I'm Randy Moss. Ask me anything.

[x-g.o.p.er]

Oh, and the Packers suck.

[KG]

1. slapped around any girlfriends lately?

or tried running over any females cops?

[x-g.o.p.er]

7. Nope. Just bitch slapped Al Harris for three hours, though.

[FredScuttle]

12. Booyakasha!

n/t

[Shananigans]

2. Hi Randy!

Tell me...how did it feel to stick your ass in the faces of thousands of Cheeseheads and actually do something to earn it this time! You came through for us tonight! ;)

Go Vikes!

[x-g.o.p.er]

8. Pretty good.

But I gotta tell ya, wait till next week in Philly when I score a touchdown, and then pretend to take a McNabb and wipe my Westbrook with some TO.

[Sandpiper]

3. Randy, your TD celebration was pure comic gold

How did it feel to rub the cheeseheads' faces in it?

[x-g.o.p.er]

14. It was as big as a high as Favre had on Vicodin...

[Osamasux]

4. Why aren't you in prison?

[x-g.o.p.er]

9. Because your mom got out too soon.

[catzies]

5. Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?

And, ain't karma a bitch? Oh, you don't know about that yet. But you'll see.

[x-g.o.p.er]

10. No I won't.

I am the king of the world!

[SmileyBoy]

6. Randy, why do you think the media hates you??

[x-g.o.p.er]

They hate me because of my hair

[ThorsHammer]

11. Any plans to win sometime?

[x-g.o.p.er]

13. Just did it today....

maybe you missed it because you were in your deer stand drinking, you Wisonsinite.

[FredScuttle]

15. Do you think the media's criticism of you ever takes on racial overtones?

n/t

[x-g.o.p.er]

17. I've been put down by the man my whole life

So it doesn't matter where, or who, the criticism comes from, because I'm going to shut them up next week in Philly.

And then, when we win the Super Bowl, I'm going to masturbate on the 50 yard line, and watch Chris Berman's fat ass explode.

[FredScuttle]

19. Follow up question, Randy

Are you high right now and, if so, can I get a hit?

[x-g.o.p.er]

20. No, but I am drunk...

and if you stand close enough to smell my breath, you will get a contact buzz.

Skol, baby, skol.

[WMliberal]

16. how do you keep your buttocks so smooth looking?

do you exfoliate?

do you wax or shave it?

[x-g.o.p.er]

18. I regularly poop at Lambeau

in the end zone, and then I wipe my Favre with the goal post.