I'M QUARL ROVE. ASK ME ANYTHING

[elperromagico]

[last1standing]

1. Can you hold your head underwater for ten minutes?

Can you try?

[elperromagico]

3. Mom tested me for that when I was a baby.

Didn't work. Me no breathe good.

[last1standing]

5. Maybe she should have tried putting you in a bag first.

Then maybe tying the end and testing it in a river? Just a thought.

[elperromagico]

6. When I was born, my mother said, "Oh, treasure!"

My father said, "Let's bury it."

Oh, my father. Such a kidder. Such a drunk.

[last1standing]

10. LOL!

n/t

[GAspnes]

2. Why is there air?

(n/t)

[elperromagico]

4. Because air is God's gift to white Christians.

Durr.

[GAspnes]

11. *eeeeEEENNNN*

"There's air to blow up volley balls with."

-- Bill Cosby

[orleans]

7. My long lost twin! I've finally found you!

it's me! Carl! do you remember???

[elperromagico]

8. Ahh, Carl. Have you talked to Kuarl lately?

[two gun sid]

9. Hey Rove

Some girl in the lounge says she can kick your ass. You up for a cage match?

[elperromagico]

12. Only if Diebold can referee.

:evilgrin:

[orleans]

13. we'll kick her

ass together. me and Quarl here! it'll be like the old days when mummsie had us in the circus together. Quarl--do you remember that?

[elperromagico]

14. I remember hanging out with a fellow who looked a lot like an elephant...

[orleans]

15. yes, yes, that was mummsie! you remember!!!

[elperromagico]

16. She instilled in me a lifelong love of elephants.

Every time I see the GOP emblem, I weep.

And masturbate, but that's beside the point...