I'm Mel Gibson, ask me anything

[Lenape85]

[ZoCrowes]

1. Have you always been batshit crazy

or is this a recent development?

[Lenape85]

2. Well, I like to cut myself on my altar and feel the pain of christ

[KG]

3. why do you hate america so much?

[Lenape85]

5. No, you hate America, you godless liberal

Now, take that shit and smear me with it, I feel good when you do that

[truebrit71]

4. Do you share your father's views on the holocaust?

.

[Lenape85]

6. Yes, I believe that the Jews killed Christ and are cockroaches

[Amaya]

7. Do you wear a toupee?

:shrug:

[Lenape85]

8. Yes I do, it's made from the hair of Jewish christkillers

[givemebackmycountry]

9. OK tell me since you are from down under

What the hell is vega-mite and why did you beat up Jesus for two hours and five minutes?

[Lenape85]

13. Vegan food is bad for you and Jesus doesn't like vegans

You are going to hell, you christ-killing Juden

[NightTrain]

10. How does it feel to lose to a card-carrying liberal?

Hmmmm???

[Lenape85]

14. Card-carrying liberals are Jewish witches

They cast a spell on me so that all my hair will fall out

[sparky_in_ma]

11. Hmmm...Butchered in Braveheart,

and now your latest. Is S/M going to be a recurring theme?

[Lenape85]

12. Yes it will, for it will bring me closer to Jesus

[sakabatou]

15. Will you be THAT close to big J?

I never thought that you'd... oh wait... you probably would.

[Lenape85]

16. Because I love Jesus and I'd let my kid

nail himself to the cross if he wanted to

[sakabatou]

17. And you'd be the nailer, I presume?

[Lenape85]

18. Yes I will be

[sakabatou]

So you'd murder your own son?

[Lenape85]

21. Hey, baby killer, my son will die for your sins

[sakabatou]

24. Wow...

You are a religious nut.

And uh... no thanks, got the Day of Atonement already.

[Lenape85]

25. Isn't that Yum Kipper, you are a Joo aren't u

You will burn in hell for your paganistical witchcraft

[sakabatou]

30. Okie-dokie!

:: cracks knuckles, clears throat :: Zechariah 14:12

Tiyeh hamagefah asher yigof AD*NAI et-kol-ha'amim asher tzavoo el-yerushalim. Bisaro vehoo omed al-raglav ve'enav timakna vehorehen oolshono timak befihem.

[Lenape85]

33. Dude, you've got satan's cock in your throat

[sakabatou]

36. No just a lozenge that went down the wrong pipe...

[sakabatou]

39. To lenape85

should I translate that bit?

[Lenape85]

40. Let me get out of character

<switches back to Lenape85 mode>
OK, translate it
<switches back to Mel Gibson mode>

[sakabatou]

46. Translating

"And this shall be the plaugue of the LORD will smite all the people that have ever fought against Jerusalem . Their flesh will consume away while they stand on their feet. Their eyes shall rot in their sockets and their tongues will rot in their mouths."

[hickman1937]

19. How many kids do you really have?

Besides the 30 or 40 you have with your wife. Is it true they call you Happy Pants in hollywood?

[Lenape85]

22. 58, it would be 60, but you know, we decided to abort two of them

[Zing Zing Zingbah]

20. What's Mel short for? n/t

[Lenape85]

23. That's none of your business Zingbah, your name sounds Jewish

And don't you dare cast one of your Jew spells on my son.

[hickman1937]

26. So how's your dad?

I hear he almost single handedly brought one of America's finest social clubs, the KKK, to Australia. Have they honored him with a plaque yet?Does he still have those really cool jackboots? Does he know Awnode?

[Lenape85]

27. He's doing well, he's gotten kinda senile

Whenever he sees a colored person, he foams at the mouth

[hickman1937]

32. What color sets him off the most?

[Lenape85]

43. black

[Bombtrack]

28. Will Danny Glover play Muhammed in "Passion 2: Satan's revenge"?

It would be cool to see Jesus and Mohammed team up, but Jesus needs a mullet this time. And Dune Buggies, they need Dune Buggies.

[Lenape85]

29. Islam is a satanic religion with all that shrieking and shit

We are on a constant crusade to rid the world of them infidels

[Bombtrack]

31. Well then maybe he can team up with L Ron Hubbard

You seem to get along ok with the scientologists right? It's about as stupid as your streak of catholicism.

[Lenape85]

35. No, L Ron Hubbard is a an unsaved satanist

[orleans]

34. did jesus shave his legs?

and if so--did you like it?

[Name removed]

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[orleans]

38. how bout doing a prequil?

like Lethal Christ: The Passion of Power

[Lenape85]

41. Yah, come by my church-home, and we can talk over some

Christ-approved S/M

[Mend]

42. Docu-drama of "My Pet Goat"? Call it "Scapegoat of the Xians"

lots of stakes, ropes, and blood. Semitic types with sharp knives....a bush/fundie mega-hit for sure.

[arwalden]

44. Why Are You So Afraid Of Gay Men?

[Lenape85]

47. Because gayness is a satanic Jewish religion

[orleans]

45. mel, is it true the critics think

you're movie sucked?
and if so, how do does that make you feel?

[Hand]

48. Could you do the world a favor...

and blow your damn brains out, please? I mean, just DO it? That would be really a great thing.

Here's to ya!

[Placebo]

49. Do you like S&M?

You look like you would.

[orleans]

50. think we've offended mel

i don't think he's coming back to chat
(he's probably talking to god right about now)

[hickman1937]

51. Do you have one of those detatchable penises?

I heard your wife made you get one, and that her boyfriend thinks its cute.

[Lenape85]

52. yep

[BigMcLargehuge]

53. locking

this has gone wayyyyyyy too far over the line.

Big McLargehuge
DU Moderator