Does anyone here know I am training to be a cage fighter?

[Bouncy Ball]

Yeah.

This is a publicity shot of my coach:



He's pretty good.

I don't know, it looks pretty rough, but I think I'm up to it. I'm not real attached to my teeth, anyway.



I was just wondering if anyone here has any experience with this. Of course, it would be other women I'd be fighting. And no jello or mud. I think this would be a great outlet for my anger.

[NYC]

1. Why would you want to fight cages?

?

[Bouncy Ball]

6. LOL, no we fight IN cages, silly!

[mr_hat]

2. Those chicks in your pic look farily tough, I must say.

[Bouncy Ball]

5. OMG they are.

And the topless bit, well I won't do that. Sorry, no thanks!

[toddzilla]

3. i used to watch ufc

it's interesting, but grappling matches are boring.

[Bouncy Ball]

4. Oh I agree.

Now if they used a grappling HOOK, that would be interesting.

[da_chimperor]

7. The second photo comes across as a little homo-erotic

They're both half-nude, and one guy is grabbing the other's naughty bits after all. :shrug:

[Bouncy Ball]

8. Yeah well that happens.

And those are chicks, by the way.

I've been in a few practice matches and you do get your groceries unintentionally fondled a bit, but honestly you really don't notice it at the time.

Later you think "was she grabbing my cookies?"

[da_chimperor]

25. LOL . . . groceries n/t

[Bouncy Ball]

9. HEY, by the way, I need a good cage figher name!!!

Bouncy Ball is NOT going to cut it. Something really tough and scary, ok?

[AVID]

10. Since when, you have the worst reflexes in the world!"

gosh!!

[Bouncy Ball]

11. I once cage fighted that chick in your picture

and she put up a good fight but I won.

I messed up her hair real bad, too.

[JohnKleeb]

12. and just what were you doing fighting barbara boxer?

:)

[Bouncy Ball]

14. She CHALLENGED me!!!

Dude, you cannot NOT fight someone when they challenge you to a cage fight.

And WHO is she? I don't care, when I'm in that cage, my opponent has no name, no political affiliation, no family, no history, I only see that I want to use my amazing skills to beat them down and prove to them, and to the world that I am the cage fighting QUEEN.

[JohnKleeb]

19. I want the pot you have

Give it to me.

[Bouncy Ball]

22. I don't use that it would interfere with my cage fighting reflexes

unlike what that stupid poster AVID says, I have 100% reflexes that are lightening fast and pot would just screw that up.

[JohnKleeb]

23. well you're on something

[AVID]

13. Yeah right - how could anyone ever know that . . , idiot!

[Bouncy Ball]

15. I challenge you to a cage fight.

And you will lose, my friend. You will lose so bad your future generations in your family will still talk about it.

[AVID]

16. Go ahead and try to kick me . . .

[AVID]

17. cluck cluck?

[Bouncy Ball]

18. Hey forget you

just because I didn't answer fast enough, big talking man.

Huh, where's the cage, huh? Cause I'll get in it right now.

[AVID]

24. you don't want a piece of these pants, do you

DO YOU!!!!!!!

Bow to your SENSAI . . BOW TO YOUR SENSAI!!!!!!

[NightTrain]

20. You're going to fight Nicolas Cage?

;)

[Bouncy Ball]

21. No I'm gonna fight you.

Don't you have some records to spin or do I have to cage fight you?