opinion.
(Amateur cartoonist here, but not an animator, and never made it my career.) I wonder why so much great animation comes from Canada?

[RadicalMom]

37. Hate to tell ya, but a lot of the direct to video crap Disney is putting

out does actually come from Canada. "Cheap"er foreign labor, you know. But the Film Board has been responsible for a lot of wonderful stuff over the years. I've worked with some who came out of that environment. They, too, liked the work, but the pay and their treatment was terrible. The video stuff is mainly crappy because the ideas coming from Disney and the budgets suck. They've made Billions off the work of about 500 artists here in the past fifteen years, who have all been permanently laid off at the Burbank studio. We're all struggling.

[JohnKleeb]

28. Dick Cheney

[RadicalMom]

29. Aw shucks, but he has that "inner glow."

[RadicalMom]

31. OMG! I'm my own worst nightmare!...Richard Nixon, Lyndon Johnson,

and, no offense to the man, but, the Pope.

[Lone_Star_Dem]

33. Howard Stern

[RadicalMom]

34. Here's some good people, but scarey women..

Abraham Lincoln, Rodney Dangerfield, Karl Malden.

Lee J. Cobb played one in Our Man Flint, or the other Flint Movie, and he was ugly.

[jdonaldball]

36. Here's some beautiful women, but scary people

Barbara Bush (the young one), Liz Hurley, Maria Sharapova,
Isabelle Adjani, Betty Rubble (Flinstones), Enya...

[punpirate]

38. Umm, lessee...

... Humphrey Bogart comes to mind, and so does Ron Carey. Jack Elam would be high on the list (make a mental image of him in drag and you won't sleep all night). :P

Certainly, Joseph P. McCarthy, Leonid Breshnev, Marty Feldman, Ed Sullivan, Emo Phillips....

Not a pretty boy in the lot. :P

[RadicalMom]

39. John Wayne (but Patrick Wayne might be pretty), Strother

Martin (it was Jack Elam that made me think of him)Drew Carey (but they already had that woman that looked like Drew Carey in drag), Jerry Orrbach(to bad he can't do that now), Maury Povich.

[punpirate]

42. I just had a fleeting vision...

... of Maury Povich made up like his wife, Connie Chung. Wasn't pretty.... :P

And when you said John Wayne, all that came to mind was that line in "Repo Man" about John Wayne coming to the door in a dress.... "Ohyess, you boys, he did."

But, Tom DeLay wouldn't get many dates, even from conservatives (well, Henry Hyde isn't too particular these days).

Sid Caesar.

Hal Holbrook.

Randolph Scott.

[RadicalMom]

43. Leo Carillo, Xavier Cugat, Salvador Dali, LeRoy Neiman,..

Alfred E. Newman, Burt Lancaster, Jimmy Durante, James Arness, Danny Thomas, Phil Donahue. I should go to bed. My circuts are overloading. My hovercraft is full of eels!(monty python tie-in)

[punpirate]

47. Guess that took care of the...

... waxed moustache crowd.... :P

John Belushi.

Leif Erickson.

Peter Sellers.

Edward G. Robinson.

Fred Gwynne.

Richard Kiel.

[rooboy]

40. Richard Perle, Henry Kissinger, Bill O'Reilly. n/t

[RadicalMom]

41. Rush, Robert Novak, Rumsfeld, Powell, Condi Rice..n/t

[Guaranteed]

44. LOL Condi nt

[jdonaldball]

45. Monty Python tie-in: Graham Chapman

But he had a beautiful soul!

[RadicalMom]

48. What a lovely guy he was! Did you see the Monty Python

gathering a couple of years back, where all gathered to talk about the show, and had an urn full of "Graham's ashes" as one of the guests? Another recent Python appearance was on the "Concert for George" (Harrison) on PBS, where Tom Hamks joined in the lumberjack chorus.

[Seabiscuit]

46. Patrick Swayze

[Cornjob]

49. Gotta go with Lyle Lovett!

Can you imagine him as a woman?

[jmowreader]

50. Oh, that's easy. Whatever Ann Coulter's real name is