I am Newt Gingrich. Ask me anything!

[Deja Q]

(pic is from 1997 - seems like they kissed and made up)

[Xipe Totec]

1. How long can you stay out from under your rock?

and does it sting when slither over rock salt in the Winter?

[FarLeftRage]

2. Why

are you running for prez?

Did you think you have a chance of winning, despite your scandal-ridden past??

[Deja Q]

3. I'm a republican. We're one big walking bucket of scandal, except we know

how to keep our dark side hidden. That involves money and/or any political adversary that might have even an iota of a shady past.

:evilgrin:

[FarLeftRage]

9. Oh yeah....

Walking buckets, alright!!

[UrbScotty]

4. Are you better off now than you were four Congresses ago? (nt)

[Cobalt Violet]

5. How many ugly trees had to die for you to get that look?

[Lenape85]

6. Newton, you claim to be a fiscal conservative...

but you deride Clinton, even though he BALANCED THE FUCKING BUDGET

[charlyvi]

7. Hi, Newt.

Please run. Please. Run. Please. Is there anything I can do to help? Send out flyers? Phone bank? Please. Run. Please.

[KG]

8. why do you hate america so much?

[liberalhistorian]

10. LOL, I was about

to ask the same thing!

[CO Liberal]

11. Aren't You Dead Yet??

:shrug:

[really-looney]

12. Did you really have Bob Barr ....

write the defense of marriages(plural) act because you knew that you were good for two or three new wives after cheating on your current one?

[really-looney]

13. Why was it ok for you to cheat on your wife.....

but it was an Impeachable offense for the President?

[KG]

14. he's actually a serial adulterer, .

cheated on wife 1 with wife 2, then cheated on wife 2 with wife 3 (during the impeachment crises).

typical repook scumbag.

[JohnKleeb]

15. yep KG thats how it happened

He'll bang with number 4 during his 2008 attempt to be president.